summarize your sex life with a star wars quote - Page 6

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.14.2008, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by alteredcourse

I hate star wars .
i tried . but fuck it .
the sliding humor-bot was good at moments but he couldnt single handedly save the entire movie + supplements .

fuck all that . i tried but all it gets is gritty paste teeth .

Did you watch the special editions? The fucking blow. You have to watch the original theatrical versions.

m1rr0r dash · 03.14.2008, 02:16 AM

hey phoenix! you start the movie yet?

despite what altered says.... what spectral says is true.... i don't think he saw the real thing. you know the one where you can see the film grain, and han shoots greedo under the table, and luke yells out "Carrie!" when he sees leia at the end....

the one that played in theaters in 1977 that lucas destroyed when he released the dvd. i have a fan produced restoration project dvd of this if yr interested.

yes. i am really a geek.

alteredcourse · 03.14.2008, 02:17 AM

I went to the theater and involved kicked backed heeled and buttered popcorn . even though i've come this far the hairs on my scaled spine are suddenly convulsing and i shouldnt detail how i wretched at the wonder of time going backwards , poisoned, for the duration of the original theatrical star wars .

im sorry that you needed to red-cake me , spectral-nice-man . my only regret is that you didnt actually leave a comment, though . and you dont have "the time " for mine .

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.14.2008, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

hey phoenix! you start the movie yet?

despite what altered says.... what spectral says is true.

and i don't think he saw the real thing. you know the one where you can see the film grain, and han shoots greedo under the table, and luke yells out "Carrie!" when he sees leia at the end....

the one that played in theaters in 1977 that lucas destroyed when he released the dvd. i have a fan produced restoration project dvd of this if yr interested.

yes. i am really a geek.

I have a fan produced restoration divx myself

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.14.2008, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by alteredcourse

I went to the theater and involved kicked backed heeled and buttered popcorn . even though i've come this far the hairs on my scaled spine are suddenly convulsing and i shouldnt detail how i wretched at the wonder of time going backwards , poisoned, for the duration of the original theatrical star wars .

im sorry that you needed to red-cake me , spectral-nice-man . my only regret is that you didnt actually leave a comment, though . and you dont have "the time " for mine .

Did you see it in 1997 in the theater? If so you saw the horrendous version.

✌➬ · 03.14.2008, 02:22 AM

I could never get into it. I am not a geek, sorry.

alteredcourse · 03.14.2008, 02:22 AM

Im not going to suggest that buns over the ears are the ticket to star wars heaven . but my persistant similar name might not have helped my overall dim-gazed view of the star wars effort .

m1rr0r dash · 03.14.2008, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by alteredcourse

the sliding humor-bot was good at moments but he couldnt single handedly save the entire movie + supplements .

i can see now that you may have only begun to grasp the rosencrantz and guildensternesque humor of the two tin men.

m1rr0r dash · 03.14.2008, 04:26 AM

CAPT. PANAKA: Wait! Her Highness commands you to take her handmaiden with you.

iskandertime · 03.16.2008, 08:53 PM

Han Solo-"great kid!...Don't get cocky"

!@#$%! · 03.16.2008, 09:10 PM

ok so i don't have any quotes memorized for fucks sakes, but imdb showed me one that could be applicable:

Darth Vader: I have you now!

ALIEN ANAL · 03.16.2008, 09:20 PM

"i am your father"

this was prob already done but its funny

LifeDistortion · 03.16.2008, 10:31 PM

"Impressive....Most impressive."

I'm surprised nobody's used it yet.

m1rr0r dash · 03.17.2008, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ok so i don't have any quotes memorized for fucks sakes, but imdb showed me one that could be applicable:

Darth Vader: I have you now!

wtf? ...i may be a pretty big geek... but i also have a pretty shitty memory...

.

i just have the fuckin script open in another tab....

http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Star..._New_Hope.html

m1rr0r dash · 03.17.2008, 12:26 AM

HAN: Look. I want you to take her. I mean it. Take her. You need all the help you can get.

!@#$%! · 03.17.2008, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

wtf? ...i may be a pretty big geek... but i also have a pretty shitty memory...

.

i just have the fuckin script open in another tab....

http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Star..._New_Hope.html

jeezus johnson no.

im not going to can thru that tripe in search of a quote.

can't we do joyce quotes instead?

oh yeah someone will accuse me now of being a pretentious fuck

i say bring it on

this one is about all the past crazy girlfriends ha ha ha

history is a nightmare from which i am trying to awake

ALIEN ANAL · 03.17.2008, 02:30 AM

pretentious fuck

!@#$%! · 03.17.2008, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

pretentious fuck

that's nothing!

there was a whole thread about it

Florya · 03.19.2008, 09:23 AM

Sister. So you have a twin sister. Your feelings have betrayed her too. -Darth Vader

Curse my metal body. I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault. -C3PO

You know, sometimes I amaze even myself. -Han Solo

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 03.19.2008, 09:25 AM

"we're all up the shitter"

mouthed by solo in the crusher in the first film

03.14.2008, 02:16 AM	#102
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	hey phoenix! you start the movie yet? despite what altered says.... what spectral says is true.... i don't think he saw the real thing. you know the one where you can see the film grain, and han shoots greedo under the table, and luke yells out "Carrie!" when he sees leia at the end.... the one that played in theaters in 1977 that lucas destroyed when he released the dvd. i have a fan produced restoration project dvd of this if yr interested. yes. i am really a geek. __________________
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03.14.2008, 02:17 AM	#103
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	I went to the theater and involved kicked backed heeled and buttered popcorn . even though i've come this far the hairs on my scaled spine are suddenly convulsing and i shouldnt detail how i wretched at the wonder of time going backwards , poisoned, for the duration of the original theatrical star wars . im sorry that you needed to red-cake me , spectral-nice-man . my only regret is that you didnt actually leave a comment, though . and you dont have "the time " for mine .
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03.14.2008, 02:22 AM	#106
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	I could never get into it. I am not a geek, sorry. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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03.14.2008, 02:22 AM	#107
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	Im not going to suggest that buns over the ears are the ticket to star wars heaven . but my persistant similar name might not have helped my overall dim-gazed view of the star wars effort .
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03.14.2008, 04:26 AM	#109
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	CAPT. PANAKA: Wait! Her Highness commands you to take her handmaiden with you. __________________
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03.16.2008, 08:53 PM	#110
iskandertime little trouble girl Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: portland, maine Posts: 41	Han Solo-"great kid!...Don't get cocky"
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03.16.2008, 09:10 PM	#111
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,547	ok so i don't have any quotes memorized for fucks sakes, but imdb showed me one that could be applicable: Darth Vader: I have you now!
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03.16.2008, 09:20 PM	#112
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	"i am your father" this was prob already done but its funny __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.16.2008, 10:31 PM	#113
LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	"Impressive....Most impressive." I'm surprised nobody's used it yet.
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03.17.2008, 12:26 AM	#115
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	HAN: Look. I want you to take her. I mean it. Take her. You need all the help you can get. __________________
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03.17.2008, 02:30 AM	#117
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	pretentious fuck __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.19.2008, 09:23 AM	#119
Florya expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: a little world, all of my own. Posts: 1,668	Sister. So you have a twin sister. Your feelings have betrayed her too. -Darth Vader Curse my metal body. I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault. -C3PO You know, sometimes I amaze even myself. -Han Solo __________________ it takes an old guy like bloodbeach'85 to get anything right - atari 2600 listening mirror @ Soundcloud http://soundcloud.com/listening-mirror
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03.19.2008, 09:25 AM	#120
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	"we're all up the shitter" mouthed by solo in the crusher in the first film
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