the alpha-alpha male - Page 6

floatingslowly · 03.30.2011, 09:45 AM

me? I'm not as good at telling others what they should have done so much as what they will do.

knuckle bones, goat entrails and tea leaves.

wizard power etc.

SONIC GAIL · 03.30.2011, 09:49 AM

what will i do?

floatingslowly · 03.30.2011, 09:55 AM

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That pretty much sums it up. we like assholes because they are confident in themselves and that is what we want. We DO NOT want neediness which is often acccompanied by niceness. Niceness is good yes, but a nice asshole is much better.

my girl must be lucky then.

I'm never an asshole (lol_irl), I'm nice and there's not a fucking thing I can't do.

FEEL mah POWER.

SONIC GAIL · 03.30.2011, 09:58 AM

your an asshole alright don't know about irl though. you r confident

SONIC GAIL · 03.30.2011, 09:58 AM

I just pianted my toenails at work. BORING day

floatingslowly · 03.30.2011, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

what will i do?

trees barbecue beer
bonfire alligator pickup
zigzag zippo xanex
bippity boppity doo

....the trance fades.

SONIC GAIL · 03.30.2011, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

trees barbecue beer
bonfire alligator pickup
zigzag zippo xanex
bippity boppity doo

....the trance fades.

pretty damn close
no more xanax though
moved down to clonazepam im trying to break myself from them

floatingslowly · 03.30.2011, 10:16 AM

don't argue with fate.

SONIC GAIL · 03.30.2011, 10:22 AM

yes sir.....but when will fate bring me xanax? ive been waiting

floatingslowly · 03.30.2011, 10:30 AM

that is a separate question and therefore requires a separate fee.

goats aren't cheap and the previous animal's entrails have cooled.

perhaps if you bring me.....A SHRUBBERY.

SONIC GAIL · 03.30.2011, 10:31 AM

How about I bring you the deer entrails I was saving for stew instead? They r still fresh.

Inhuman · 03.30.2011, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

How about I bring you the deer entrails I was saving for stew instead? They r still fresh.

deer & xanax stew doesn't solve problems

SONIC GAIL · 03.30.2011, 10:46 AM

just makes you forget them easier

floatingslowly · 03.30.2011, 10:55 AM

I'm sorry, I'm a vag-eterian.

SONIC GAIL · 03.30.2011, 11:01 AM

that's cool I only eat meat

davenotdead · 03.30.2011, 01:21 PM

floslo, what color panties is gail wearing?

floatingslowly · 03.30.2011, 01:27 PM

omg how did you know that I was listening to The Cramps???

spppppoooooky

ps: she isn't. she never does.

davenotdead · 03.30.2011, 01:49 PM

which farm-animal-intestinal-organ is the panty predictor? this is vital information for me

floatingslowly · 03.30.2011, 02:28 PM

if you must know, it's the pig.

I could get away with a smaller beast, but made a promise earlier this morning not to hurt anymore of our chickenfriends.

davenotdead · 03.30.2011, 03:26 PM

makes sense considering the pig shares its colors with that of vaginas

03.30.2011, 09:45 AM	#101
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	me? I'm not as good at telling others what they should have done so much as what they will do. knuckle bones, goat entrails and tea leaves. wizard power etc.
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03.30.2011, 09:49 AM	#102
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	what will i do? __________________
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03.30.2011, 09:58 AM	#104
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	your an asshole alright don't know about irl though. you r confident __________________
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03.30.2011, 09:58 AM	#105
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	I just pianted my toenails at work. BORING day __________________
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03.30.2011, 10:16 AM	#108
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	don't argue with fate.
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03.30.2011, 10:22 AM	#109
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	yes sir.....but when will fate bring me xanax? ive been waiting __________________
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03.30.2011, 10:30 AM	#110
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	that is a separate question and therefore requires a separate fee. goats aren't cheap and the previous animal's entrails have cooled. perhaps if you bring me.....A SHRUBBERY.
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03.30.2011, 10:31 AM	#111
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	How about I bring you the deer entrails I was saving for stew instead? They r still fresh. __________________
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03.30.2011, 10:46 AM	#113
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	just makes you forget them easier __________________
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03.30.2011, 10:55 AM	#114
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm sorry, I'm a vag-eterian.
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03.30.2011, 11:01 AM	#115
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	that's cool I only eat meat __________________
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03.30.2011, 01:21 PM	#116
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	floslo, what color panties is gail wearing? __________________
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03.30.2011, 01:27 PM	#117
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	omg how did you know that I was listening to The Cramps??? spppppoooooky ps: she isn't. she never does.
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03.30.2011, 01:49 PM	#118
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	which farm-animal-intestinal-organ is the panty predictor? this is vital information for me __________________
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03.30.2011, 02:28 PM	#119
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	if you must know, it's the pig. I could get away with a smaller beast, but made a promise earlier this morning not to hurt anymore of our chickenfriends.
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03.30.2011, 03:26 PM	#120
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	makes sense considering the pig shares its colors with that of vaginas __________________
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