Rastafari is a bullshit religion. - Page 6

marleypumpkin · 05.10.2006, 06:32 PM

It's the rastafarian term for government, or system, or SHITSTEM!

marleypumpkin · 05.10.2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

And I still don't understand why Rasta's smoke pot.

Well, let me just say that we blaze ganja for the spirituality. It is our belief that blazing will put you in a more spiritual state of mind. & I'll add that we DO NOT were any "hats", or "tourbons" when we blaze. We feel it constricts the path from your mind to Jah. & 1 more thing, we burn to live, we don't live to burn.

Glice · 05.10.2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by marleypumpkin

Well, let me just say that we blaze ganja for the spirituality. It is our belief that blazing will put you in a more spiritual state of mind. & I'll add that we DO NOT were any "hats", or "tourbons" when we blaze. We feel it constricts the path from your mind to Jah. & 1 more thing, we burn to live, we don't live to burn.

Well, you've just made me feel a lot better about my alcohol intake. I'm just missing the piss-heads religion. Anyone want to deify me? Or just a handjob, that's always nice.

marleypumpkin · 05.10.2006, 06:44 PM

Although rasta's are opposed to alcohol, we have no right to judge anyone. So, go ahead & kick back a few cold ones Glice.

Glice · 05.10.2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by marleypumpkin

Although rasta's are opposed to alcohol, we have no right to judge anyone. So, go ahead & kick back a few cold ones Glice.

I'm on a terrible cheap whisky blend at the moment. Not quite the 'high grade' that I'm used to 'blazing'. Still, it's all for a good cause (sleep).

Пятхъдесят Шест · 05.10.2006, 06:49 PM

Ahaa, why won't this thread die?

umjammer atomsk · 05.10.2006, 07:06 PM

this Is The Last Post!!! No More I Say!!!!

HaydenAsche · 05.10.2006, 07:18 PM

I say 'You suck."

val-holla-ing · 05.10.2006, 07:39 PM

i give props to marleypumpkin for not using that retarded faux-rasta speak.

HaydenAsche · 05.10.2006, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

i give props to marleypumpkin for not using that retarded faux-rasta speak.

This is like the first thread without him using it.

Yay Marley!

marleypumpkin · 05.10.2006, 07:51 PM

-HaydenAsche-
I don't think I've used rasta terminology too much. Have I? If I have, I apologize. I DO NOT force my religious beliefs on anyone, but I will NOT hesitate to inform.

HaydenAsche · 05.10.2006, 07:54 PM

You were nowhere near as bad as SuchFriends. I don't end every post by pushing christianity on everyone.

Praise Jesus!

Father, Son and Holy Ghost!

God!

Everyneurotic · 05.10.2006, 07:57 PM

i should push judaism in the board.

i shall end every post with stuff like "baruj ashem" or "hava naguila"

marleypumpkin · 05.10.2006, 08:07 PM

George Carlin's, "The 3 Commandments"

1.Thou shall be honest & faithfull to the provider of thy nookie
2.& thou should try real hard not to kill anyone. Unless of course, they pray to a different invisible man from the one you pray to.
3.THOU SHALL KEEP THY RELIGION TO THYSELF

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.10.2006, 09:37 PM

I'm sorry for forcing my religion on you. It's called The Church of God, Jesus, and Motherfucking Rock and Roll. Let me share some passages from it.

On the 8th day God invented Rock and Roll, and the angels rejoiced.

God later gave the gift to the Caananites, but the king of Rock and Roll would not be a Caananite. In the non-canonical text that we include in our bible- the Gospel of Joseph of Aramathea- David wrote that Christ gave his gift for songwriting to the stars, and in the 1970th through the 1980th year of our lord, that this would gift of music would bear its fruit in one that shared tha name of the King of Psalms, and like the King of Psalms would be incredibly gifted in verse. This man would transcend sex, space, time, and even humanity and come in many incarnations- as a Martian, as a Thin White Duke, as half-man half-dog, and as Aladdin Sane among others.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.11.2006, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

and heaven forbid i actually get BOOKS from *gasp* LIBRARY

Rastafari is not something you can find in a book. It is a calling, not a teaching.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.11.2006, 04:31 PM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=br_ss_hs/002-7775399-8443205?platform=gurupa&url=index%3Dblended&keywor ds=rastafari&Go.x=0&Go.y=0&Go=Go

God, I'm becoming more and more of a troll everyday.

val-holla-ing · 05.11.2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

Rastafari is not something you can find in a book. It is a calling, not a teaching.

so rastas don't read the bible?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.12.2006, 10:28 AM

nice one

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marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	It's the rastafarian term for government, or system, or SHITSTEM! __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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05.10.2006, 06:44 PM	#105
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Although rasta's are opposed to alcohol, we have no right to judge anyone. So, go ahead & kick back a few cold ones Glice. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Ahaa, why won't this thread die?
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05.10.2006, 07:06 PM	#108
umjammer atomsk the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 889	this Is The Last Post!!! No More I Say!!!!
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I say 'You suck." __________________ rip
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val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i give props to marleypumpkin for not using that retarded faux-rasta speak. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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05.10.2006, 07:51 PM	#112
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	-HaydenAsche- I don't think I've used rasta terminology too much. Have I? If I have, I apologize. I DO NOT force my religious beliefs on anyone, but I will NOT hesitate to inform. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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05.10.2006, 07:54 PM	#113
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	You were nowhere near as bad as SuchFriends. I don't end every post by pushing christianity on everyone. Praise Jesus! Father, Son and Holy Ghost! God! __________________ rip
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i should push judaism in the board. i shall end every post with stuff like "baruj ashem" or "hava naguila" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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05.10.2006, 08:07 PM	#115
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	George Carlin's, "The 3 Commandments" 1.Thou shall be honest & faithfull to the provider of thy nookie 2.& thou should try real hard not to kill anyone. Unless of course, they pray to a different invisible man from the one you pray to. 3.THOU SHALL KEEP THY RELIGION TO THYSELF __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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05.10.2006, 09:37 PM	#116
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I'm sorry for forcing my religion on you. It's called The Church of God, Jesus, and Motherfucking Rock and Roll. Let me share some passages from it. On the 8th day God invented Rock and Roll, and the angels rejoiced. God later gave the gift to the Caananites, but the king of Rock and Roll would not be a Caananite. In the non-canonical text that we include in our bible- the Gospel of Joseph of Aramathea- David wrote that Christ gave his gift for songwriting to the stars, and in the 1970th through the 1980th year of our lord, that this would gift of music would bear its fruit in one that shared tha name of the King of Psalms, and like the King of Psalms would be incredibly gifted in verse. This man would transcend sex, space, time, and even humanity and come in many incarnations- as a Martian, as a Thin White Duke, as half-man half-dog, and as Aladdin Sane among others.
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05.11.2006, 04:31 PM	#118
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=br_ss_hs/002-7775399-8443205?platform=gurupa&url=index%3Dblended&keywor ds=rastafari&Go.x=0&Go.y=0&Go=Go God, I'm becoming more and more of a troll everyday.
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	nice one
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