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Birth control pills never fail, unless you forget to take them.
Or they are false, one time many women fell pregnant because they bought from this particular batch made of flour, by an important pharmaceutical industry. It was sort of like a dream come true for them I suppose, because each one ended up receiving millions. They never fail to increase depression and suicide rates, but no one likes to talk about that. So, yeah I'd like to know.
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well, it's houston. i don't even know what that is. but i like to imagine it with white bible people, heat, poker and horses. That or you're not being very good at meeting people.
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Increased depression and suicide rates, sure, but some pills make women's boobs get bigger. That's got to be worth the risk, surely?
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They make everything bigger. They can make your cock bigger, try them.
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don't take it personally you're probably hormonal, feeling fat, and out of your regular shitkicking form not to worry, as the preggers hormones intensify their work you'll become completely indestructible & will easily kill them all i promise |
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That's useful to know. Between you and I, some women just want a bit more than 12" of love.
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Ah, the essence of a woman.
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you guys are so romantic.
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the pill sucks!!!! Depression moodiness extreme pms absolutly no sex drive weight gain I put on 14 lbs in 2 weeks and the doctor told me to either stop taking them or get fat so i threw them out the window of my car as i left the appointment and yr boobs do not get bigger unless its from the extra weight gain They are the best method though cause if you have no desire for sex you cant get pregnant
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It's bitter sweet when you get pregnant. You don't usually expect it and it is very difficult going through so many drastic changes in your life. I promise that one day you will see what she means. <3
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Depends on the pill? Have you tried different versions?
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the cops ride horses in downtown. 30% hispanic 30% white 25% african-american 10% southeast asian/indian the Bible thumpers like to stay in Dallas I think.
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Yaz was ok but very expensive and I dont like all of those commercials about the health risks. Pretty much anything that has a high amount of estrogen init fucks with me in a major way. so that ring shit, implants, the shot or any of the other alternate forms will give me the same problem
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the pill affects women so weird. hormons will do that to ya. some women's libido completely dries up. some women get perfect skin. who can say?
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Given all the side effects of the pill especially the weight gain and moodiness the best solution was for me to have a vasectomy which I did after we had our third child. Vasectomy's are reversible and of course in this day and age you can just put some sperm on file to have kids at a later date. The change in my wife's attitude and figure made it the best solution imo.
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vasectomy is the way to go, especially if you are through having kids. that way you can spunk clear seminal fluid all over your lady's cheeks without worrying about the wriggling spermatazoa burrowing into their pores.
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THAT'S KIND OF MEAN? I MEAN, I HOPE PLOESJ DOES NOT GET PREGNANT WHEN SHE'S NOT PLANNING TO.
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Thats not mean.... you misread my iontentions i like ploesj ALL CAPS. It is just a fact of life, most people that get pregnant are not planning it, but that does not mean it is a bad thing to get pregnant just a simple twist of fate
take it easy knoxy
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