For those of you that give a fuck - Page 6

Pookie · 03.08.2014, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ps. this is saint scott jenson on the subject:

I also have no buttermilk.

!@#$%! · 03.08.2014, 05:01 AM

fucking a right. that's my daily breakfast except instead of toast i use german crackers which are like plywood made with oh-so-healthy rye. which i think that sad poet detested (rye, he detested it. his mum and dad's fault). larkin! philip. anyway.

scott jenson is a holy man btw. marvelous scriptures.

!@#$%! · 03.08.2014, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

I also have no buttermilk.

just add a tbsp of vinegar to the milk to make the baking soda bubble up and rise the batter. i even use almond milk since i rarely carry the juice of the cowtit. but acidity + baking soda is the key. you could also mix some yogurt-- say, lassi.

scott jenson is a software engineer. he doesn't fuck around, praised be His name.

Pookie · 03.08.2014, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

just add a tbsp of vinegar to the milk to make the baking soda bubble up and rise the batter. i even use almond milk since i rarely carry the juice of the cowtit. but acidity + baking soda is the key. you could also mix some yogurt-- say, lassi.

scott jenson is a software engineer. he doesn't fuck around, praised be His name.

No milk? What do you put in your tea? And so on...

!@#$%! · 03.08.2014, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

No milk? What do you put in your tea? And so on...

on teas that need milk i use almond milk. it tastes better, actually, and the right stuff is creamy and great.

anyway, re: gail - good for her dammit. she's done the right thing.

Pookie · 03.08.2014, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

anyway, re: gail - good for her dammit. she's done the right thing.

Indeed. She certainly looks happier.

!@#$%! · 03.08.2014, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Indeed. She certainly looks happier.

yes. and even if she weren't "happy" (maslow), ordinary unhappiness is much better than neurotic misery (freud).

floatingslowly · 03.08.2014, 04:50 PM

hey, suchfriends, at least we are in good company, pal. you may be slightly wonky, but !%@!#%! is terminally boring, and that's something you've never been.

do you reckon that he realizes that placing us on ignore is the greatest gift he could possibly give us? as all it means is that we never have to expect him chiming in with unwanted thoughts when nobody is actually talking to him, and that's kind of his schtick, isn't it?

bless.

floatingslowly · 03.08.2014, 04:55 PM

also: pancakes sure don't work down here. the eggs are different, the milk is different, and even the flour acts strange.

Savage Clone · 03.08.2014, 05:10 PM

Not with a gun to my head am I eating a fucking pancake.

Pookie · 03.09.2014, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Not with a gun to my head am I eating a fucking pancake.

What's wrong with pancakes!

dead_battery · 03.09.2014, 12:56 PM

i dont even believe in like value and shit yo

Genteel Death · 03.09.2014, 01:15 PM

I'm a bit surprised that (37*56" puts people on ignore.

Genteel Death · 03.09.2014, 01:17 PM

dead_battery makes sense on these argumentative threads more than he's generally given credit for.

!@#$%! · 03.09.2014, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I'm a bit surprised that (37*56" puts people on ignore.

these days, the board being what it is, the ignore function is like a good razor-- it saves time and irritation.

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

dead_battery makes sense on these argumentative threads more than he's generally given credit for.

db's arguments go over the heads of a lot of people. that's not db's fault.

dead_battery · 03.09.2014, 03:42 PM

so you'd prefer to be cremated?

floatingslowly · 03.09.2014, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

why is Suchfriends the one and only who always makes the most sense? i mean, compared to a nihilist like dead_battery. it's, like, half in half.

cheers/salute and have a good upcoming week.

here ya go, Habte, at least the racist homophobe is giving you props.

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half AND half; not .5/.5., but whatever, it's not like we blame you.

floatingslowly · 03.09.2014, 08:13 PM

if my baby has a big head, it's because of his large brain; something which your genetic code lacks the programming for.

that said, there's no need to "reach for the racist shit", when it's all right here, easily within grasp. please don't forget that I also called you a homophobe, you cracker fuckstain.

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it's "you", not "u", my teenage friend.

foreverasskiss · 03.09.2014, 08:17 PM

ok, floatingslowly. float yr ass in that corner there. yr baby is just fine, but don't pull that rascist shit on me again!!!

asshole!!

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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,572	fucking a right. that's my daily breakfast except instead of toast i use german crackers which are like plywood made with oh-so-healthy rye. which i think that sad poet detested (rye, he detested it. his mum and dad's fault). larkin! philip. anyway. scott jenson is a holy man btw. marvelous scriptures.
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03.08.2014, 04:50 PM	#108
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	hey, suchfriends, at least we are in good company, pal. you may be slightly wonky, but !%@!#%! is terminally boring, and that's something you've never been. do you reckon that he realizes that placing us on ignore is the greatest gift he could possibly give us? as all it means is that we never have to expect him chiming in with unwanted thoughts when nobody is actually talking to him, and that's kind of his schtick, isn't it? bless.
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03.08.2014, 04:55 PM	#109
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	also: pancakes sure don't work down here. the eggs are different, the milk is different, and even the flour acts strange.
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03.08.2014, 05:10 PM	#110
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Not with a gun to my head am I eating a fucking pancake.
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03.09.2014, 12:56 PM	#112
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	i dont even believe in like value and shit yo
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03.09.2014, 01:15 PM	#113
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I'm a bit surprised that (37*56" puts people on ignore.
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03.09.2014, 01:17 PM	#114
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	dead_battery makes sense on these argumentative threads more than he's generally given credit for.
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03.09.2014, 03:42 PM	#116
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	so you'd prefer to be cremated?
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03.09.2014, 08:13 PM	#118
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	if my baby has a big head, it's because of his large brain; something which your genetic code lacks the programming for. that said, there's no need to "reach for the racist shit", when it's all right here, easily within grasp. please don't forget that I also called you a homophobe, you cracker fuckstain. Code: it's "you", not "u", my teenage friend.
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03.09.2014, 08:17 PM	#119
foreverasskiss Banned Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: somewhere in georgia Posts: 0	ok, floatingslowly. float yr ass in that corner there. yr baby is just fine, but don't pull that rascist shit on me again!!! asshole!!
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