Lohan offered 900k to pose nude - Page 6

DeadDiscoDildo · 09.03.2009, 01:36 PM

Yeah lindsay is fuckugly

Rob Instigator · 09.03.2009, 01:37 PM

Zombie Robot · 09.03.2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions

it's funny how (besides phoenix) it seems to be the girls on the board that are getting the most fired up about this.

thats ludicrous. i give her credit where credits due, theres just not much to credit...

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Yeah lindsay is fuckugly

we call that 'fugly' in these here parts.

jerf · 09.03.2009, 02:48 PM

Someone should pay her 900k to go the fuck away. For good.

atsonicpark · 09.03.2009, 02:54 PM

I just killed an ant.

ploesj · 09.03.2009, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

... the fuck.

Dead-Air · 09.03.2009, 08:42 PM

I'd do it for much less.

noisereductions · 09.03.2009, 08:45 PM

alright, Dead-Air. How much you want my friend?

Dead-Air · 09.03.2009, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions

alright, Dead-Air. How much you want my friend?

$12.99

tipping is of course allowed.

noisereductions · 09.03.2009, 09:10 PM

alright dude, I'm sending it in the form of a TGIFriday's gift certificate. If that's cool?

Dead-Air · 09.03.2009, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions

alright dude, I'm sending it in the form of a TGIFriday's gift certificate. If that's cool?

Nope. Paypal only. I can get my wife's account when she gets home from work and post it here. That's the price for an individual piece, I retain republishing rights, though I'll sell those for about the same amount. Everybody who pays gets an original. I'll send a recording of me singing your choice of Lindsay Lohan songs for an additional $7.23 as well.

Rob Instigator · 09.03.2009, 09:18 PM

this thread is the longest run of pure gibberish I have ever seen or heard of. I love it like I love Picasso

Dead-Air · 09.03.2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

this thread is the longest run of pure gibberish I have ever seen or heard of. I love it like I love Picasso

hey, I'm trying to negotiate a serious business deal here!

noisereductions · 09.04.2009, 07:19 AM

Listen, Dead-Air. I love yr voice. It's maybe the best voice I've ever heard. I'm just saying that if I had to choose between your voice, and getting my mail... I'd have to choose the mail.

Dead-Air · 09.04.2009, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions

Listen, Dead-Air. I love yr voice. It's maybe the best voice I've ever heard. I'm just saying that if I had to choose between your voice, and getting my mail... I'd have to choose the mail.

Christ, I'd choose the mail too, and I love my voice too. But I like Art Bell's and Karen Carpenter's both a lot better. I strive to be something right in between them.

flophousefloozie · 09.04.2009, 08:54 PM

I think she would look good if she would only accept the fact that she is naturally a pale, freckly redhead, and not a tanned blonde. If you ask me, she's naturally very beautiful. Nice bone structure (and I don't mean the jutting bones we're not supposed to see. I mean her face).

noisereductions · 09.04.2009, 10:30 PM

^props

LifeDistortion · 10.25.2011, 12:21 PM

Well just read a story that Lindsay is doing a Playboy shoot. I don't know who's standards have been lowered more, hers or theirs. First of all in the past few years she's already done semi-nude shoots in a number of magazines, and this is seven years after she was last hot and anyone actually wanted to see her naked. I wonder if Playboy will make her gain weight and go back to her red hair. Doubt it.

noisereductions · 10.25.2011, 12:28 PM

I really wish she was still a ginger.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.25.2011, 12:46 PM

She was hot in Herbie Fully Loaded:

I think that's before she started doing all the boozing and blow.

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flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	I think she would look good if she would only accept the fact that she is naturally a pale, freckly redhead, and not a tanned blonde. If you ask me, she's naturally very beautiful. Nice bone structure (and I don't mean the jutting bones we're not supposed to see. I mean her face).
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	Well just read a story that Lindsay is doing a Playboy shoot. I don't know who's standards have been lowered more, hers or theirs. First of all in the past few years she's already done semi-nude shoots in a number of magazines, and this is seven years after she was last hot and anyone actually wanted to see her naked. I wonder if Playboy will make her gain weight and go back to her red hair. Doubt it.
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