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in gentle derp's defense, I'm not racist and being 1/64th native american, I'm virtually black. sadly, being part native american, it means I'm "not very hairy", which would be a deal-breaker if it wasn't for my large penis. |
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04.28.2011, 12:54 PM | #102 | |
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It's never too late. I know someone who stopped hating me as soon as he could afford some tits.
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04.28.2011, 12:56 PM | #103 | |
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I'm sure he can overlook that.
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04.28.2011, 12:57 PM | #104 | |
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have you been to a bear club? it's fun. and you don't even have to talk about music.
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04.28.2011, 01:00 PM | #105 | |
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04.28.2011, 01:00 PM | #106 | |
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04.28.2011, 01:06 PM | #107 |
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they don't respond so well to women, so... surely that's where GD has to go.
tho lesbians are even worse when they find out you are straight, in THEIR club.
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04.28.2011, 01:08 PM | #108 | |
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i don't know about that. i like porkmarras and find knox boring. does that make me gay, jealous, or both? i also like flotz, though i wanna know how old phoenix was when she became his "best friend". come on, what's the internet without scandal? regardless, i dislike 3-against-1 scenarios. why don't you take turns fighting each other? i can't stay and watch the tournament, but i'd put my $10 bet on the swine coming out on top. i'll check the results later. good day all. |
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04.28.2011, 01:11 PM | #109 |
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phoenix is Laila
floso is Against The Grain Gasp. |
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04.28.2011, 01:12 PM | #110 |
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I'm starting to feel bad now.
I imagine that somewhere, right now, on the other side of the planet, there's a lonely old man, scuffling his feet down some grimy London boulevard, desperately searching the shops for that last bag of curry-flavo(u)red crisps; the same crisps he eats each night, alone in a darkened room with nothing to do but occasionally lift the needle-arm back into place, replaying Meat is Murder by The Smiths until the sound of the record skips in time to the seismic beat of farts; farts which are scented peculiarly similar to curry. |
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04.28.2011, 01:13 PM | #111 | |
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04.28.2011, 01:40 PM | #112 | |
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it does sound good. but i'm not as optimistic. some people say you can't teach an old bear new tricks. i'm sure you noticed symbol will only reply when it is convenient for him, so let's not bother. besides, all you get is this or that reference from a book or some superficial 'observation' about the British. anyway, what does it matter how old phoenix was when floating slowly became her friend? He surely wasn't perving over a little girl, people can become friends it's still not a crime. And I'm radical and prudish? Tho I am paranoid, I can sense creepy vibes.
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04.28.2011, 01:48 PM | #113 |
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if I had pedophiliac urges, I wouldn't have waited 8 years until she turned 26 (go go go - math freaks).
that said, I am a complete perverted freak and rarely does a moment pass in the day without me finding some way to make it wrong and terribly twisted to those with solid moral values. burn me at the stake!!!!!!!! |
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04.28.2011, 01:55 PM | #114 |
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Remind me not to befriend anyone under 21 from now on.
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04.28.2011, 02:03 PM | #115 |
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what did I say the other night????????
typically, I save the really bad stuff for my other user, verme (prevaricator). |
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04.28.2011, 02:07 PM | #116 |
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u were getting a bit outta hand floats
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04.28.2011, 02:10 PM | #117 |
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well, damn, if that's not the first time I've smiled all day.
believe you me --- verme's said MUCH worse. prudes! |
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04.28.2011, 02:12 PM | #118 |
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what is it?
is it about teeth and vomit? was it about teeth in vomit? was it "how dare you ask me not to objectify teeth and vomit as I please? how prudish of you"?
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04.28.2011, 02:13 PM | #119 |
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As for the paedo debate: Do you force her to get rid of all pubic hair?
( ) yes ( ) no
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04.28.2011, 02:18 PM | #120 |
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no, of course not. however, all of a sudden, I've very hard right now.
is that a problem?? |
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