The Mighty Football Thread - Page 633

_tunic_ · 01.15.2020, 11:05 AM

No words but deeds

Husband gives birth to wife in Belgium to be able to call child Feyenoord

A Feyenoord fan has gone very far to give his child the name of his dreams. He gave birth to his wife in Belgium to give him the name Brian Feyenoord. "My son's name is Brian Feyenoord," the father says live in the radio broadcast of Mattie & Marieke on Qmusic. There was only one obstacle to giving his son that name. "The only problem was that it is not allowed in the Netherlands. At the time, my ex had to go to Belgium as a go-getter to give birth there. " In Belgium the rules for first names are different than in the Netherlands. “You can indicate it there with the name Feyenoord. And since then his name is Brian Feyenoord. " "My oldest son is that famous little man with his middle finger in the photo. Everyone has seen it once. "

Why? "Then you naturally ask yourself:" Why do you name a child Feyenoord? "Yes, listen. At the time that my oldest son was born, Leonardo played at Feyenoord. And many of the dudes I know gave their sons the name Leonardo. And what happens now? The "cracker" will play at 020 in no time (Ajax, ed.). Yes, your son's name is Leonardo. Do you understand? I think, "Yes, that's not going to happen to me."

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Haha. The Google translation is a bit off "he gave birth to his wife" ????? He says something else but whatever, you'll understand

020 is the common slang abbreviation for Ajax, meaning the phone area code. 010 is for Rotterdam, 030 for Utrecht, etc

demonrail666 · 01.15.2020, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by _tunic_

He gave birth to his wife

So 2020

!@#$%! · 01.15.2020, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by _tunic_

They should merge the offside VAR technology with what they do in snooker when a player makes a mistake alnd the balls have to be repositioned to their original location, they use camera technology as well. They should do the same in football: when the referee blows the whistle , the players should return to the exact same position as when the assistant referee on the line lifted his flag.
And then the audience in the stadium can vote Yes No or Beer.

this is brilliant and i agree 100%

h8kurdt · 01.17.2020, 04:06 PM

Richarlison out for the Everton/West Ham game tomorrow. Gonna be interesting to see who he Ancelotti uses to replace him. Might be that he starts Moise Kean from the beginning.

demonrail666 · 01.17.2020, 08:41 PM

Good news for West Ham, terrible news for my Fantasy Football team

h8kurdt · 01.18.2020, 08:51 AM

Predictions for it? I'm saying 2-1 win to Everton.

demonrail666 · 01.18.2020, 09:46 AM

I'm going 2-1 West Ham, just cos of Everton's injury problems.

!@#$%! · 01.18.2020, 10:06 AM

i cant catch yr duel on teevee unfortunately so it looks like i’ll save my eyes for tomorrow’s liverpool-man u

best wishes to you both i look forward to your mutual trolling and good laughs

_tunic_ · 01.18.2020, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by h8kurdt

Predictions for it?

Italia - Man city: 22 - Love, and possibly some divorces and injuries caused by kicks in the groin in the aftermath

h8kurdt · 01.18.2020, 10:50 AM

1-1 at halftime. That was a dire 30 minutes until West ham's goal. There's been two great saves by Pickford to keep Everton in the game. However, our midfield is just getting battered atm. Demo will be the happier of the two is I reckon.

demonrail666 · 01.18.2020, 10:55 AM

Yeah, neither team look good but we're definitely edging it.

h8kurdt · 01.18.2020, 11:53 AM

Bag o' wank

demonrail666 · 01.18.2020, 12:16 PM

Yep. Both teams were there for the taking today. Sort of lucky for both of us neither side was facing anyone remotely decent.

demonrail666 · 01.18.2020, 12:23 PM

Over the next 5 games we get Liverpool (twice

) Leicester and MC. Not looking good.

!@#$%! · 01.18.2020, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Over the next 5 games we get Liverpool (twice

) Leicester and MC. Not looking good.

yep. rough. very rough outlook.

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eta: i just read this which explains a lot

https://www.skysports.com/football/n...-wrong-for-him

anything happening for you this transfer window?

demonrail666 · 01.18.2020, 01:24 PM

Moyes is hinting that he's looking at a couple of players but it's hard enough signing anyone really decent mid-season, without being in a relegation battle, too. Most likely we'll end up settling on a couple of loan deals

_slavo_ · 01.19.2020, 04:42 AM

Now there are 2 Slovak players in Premier League: GK Dubravka in Newcastle and AM Duda in Norwich City.
Quite an achievement for such a small country with almost no support of sport from the govertnment etc.

!@#$%! · 01.19.2020, 01:23 PM

mo’s goal... was just.... ..... ......!!!!!

!@#$%! · 01.19.2020, 01:56 PM

nobody else saw?

h8kurdt · 01.19.2020, 02:09 PM

Nae Mon, I've been busy and besides I'm sick of seeing Liverpool constantly win, the swines. I'll watch it on match of the day.

01.15.2020, 11:05 AM	#12641
_tunic_ invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I could live in eurHope Posts: 3,944	No words but deeds Husband gives birth to wife in Belgium to be able to call child Feyenoord A Feyenoord fan has gone very far to give his child the name of his dreams. He gave birth to his wife in Belgium to give him the name Brian Feyenoord. "My son's name is Brian Feyenoord," the father says live in the radio broadcast of Mattie & Marieke on Qmusic. There was only one obstacle to giving his son that name. "The only problem was that it is not allowed in the Netherlands. At the time, my ex had to go to Belgium as a go-getter to give birth there. " In Belgium the rules for first names are different than in the Netherlands. “You can indicate it there with the name Feyenoord. And since then his name is Brian Feyenoord. " "My oldest son is that famous little man with his middle finger in the photo. Everyone has seen it once. " Why? "Then you naturally ask yourself:" Why do you name a child Feyenoord? "Yes, listen. At the time that my oldest son was born, Leonardo played at Feyenoord. And many of the dudes I know gave their sons the name Leonardo. And what happens now? The "cracker" will play at 020 in no time (Ajax, ed.). Yes, your son's name is Leonardo. Do you understand? I think, "Yes, that's not going to happen to me." -------- Haha. The Google translation is a bit off "he gave birth to his wife" ????? He says something else but whatever, you'll understand 020 is the common slang abbreviation for Ajax, meaning the phone area code. 010 is for Rotterdam, 030 for Utrecht, etc __________________ what comes first, the music or the words?
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01.17.2020, 04:06 PM	#12644
h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Richarlison out for the Everton/West Ham game tomorrow. Gonna be interesting to see who he Ancelotti uses to replace him. Might be that he starts Moise Kean from the beginning. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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01.17.2020, 08:41 PM	#12645
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Good news for West Ham, terrible news for my Fantasy Football team
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01.18.2020, 08:51 AM	#12646
h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Predictions for it? I'm saying 2-1 win to Everton. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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01.18.2020, 09:46 AM	#12647
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I'm going 2-1 West Ham, just cos of Everton's injury problems.
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01.18.2020, 10:06 AM	#12648
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,566	i cant catch yr duel on teevee unfortunately so it looks like i’ll save my eyes for tomorrow’s liverpool-man u best wishes to you both i look forward to your mutual trolling and good laughs
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01.18.2020, 10:50 AM	#12650
h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	1-1 at halftime. That was a dire 30 minutes until West ham's goal. There's been two great saves by Pickford to keep Everton in the game. However, our midfield is just getting battered atm. Demo will be the happier of the two is I reckon. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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01.18.2020, 10:55 AM	#12651
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Yeah, neither team look good but we're definitely edging it.
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01.18.2020, 11:53 AM	#12652
h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Bag o' wank __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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01.18.2020, 12:16 PM	#12653
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Yep. Both teams were there for the taking today. Sort of lucky for both of us neither side was facing anyone remotely decent.
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01.18.2020, 12:23 PM	#12654
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Over the next 5 games we get Liverpool (twice ) Leicester and MC. Not looking good.
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01.18.2020, 01:24 PM	#12656
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Moyes is hinting that he's looking at a couple of players but it's hard enough signing anyone really decent mid-season, without being in a relegation battle, too. Most likely we'll end up settling on a couple of loan deals
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01.19.2020, 04:42 AM	#12657
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,908	Now there are 2 Slovak players in Premier League: GK Dubravka in Newcastle and AM Duda in Norwich City. Quite an achievement for such a small country with almost no support of sport from the govertnment etc. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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01.19.2020, 01:23 PM	#12658
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,566	mo’s goal... was just.... ..... ......!!!!!
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01.19.2020, 01:56 PM	#12659
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,566	nobody else saw?
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01.19.2020, 02:09 PM	#12660
h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Nae Mon, I've been busy and besides I'm sick of seeing Liverpool constantly win, the swines. I'll watch it on match of the day. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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