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I only like you for your alcohol?! WHAT THE FUCK MAN, I GAVE YOU FOUR, COUNT EM, FOUR ASCII HEARTS! DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?! YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE! |
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too much cranberry not enough vodka. why am i an fucking ignorant savage?
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i'm STILL lolling.
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acousti crock
heh.
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a coust
i c rock omg I'm e.e. cummings |
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omg no waii
why is my alcohol tolerance becoming that of of a toddler?
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Holy fuck. This movie is actually killing my buzz.,
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That'll happen.
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I'm tired.
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i can't watch tv or movies inebriated. i used to watch the iron chef or the disney channel but now i just go on the interwebs.
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Movies are for pot. Drinking just canelcs everythign out.
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i'm tired, but sean's awake.
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Oh man, you're braver than I am, jade. I could never handle Iron Chef drunk, I'd collapse a lung from laughter.
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josh, how i have ANY lung capacity left is beyond me. seriously. i take one look at chairman kaga and wake up the whole house.
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I forgot to buy food before i started drinkingh. Sonofabitch.
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This is very true. He alternately looks like a matador or a Japanese dandy.
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If there's one thing I've learned in my entire life, it's that drunk + internet = saying something embarrassingly awesome.
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He'd have to have one of those crazy-ass scrolling LED sign belts to subtitle him because since he's the chairman, voiceover is beneath him.
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Too much pressuer now. I have to cease fire.
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