post comething completely irrelevant! - Page 684

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.30.2008, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Josh, real tophats are made out of beaver hide. It's now illegal to poach beavers. That's why.

I'd settle for imitation beaver hide or the fur of some lesser creature. Conservatives, perhaps?

schizophrenicroom · 12.30.2008, 11:56 PM

maybe.

"poach beavers" sounds like a scuzzy noise group.

terriblecanyons · 12.30.2008, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

who would bother to poach a beaver? aside from tophat enthusiasts/producers.

In the 1800s when tophats were booming, beavers were almost poached to extinction. That's why it's illegal.

...This is what I get for going to elementary/middle school in WY.

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.30.2008, 11:57 PM

acousticrock87 · 12.30.2008, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

In the 1800s when tophats were booming, beavers were almost poached to extinction. That's why it's illegal.

...This is what I get for going to elementary/middle school in WY.

But, ahem, the beaver pelt trade actually began to dwindle for fashion reasons as silk hats came into vogue, and not because of the beaver's endangerment.

*Closes Wikipedia*

terriblecanyons · 12.31.2008, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acousticrock87

But, ahem, the beaver pelt trade actually began to dwindle for fashion reasons as silk hats came into vogue, and not because of the beaver's endangerment.

*Closes Wikipedia*

CHEATER! I DON'T WIKIPEDIA MY FACTS.

schizophrenicroom · 12.31.2008, 12:02 AM

why did i think this beaver poaching was a modern day occurrence.. whatever.

StevOK · 12.31.2008, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

making up words is sometimes the best. Some recent ones that I and my friends have came up with:

twincest: Luke and Leia in Empire Strikes Back
Blundertwins: my roommate and any other person near him that we make fun of
fosm: a totally hot chick that you'd love to sleep with except that she is a paraplegic.

Did you know that the term for a made up word is "neologism"? I learned that from a link from the "Innovations in the 1990s" thread.

schizophrenicroom · 12.31.2008, 12:04 AM

holy post counts, batman. i'm sixteen behind!

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.31.2008, 12:05 AM

Why are all the good hat making animals so scarce?

schizophrenicroom · 12.31.2008, 12:05 AM

because they're good at their job!

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.31.2008, 12:06 AM

Oh man, you'll probably pass me because I'll be retiring to my bed shortly.

StevOK · 12.31.2008, 12:06 AM

It'd be cool if they could genetically engineer hat shaped animals. Like a coon skin cap shaped raccoon.

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.31.2008, 12:07 AM

^ too bonzai kitten

schizophrenicroom · 12.31.2008, 12:07 AM

those make me kinda sad. and lol.

StevOK · 12.31.2008, 12:08 AM

good thing bonzai kittens are a hoax.

acousticrock87 · 12.31.2008, 12:09 AM

terriblecanyons · 12.31.2008, 12:09 AM

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. My. God. I love you.

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.31.2008, 12:10 AM

I'll take a whole box, size small.

acousticrock87 · 12.31.2008, 12:13 AM

I'll get right on it. I hope you don't mind that they're all in jpeg format.

12.30.2008, 11:56 PM	#13662
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	maybe. "poach beavers" sounds like a scuzzy noise group. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.30.2008, 11:57 PM	#13664
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	__________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:02 AM	#13667
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	why did i think this beaver poaching was a modern day occurrence.. whatever. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:04 AM	#13669
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	holy post counts, batman. i'm sixteen behind! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:05 AM	#13670
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Why are all the good hat making animals so scarce? __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:05 AM	#13671
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	because they're good at their job! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:06 AM	#13672
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Oh man, you'll probably pass me because I'll be retiring to my bed shortly. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:06 AM	#13673
StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	It'd be cool if they could genetically engineer hat shaped animals. Like a coon skin cap shaped raccoon. __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:07 AM	#13674
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	^ too bonzai kitten __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:07 AM	#13675
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	those make me kinda sad. and lol. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:08 AM	#13676
StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	good thing bonzai kittens are a hoax. __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:09 AM	#13677
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:09 AM	#13678
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. My. God. I love you.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:10 AM	#13679
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I'll take a whole box, size small. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.31.2008, 12:13 AM	#13680
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	I'll get right on it. I hope you don't mind that they're all in jpeg format.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|