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#122 |
expwy. to yr skull
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how do you do that? do you just ask your friend "hey you wanna fuck?"
get drunk and do it once... once you've done it once they you gotta do it again???
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#123 |
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i had that, kegma; we were friends, then we were fucking then it got serious (became bf/gf), was cool for a while then things got really complicated and then it went to hell.
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the end of the ugly
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no.. there are two. two cool guys i know for a long time. it's really nothing like going to pub, get drunk and fuck. it's not. shit i'm starting to hate this thread ![]() |
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#125 |
the end of the ugly
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I remember at age 17 i did a very argueable thing: I didn't masturbate for like 6 or 7 months. I saw it as a kind of exercise of my volition.
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someone should write a childrens' book called Susie and the Year Long Orgasm.
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How the hell did you manage that? |
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little trouble girl
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Yep, sex is much better when sober. Plus you save money for the alcohol. Smart. ps I am writing in English just becuz of others, indeed. Jinak jsme v podstate sousedi, vid. ![]()
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Reading through this thread makes me feel a bit like whatsisname ... the Spader guy... in Sex Lies and Videotape.
This, of course, is a GOOD thing. |
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i have had, on and off, several. invariably it turns sentimental & things get destroyed. one of them actually became stalkerish in her insistence that i become her boyfriend, and when i refused she made a stink for me at work-- i've written about it in other threads so i won't elaborate. after that episode, i refused further offers of noncommittal sex. however, another one, from earlier times-- we're actually friends until today, but sex is out of the question these days (it did get a little messy, but not bloody at all). |
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good to know, i won't have to get cuetzy wasted when she comes around here. that's a plus, deary. |
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I went through this a little bit, one of my closest female friend was really sad after a break-up and needed to cheer up a bit, so i kind of helped her out ![]()
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there's...mongolian tequila?
there's no imported tequilas here, everything's home produced and well, people wouldn't buy an imported tequila anyway. |
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Off topic. But Jelq is amazing! (effective)
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it's named after the way you drink it. really crazy ![]() |
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fuck me! that's really something. if i'm caught up wasted enough, i might try it (lemon on the forehead though).
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#138 |
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it's better when more people drink it. it's fun. i've tried it few days ago. yeah and lemon on forehead is worse than in the eye
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it sounds like it's more of a group thing. again, depending on the wastedness, i might even try it both ways. |
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There's a masturbation method where the person hangs themselves in a way that they can get out, and they keep a lemon in their mouths so that they don't lose consciousness at any time while masturbating. Anyone who's watched Six Feet Under should know what I mean
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