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Confucious is sex · 01.25.2007, 05:10 PM

Are you talking about yourself or your cock now? If the latter, I fear you might be hermaphrodite.

Glice · 01.25.2007, 05:16 PM

You have the spirit of Loki in you. It's all your fault that the world's turning to shit.

JUST CRY DAMN YOU AND YOU CAN SAVE ALL THIS MESS.

Confucious is sex · 01.25.2007, 05:19 PM

Are you now shouting at your cock? Because I rather think that the 'crying' from it's 'eye' is pretty much what causes the 'mess', so that wouldn't work.

SynthethicalY · 01.25.2007, 05:20 PM

Where are the tears going?

Glice · 01.25.2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Are you now shouting at your cock? Because I rather think that the 'crying' from it's 'eye' is pretty much what causes the 'mess', so that wouldn't work.

Here's me trying to inject a bit of light-hearted, Norse mythology themed banter, and you can't stop talking about my cock. I can't blame you, it is enormous, but still. Shocking. Kids these days, [insert extra hollow epithet].

Confucious is sex · 01.25.2007, 05:28 PM

Loki is described as "the contriver of all fraud", apply this to your assertions about your cock.

It doesn't quite work, but I am sure you can see it's an insult.

Glice · 01.25.2007, 05:35 PM

I've seen better insults.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anne Robinson

That was a shit insult

I wouldn't be as harsh as that, but she's got a point.

Confucious is sex · 01.25.2007, 05:37 PM

I already implied it was a shit insult, so you and your posse of quiz show presenters can fuck the fuck off. Fucks.

SynthethicalY · 01.25.2007, 05:38 PM

Is Glice being a dick?

Glice · 01.25.2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

I already implied it was a shit insult, so you and your posse of quiz show presenters can fuck the fuck off. Fucks.

It's not just quiz show presenters. I've got Konnie Huq and Melinda Messenger onside as well. Noel 'evil' Edmunds is coming for your kneecaps. Although if you're under-30 he might just try and get his evil slime all over your underwear. He's a bad soldier. Bad bad soldier.

Good use of the word 'fuck'. Much abused word, that 'un.

*Edit: I'm ignoring the comment that followed. Because it was rubbish.

Confucious is sex · 01.25.2007, 05:50 PM

Noel Edmunds can slime all over my underwear anytime he likes. Us Jewesses love a man with a direct line to a banker.

*Anyone who read that and thought that it is now okay to be an antisemitic cunt, is sorely mistaken*

Glice · 01.25.2007, 06:10 PM

I'd add that of all days, today is probably the least appropriate day for antisemitism. Not that any day is, but y'know.

I have a horrible image of an married Jewess finding Noel's slime on the inside of her wig now. What a horrible thought.

Confucious is sex · 01.26.2007, 12:29 PM

!@#$%! · 01.26.2007, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Why?

why a horrible thought, or why the least appropriate day?

not that i can provide an answer, i'm just curious about the question.

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.26.2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Why?

because.

jon boy · 01.26.2007, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Noel Edmunds can slime all over my underwear anytime he likes. Us Jewesses love a man with a direct line to a banker.

*Anyone who read that and thought that it is now okay to be an antisemitic cunt, is sorely mistaken*

all i can see is noels straining bearded face.

sonicl · 01.26.2007, 12:47 PM

She definitely works for the Daily Sport.

jon boy · 01.26.2007, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

She definitely works for the Daily Sport.

haha yeah i think so too. oh the depravity!

Confucious is sex · 01.31.2007, 03:35 PM

No, it's not the Sport, almost as bad though, better quality page 3 models here...

Let's bump this thread shall we? Is that the correct terminology? I feel so out of touch with the webyouth.

jon boy · 01.31.2007, 03:38 PM

if you post in other threads you will gain more attention perhaps.

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Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	Are you now shouting at your cock? Because I rather think that the 'crying' from it's 'eye' is pretty much what causes the 'mess', so that wouldn't work. __________________ If you lick someone in the ear does it get spelt 'aural' or 'oral'?
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Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	Loki is described as "the contriver of all fraud", apply this to your assertions about your cock. It doesn't quite work, but I am sure you can see it's an insult. __________________ If you lick someone in the ear does it get spelt 'aural' or 'oral'?
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Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	I already implied it was a shit insult, so you and your posse of quiz show presenters can fuck the fuck off. Fucks. __________________ If you lick someone in the ear does it get spelt 'aural' or 'oral'?
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01.25.2007, 05:50 PM	#131
Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	Noel Edmunds can slime all over my underwear anytime he likes. Us Jewesses love a man with a direct line to a banker. Anyone who read that and thought that it is now okay to be an antisemitic cunt, is sorely mistaken __________________ If you lick someone in the ear does it get spelt 'aural' or 'oral'?
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01.26.2007, 12:29 PM	#133
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01.26.2007, 12:47 PM	#137
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01.31.2007, 03:35 PM	#139
Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	No, it's not the Sport, almost as bad though, better quality page 3 models here... Let's bump this thread shall we? Is that the correct terminology? I feel so out of touch with the webyouth. __________________ If you lick someone in the ear does it get spelt 'aural' or 'oral'?
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