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Are you talking about yourself or your cock now? If the latter, I fear you might be hermaphrodite.
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You have the spirit of Loki in you. It's all your fault that the world's turning to shit.
JUST CRY DAMN YOU AND YOU CAN SAVE ALL THIS MESS.
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Are you now shouting at your cock? Because I rather think that the 'crying' from it's 'eye' is pretty much what causes the 'mess', so that wouldn't work.
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Where are the tears going?
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Here's me trying to inject a bit of light-hearted, Norse mythology themed banter, and you can't stop talking about my cock. I can't blame you, it is enormous, but still. Shocking. Kids these days, [insert extra hollow epithet].
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Loki is described as "the contriver of all fraud", apply this to your assertions about your cock.
It doesn't quite work, but I am sure you can see it's an insult.
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I've seen better insults.
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I wouldn't be as harsh as that, but she's got a point.
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I already implied it was a shit insult, so you and your posse of quiz show presenters can fuck the fuck off. Fucks.
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Is Glice being a dick?
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It's not just quiz show presenters. I've got Konnie Huq and Melinda Messenger onside as well. Noel 'evil' Edmunds is coming for your kneecaps. Although if you're under-30 he might just try and get his evil slime all over your underwear. He's a bad soldier. Bad bad soldier. Good use of the word 'fuck'. Much abused word, that 'un. *Edit: I'm ignoring the comment that followed. Because it was rubbish.
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Noel Edmunds can slime all over my underwear anytime he likes. Us Jewesses love a man with a direct line to a banker.
*Anyone who read that and thought that it is now okay to be an antisemitic cunt, is sorely mistaken*
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I'd add that of all days, today is probably the least appropriate day for antisemitism. Not that any day is, but y'know.
I have a horrible image of an married Jewess finding Noel's slime on the inside of her wig now. What a horrible thought.
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Why?
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why a horrible thought, or why the least appropriate day? not that i can provide an answer, i'm just curious about the question. |
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all i can see is noels straining bearded face.
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She definitely works for the Daily Sport.
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haha yeah i think so too. oh the depravity!
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No, it's not the Sport, almost as bad though, better quality page 3 models here...
Let's bump this thread shall we? Is that the correct terminology? I feel so out of touch with the webyouth.
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if you post in other threads you will gain more attention perhaps.
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