[acousticrock87]

Marinated in Red Bull.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

pillow fights are good

 

real beatings over the remote control are even better

[Everyneurotic]

it's slang for "buffalo-spiced"

[EMMAh]

Atsonicpark,

See those nubbins on the side? Those are wings, they have stickiness on their underside.

 

You fold them around and stick them to the outside of your underwear.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

real beatings over the remote control are even better

on mud?

 

[floatingslowly]

he means as in "the darn thing's got wings!" ala maxipad. panty liners ffs.


[edit: too slow ]

[Everyneurotic]

this is turning into a "how to be a girl" thread.

i hope gmku is not taking notes.

[Cantankerous]

ew ew ew ew ew


tip number 80470857 for girls: DO NOT WEAR PADS. YOU WILL SMELL.

unless you like smelling like a dead animal/rotted roast beef and sitting in your own blood

[EMMAh]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

unless you like smelling like a dead animal/rotted roast beef and sitting in your own blood

But I hear that's the fragrance this year???

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

YOU WILL SMELL.

I can smell periods.


:|

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

ew ew ew ew ew


tip number 80470857 for girls: DO NOT WEAR PADS. YOU WILL SMELL.

unless you like smelling like a dead animal/rotted roast beef and sitting in your own blood

sheeeettt, wear pads at night-- no toxic shock syndrome.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

sheeeettt, wear pads at night-- no toxic shock syndrome.

i wear tampons when i sleep and i've never gotten toxic shock. i couldn't wear a pad anyway, i sleep on my side and the blood would run down my leg and get all over my white sheets.

[davenotdead]

women are weird

[Everyneurotic]

rainin' blood!!!!

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i wear tampons when i sleep and i've never gotten toxic shock.

well you've only been flushing your uterus for a handful of years

tampons require frequent change

tss is rare anyway but always possible.

read up a bit.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i wear tampons when i sleep and i've never gotten toxic shock. i couldn't wear a pad anyway, i sleep on my side and the blood would run down my leg and get all over my white sheets.

ive never slept with a woman who, how shall we say it, "drools" at night, and i've slept with a good number. (i mean sleep, not fuck.)

get one of those jumbo towels and a pair of cotton panties and blow it all out with confidence

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

well you've only been flushing your uterus for a handful of years

tampons require frequent change

tss is rare anyway but always possible.

read up a bit.

i've read alllllll about it dear.
you can safely wear a tampon for up to 8 hours.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ive never slept with a woman who, how shall we say it, "drools" at night, and i've slept with a good number.

get one of those jumbo towels and a pair of cotton panties and blow it all out with confidence

gross. i'm doing fine the way i handle it now, thank you.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i've read alllllll about it dear.
you can safely wear a tampon for up to 8 hours.

you never oversleep?

 

heh heh, i love that picture

[Cantankerous]

i barely sleep at all

[MellySingsDoom]

Waah, Bodyformmm, Bodyform for yoooou!

(Ancient and excruciatingly bad English tampon ad jingle)