Are you circumsized? - Page 7

davenotdead · 06.17.2009, 12:43 PM

best thread

tw2113 · 06.17.2009, 01:11 PM

Can't say i am

floatingslowly · 06.17.2009, 01:12 PM

sometimes, I cut my penis, just to remember what it was like being born.

davenotdead · 06.17.2009, 01:18 PM

do you cut it longways? or horizontally?

floatingslowly · 06.17.2009, 01:27 PM

that depends upon whether or not the knife can cut through all the scar tissue.

once, I spent three weeks locked inside the bathroom, carving the preamble to the constitution.

it was mostly a wasted effort, however.

after the scabs fell off, all you could read was "Wee the peehole...".

Green Magnesium · 06.17.2009, 01:30 PM

^That is one of the most disturbing things I've ever read, and I'm not easily disturbed.

As for me, I wish my parents would have left well enough alone.

greedrex · 06.17.2009, 04:00 PM

no.
my penis is intact.

and hard.
very.
hard.

Zombie Robot · 06.17.2009, 04:13 PM

An uncut cock looks like a miniature version of an elephants trunk. And always reminds me of my friends mom telling her little brother "Pull it back, and clean underneath!"

imo, as long as its disease free and gets me off I don't care what it looks like.

pbradley · 06.17.2009, 04:21 PM

My cock is permanently unsheathed.

uhler · 06.21.2009, 07:05 PM

i'm half way circumsized. the doctor didn't know really know how to cut skin off of the penis and he messed up. i'm happy with the results though.

joe11121 · 06.21.2009, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uhler

i'm half way circumsized. the doctor didn't know really know how to cut skin off of the penis and he messed up. i'm happy with the results though.

lol

phoenix · 06.22.2009, 12:07 AM

im not circumsized, but my labia have a lovely stamped lace voile effect added. It's quite lovely really.

terriblecanyons · 06.22.2009, 12:08 AM

This thread is the raw essence of this board.

Sadly.

phoenix · 06.22.2009, 12:08 AM

I'm thinking of adding some embroidery, too. It's going to be very in this year.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.22.2009, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix

I'm thinking of adding some embroidery, too. It's going to be very in this year.

Gives whole new meaning to "carpet and drapes"

terriblecanyons · 06.22.2009, 12:10 AM

Just go post-modernistic and staple some wallpaper to your vagina.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.22.2009, 12:13 AM

I'm actually proud of this thread. 7 pages and not a single picture of that pierced and tattooed dragon cock.

terriblecanyons · 06.22.2009, 12:14 AM

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.22.2009, 12:16 AM

phoenix · 06.22.2009, 12:17 AM

ew whale peni

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Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	An uncut cock looks like a miniature version of an elephants trunk. And always reminds me of my friends mom telling her little brother "Pull it back, and clean underneath!" imo, as long as its disease free and gets me off I don't care what it looks like.
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I'm thinking of adding some embroidery, too. It's going to be very in this year. __________________ tiny and lost.
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Just go post-modernistic and staple some wallpaper to your vagina.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I'm actually proud of this thread. 7 pages and not a single picture of that pierced and tattooed dragon cock. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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06.22.2009, 12:17 AM	#140
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	ew whale peni __________________ tiny and lost.
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