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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cybatraz!
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I'll try that now. |
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#15162 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it
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"One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife." |
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#15163 |
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: in yr fotobukit
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^^ lawlz wtf
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#15164 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: So. Cal
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I was looking for a funny pic to depict the fact that I have to pee...
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#15165 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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I'm being stalked by a clingy bitch. Halp.
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#15166 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Minnesota
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we invited some boys up to our condo tonight and one of them got so drunk he fucking pissed his pants. we got it all on tape too.
poor kid is going to be sooo embarressed when he wakes up tomorrow. |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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you should have pissed on his face. and when he wakes up tell him that he pissed all over his self. and tell him he was curled up in a ball and somehow managed to piss on his own face because of the awkward position he was in.
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#15168 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Even better, make a quick run and buy a box of Depends and give them to him.
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors
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Tell her you know she's following you. Trust me, she'll stop. |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Are Stump worth checking out?
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#15171 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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a married woman is trying to fuck me.
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#15172 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I was informed that my rendition of Tina Turner's intro to Proud Mary is "scary".
I take this to mean "spot on". |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In the land of the Instigator
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Me and Mrs....Mrs. JOOOONNEEESSSS
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RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read. |
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Brantford, Canada
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Today in Sex Ed (Religion Class). My religion teacher accidentally said cum.
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#15175 |
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: SoKo
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I swear there is a lyric "cum into your open sore" in one of the songs I've been listening to but I can't remember which one.
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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#15177 |
expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Henrietta, TX
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GODDAMMIT!!! I have an ear canal infection and I see Morrissey live tomorrow night! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
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#15178 |
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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It's for the best.
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Brantford, Canada
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Ha. We are now too, today was our last day. |
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Henrietta, TX
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Just cuz I have an ear infection doesn't mean I'm not going or that I won't be able to hear it. Also, did anyone know that marijuana is a natural ear ache cure? |
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