why do i alwyaqs hook up with the worng women? - Page 8

demonrail666 · 05.08.2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by space

I was explaining to my sister that I've never actually cheated on anyone.

she wanted to know how to tell, and how to find such a person.

I told her "good luck" and "she's probably fucked".

everyone I know has cheated. EVERYONE. maybe they're doing it right, and I've been doing it wrong, but I'll be damned if I trade out my morals for anyone.

hey, I've never cheated on a gf so if your sister's ok with shit teeth and English weather, send her over.

Assuming your sister isn't my daughter, obviously.

space · 05.08.2010, 06:47 PM

are you of hispanic descent? if not, I'd say that yr chances are fairly grim.

Dead-Air · 05.08.2010, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

me and current/exbf have cheated on each other many many times, its forgivable though, men are just horny bastards

not to defend men, because I really have no use for them, but neither gender holds a monopoly on cheating.

men have more closeted homosexual encounters, but that's just because penthouse and Howard Stern long ago convinced our puritanical redneck society that two chicks getting it on is top dollar entertainment for the whole family.

demonrail666 · 05.08.2010, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by space

are you of hispanic descent? if not, I'd say that yr chances are fairly grim.

I've got a Los Lobos cassette somewhere, if that helps.

space · 05.08.2010, 07:37 PM

anything more.....triphop? but with, say, latin flavor?

I'm down to put in the good word. I'm sure she'd be down to give it a try.

she wants a GOOD MAN. she deserves it.

that said, you'd have to find yr way to Los Angeles.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.08.2010, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

penthouse and Howard Stern long ago convinced our puritanical redneck society that two chicks getting it on is top dollar entertainment for the whole family.

God bless America.

ploesj · 05.09.2010, 02:16 AM

i've never cheated, and as far as i know, never been cheated on. i realise i don't have control over being cheated on, but i've made a promise to myself never to cheat or be someone's mistress. i've seen what that does to people.

alyasa · 05.09.2010, 07:06 PM

Forbidden fruit and all that... Having said that, we all get led astray sometimes... It's how we're brought up, and what we believe in... Anway, Satan's response is really kinky...

Dead-Air · 05.10.2010, 12:10 AM

So it's official. I'm getting back with my wife. We're also talking about starting a new band together. My son is the happiest I think I've ever seen him, and my anxiety level is infinitely lower than it has been in ages. Of course this is just a trial period, but everything always is.

She's had a chain of losers who make me look wonderful and I've had an intense experience with a crazy arty chick who let me do things in bed I didn't even know I'd wanted to do. Nice vacation, time to wake up and work on shit - together and as individuals. I didn't see this coming at all, but here's to it. Hopefully the drama is over with.

ploesj · 05.10.2010, 01:20 AM

woah dead-air, that's really great!

i hope things work out for the both of you, good luck!

space · 05.10.2010, 08:35 AM

you know that this is the "alwyaqs hook up with the worng women" thread, right?

be careful, dick. people never change.

Rob Instigator · 05.10.2010, 09:28 AM

Have you ever thought that all the women you know think THEY always hooked up with the wrong guy ?
cheating sux.

I have never cheated and as far as I know never been cheated upon, but I may just be lucky.

hevusa · 05.10.2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

but I may just be lucky.

no, just naive.

Rob Instigator · 05.10.2010, 09:30 AM

I'll take it!

hevusa · 05.10.2010, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I'll take it!

it's all I've got too.

Rob Instigator · 05.10.2010, 10:31 AM

never look a gift whore in the mouth.

chicka · 05.10.2010, 10:54 AM

Great line about Howard there Dead-Air. One question you have to ask yourself is Can You forgive your wife for the string of loosers? If you can't then I don't believe you and her will make it. It's easy to say yes cause I did too but deep down where you live can you forgiver her?

As for cheating I did. Thankfully only twice but it was without a doubt the worst guilt trip I ever had in my marriage and took quite a while to get over.

ni'k · 05.10.2010, 12:25 PM

Rob Instigator · 05.10.2010, 12:36 PM

ni'k · 05.10.2010, 12:38 PM

wut. her proportions has been jpegged

05.08.2010, 06:47 PM	#142
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	are you of hispanic descent? if not, I'd say that yr chances are fairly grim.
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05.08.2010, 07:37 PM	#145
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	anything more.....triphop? but with, say, latin flavor? I'm down to put in the good word. I'm sure she'd be down to give it a try. she wants a GOOD MAN. she deserves it. that said, you'd have to find yr way to Los Angeles.
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05.09.2010, 02:16 AM	#147
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	i've never cheated, and as far as i know, never been cheated on. i realise i don't have control over being cheated on, but i've made a promise to myself never to cheat or be someone's mistress. i've seen what that does to people. __________________ blog flickr
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05.09.2010, 07:06 PM	#148
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Forbidden fruit and all that... Having said that, we all get led astray sometimes... It's how we're brought up, and what we believe in... Anway, Satan's response is really kinky... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.10.2010, 12:10 AM	#149
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	So it's official. I'm getting back with my wife. We're also talking about starting a new band together. My son is the happiest I think I've ever seen him, and my anxiety level is infinitely lower than it has been in ages. Of course this is just a trial period, but everything always is. She's had a chain of losers who make me look wonderful and I've had an intense experience with a crazy arty chick who let me do things in bed I didn't even know I'd wanted to do. Nice vacation, time to wake up and work on shit - together and as individuals. I didn't see this coming at all, but here's to it. Hopefully the drama is over with. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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05.10.2010, 01:20 AM	#150
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	woah dead-air, that's really great! i hope things work out for the both of you, good luck! __________________ blog flickr
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05.10.2010, 08:35 AM	#151
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	you know that this is the "alwyaqs hook up with the worng women" thread, right? be careful, dick. people never change.
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05.10.2010, 09:28 AM	#152
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,959	Have you ever thought that all the women you know think THEY always hooked up with the wrong guy ? cheating sux. I have never cheated and as far as I know never been cheated upon, but I may just be lucky. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.10.2010, 09:30 AM	#154
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,959	I'll take it! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.10.2010, 10:31 AM	#156
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,959	never look a gift whore in the mouth. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.10.2010, 10:54 AM	#157
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	Great line about Howard there Dead-Air. One question you have to ask yourself is Can You forgive your wife for the string of loosers? If you can't then I don't believe you and her will make it. It's easy to say yes cause I did too but deep down where you live can you forgiver her? As for cheating I did. Thankfully only twice but it was without a doubt the worst guilt trip I ever had in my marriage and took quite a while to get over. __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360
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05.10.2010, 12:36 PM	#159
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,959	__________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.10.2010, 12:38 PM	#160
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	wut. her proportions has been jpegged
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