how much pot do you smoke in a given day? - Page 8

krastian · 02.25.2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

well no, but you can negotiate your sentence or maybe even have it thrown out on ome technicality. don't be a masochist.

i'm not saying that being a cokehead is alright, i'm saying that jail offers you no benefit and potentially a lot of extra damage.

can you get a public defender? at least something. for fuck sakes.

show them your grades-- you still got good grades?

fight, motherfucker. fight for your own ass.

Hayden, for fucks sake, listen to !@#$%!.

Yr pal,
krastian

ALIEN ANAL · 02.25.2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Anal,

You are a dumbass stoner asshole.

Why are we debating this?

you know.. there is something comforting in being called a dumbass stoner asshole from a... ah never mind

dont do drugs kids

pbradley · 02.25.2008, 09:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCcziw3l7Qg&NR=1

HaydenAsche · 02.25.2008, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

you know.. there is something comforting in being called a dumbass stoner asshole from a... ah never mind

dont do drugs kids

From a what, bitch? Say it. I'll fuck your shit up. I'm going to Australia in September. I will find you.

Find me nugs while I'm there.

Cantankerous · 02.25.2008, 09:14 PM

you ain't goin' nowhere if you're in the pokey, boy.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 02.25.2008, 09:15 PM

and when you're inside, you'll be the pokey boy

HaydenAsche · 02.25.2008, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you ain't goin' nowhere if you're in the pokey, boy.

I'm not going to be locked up until September. No way I'll get that much time.

Cantankerous · 02.25.2008, 09:18 PM

you probably won't. i was just making light conversation. exchanging niceties.
i saw this the other day and i think it's pretty applicable. and humorous.

a quahog teenager has been arrested for possession of cocaine...and is a very bad boy! now let's go to ollie williams with the punishment forecast:
"HE GON' GET IT!"
thanks, ollie.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.25.2008, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

From a what, bitch? Say it. I'll fuck your shit up. I'm going to Australia in September. I will find you.

Find me nugs while I'm there.

you are possibly one of the most non threatening people on this message board

HaydenAsche · 02.25.2008, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

you are possibly one of the most non threatening people on this message board

Because you can tell how threatening I am through an internet message board? I'm a fucking crazy motherfucker.

HaydenAsche · 02.25.2008, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you probably won't. i was just making light conversation. exchanging niceties.
i saw this the other day and i think it's pretty applicable. and humorous.

a quahog teenager has been arrested for possession of cocaine...and is a very bad boy! now let's go to ollie williams with the punishment forecast:
"HE GON' GET IT!"
thanks, ollie.

I love that episode!

nature scene · 02.25.2008, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I'm not going to be locked up until September. No way I'll get that much time.

Better make sure you talk to a lawyer before talking like that, otherwise you may be in for an unpleasant surprise.

Cantankerous · 02.25.2008, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I love that episode!

i just love ollie.
WHO WANTS THIS DOG?

it's rainin sideways! errbody look like ants! swimmin hole! etc etc etc

m1rr0r dash · 02.25.2008, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Because you can tell how threatening I am through an internet message board?

hoisted by own petard.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 02.25.2008, 09:24 PM

i like it when he says "what you talking about"

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 02.25.2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

hoisted by own petard.

that should be hoist, not hoisted

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 02.25.2008, 09:27 PM

Hamlet
"For tis the sport to have the enginer Hoist with his owne petar".

Cantankerous · 02.25.2008, 09:27 PM

i will now attempt to recall every ollie williams dialogue ever: and i can't do it.

and now, blaccuweather meteorologist ollie williams.
what's it look like out there, ollie?
it's rainin sideways!
do you have an umbrella?
had one!
where did it go?
two miles away inside out!
can we do anything for you?
bring me some soup!
what kind?
CHUNKAY!
okay ollie we'll get on that.

and now it's time for the adoptive pet of the week with ollie williams!
WHO WANTS THIS DOG??!
thanks, ollie.

join me at ten for more irrelevance.

floatingslowly · 02.25.2008, 09:28 PM

THREAD RECAP:

* maryjahoobie
* wieners
* shaft
* glass pipes
* hippies
* internet tough guys

Cantankerous · 02.25.2008, 09:28 PM

*fictional black meteorologists.

02.25.2008, 09:08 PM	#143
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCcziw3l7Qg&NR=1
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02.25.2008, 09:14 PM	#145
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	you ain't goin' nowhere if you're in the pokey, boy.
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02.25.2008, 09:15 PM	#146
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	and when you're inside, you'll be the pokey boy
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02.25.2008, 09:18 PM	#148
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	you probably won't. i was just making light conversation. exchanging niceties. i saw this the other day and i think it's pretty applicable. and humorous. a quahog teenager has been arrested for possession of cocaine...and is a very bad boy! now let's go to ollie williams with the punishment forecast: "HE GON' GET IT!" thanks, ollie.
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02.25.2008, 09:24 PM	#155
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	i like it when he says "what you talking about"
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02.25.2008, 09:27 PM	#157
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	Hamlet "For tis the sport to have the enginer Hoist with his owne petar".
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02.25.2008, 09:27 PM	#158
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i will now attempt to recall every ollie williams dialogue ever: and i can't do it. and now, blaccuweather meteorologist ollie williams. what's it look like out there, ollie? it's rainin sideways! do you have an umbrella? had one! where did it go? two miles away inside out! can we do anything for you? bring me some soup! what kind? CHUNKAY! okay ollie we'll get on that. and now it's time for the adoptive pet of the week with ollie williams! WHO WANTS THIS DOG??! thanks, ollie. join me at ten for more irrelevance.
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02.25.2008, 09:28 PM	#159
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	THREAD RECAP: * maryjahoobie * wieners * shaft * glass pipes * hippies * internet tough guys
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02.25.2008, 09:28 PM	#160
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	*fictional black meteorologists.
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