The Royal Wedding - Page 8

knox · 04.27.2011, 04:13 PM

And I'm not going to name names.

floatingslowly · 04.27.2011, 04:43 PM

when sulu dropped his first "oh my" on the Howard Stern show, some 20 years ago, I was in my car, pulled to the side of the road, masturbating furiously to the lingering after-effect of previous segment's lesbians. my white hot load spattered the pictures from Barely Legal Jugz that I had used to plaster the interior of my car, forming a crust 2" thick. those were the days. highly imitated but never duplicated. nothing like that first high.

oh my, indeed.

nicfit · 04.28.2011, 03:19 AM

Lol, just got the "royal wedding" mail with special prices from Play and they put "The Beauty and the Beast" as main offer.

Genteel Death · 04.28.2011, 03:46 AM

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I think interracial gay marriage should be made a war crime.

I agree, since you seem quite the authority when it comes to nuclear families.

floatingslowly · 04.28.2011, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I agree, since you seem quite the authority when it comes to nuclear families.

for someone who professes not to care, you sure do follow me around seeking my attention....

your worship is still unaccepted. please try again soon!

SONIC GAIL · 04.28.2011, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I agree, since you seem quite the authority when it comes to nuclear families.

hahahahahahahahahaha

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 04.28.2011, 01:09 PM

Light your spliff
Light your chalice
Make we smoke it in buk-in-hamm palace

Lend me a paper
Lend me a fire
Mek we chase way all the vampire

Adolfo · 04.28.2011, 01:54 PM

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/rule-britann...-royal-wedding

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 04.28.2011, 04:44 PM

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But I really, really, really, really, really, really
wanna have a chance with you baby, say
As long as ya knows is love ability
Loving someting gone ah back to school I never kid, WOW!

See dem gonna really wanna dub it with ya majesty
An' say I'm gonna dub it with ya majesty
An' I know I'm gonna dub out dem society
An' I's a really gonna dub out dem society
An' I sure am ah gonna dub it with ya majesty

I demand to know why this wasn't mad repped?

knox · 04.28.2011, 04:52 PM

we're not always stoned.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 04.28.2011, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

we're not always stoned.

true, but perhaps some of these nihilistic bastards out there in SYG should be

knox · 04.28.2011, 05:11 PM

Of course not. Weed isn't destructive enough.
We only want things that can enhance our anger.

Glice · 04.28.2011, 05:23 PM

Agreed. Weed just turns you into a twat. Booze makes you a proper cunt. Much more win.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 04.28.2011, 06:29 PM

ahh, jolly ol engaland, its a bit of a lovely place aint she

Genteel Death · 04.28.2011, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I agree, since you seem quite the authority when it comes to nuclear families.

today i made myself laugh on syg a lot.

knox · 04.28.2011, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

OFFICIAL SYG THREAD IN HONOUR OF THE ROYAL HANGING!

TODAY in Englande's greene and pleasante lande, HRMSMSRSMS roy ale artiste formerlye knowne as Princee Will.i.am Hupplepuff Beatrix Inbredee XVI was betrothed to Commonwench Katherine Middlemass, cursed wiccan of the moors, and dispatched to thon hanging appartus verily on the noone of Wednethsday upon the steppes of Trafalgar's publice sqwaure. Let it be decreed fromme shire to shire that the damnede couples necks were snapped with good vigour as is His Lorde's will. And it did pleaseth the Lord and his vassal Liz Windsor relayede his good pleasure. And it was known to be saide that such sufferinges bring decency and balance to the humoures of the peoplesfolk, and the LORDE is much pleasede by it.

+MXXXxxx In the Name of OURE LORDE. MCXVI ++

CLAP! CLAP! THOU PROLES! CLAP THOU DAINTY SHREWS AND SCRUFFY MANSHREWS! HARK! FOR THE HANGINGE OF THIS CURSEDE UNIONE SHAL BRING MUCH GOOD MIRTH AND FORTUNE TO ALL ENGLANDE LAND!

HARK! For the Hanginge of thate indomnible coupel markede the dethkneele of wickede ande immorale witcherye and distractione! And as the cursed soules releesede frome there mortale coile, the assembald crowde dide bear witness to a moste rambunctious explosione of supernaturale witcherye! And it is recordede that variouse assemblede noblemene and schollarrs can attribute muche veractiy to saide claimes.

The deVile Lucifere opende a dimenshunul vortix above the hanginge galery to returne his demonice agents to their subbteranean cavese. Howevere, thise cuolde not be closede ande nowe realitye itselfe is invertede ande runninge backwardes towardes nothingnesse. Gods Dog womb expells putride faeces thate recongeales into decayinge foodestuffes from centuries ago in our very stomaches. Oh Gode stoppe this! We praY to thou! They are already reverting to canniballism and mob rule in the Northe! OH LORDE WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

Hwæt! wē Gār-Dena in ġeār-dagum egsode eorlas. Syððan ǣrest wearð. fēasceaft funden, hē þæs frōfre ġebād

best post ever.

Pookie · 04.29.2011, 03:56 AM

So the big day has finally arrived.

Thoughts?

pokkeherrie · 04.29.2011, 04:15 AM

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Thoughts?

currently,

- making plans for the weekend
- need to get some eggs from the supermarket, what else?
- don't forget to update my train discount card at the machine sometime in the next couple of weeks
- need to make an appointment to get a haircut

Pookie · 04.29.2011, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by pokkeherrie

- need to get some eggs from the supermarket, what else?

Bunting?

pokkeherrie · 04.29.2011, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

oranges.

No oranges today, I'm boycotting that colour until after the weekend.

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Bunting?

Not bunting eggs, but crocodile. I've been thinking about starting a farm.

04.27.2011, 04:13 PM	#141
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04.27.2011, 04:43 PM	#142
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	when sulu dropped his first "oh my" on the Howard Stern show, some 20 years ago, I was in my car, pulled to the side of the road, masturbating furiously to the lingering after-effect of previous segment's lesbians. my white hot load spattered the pictures from Barely Legal Jugz that I had used to plaster the interior of my car, forming a crust 2" thick. those were the days. highly imitated but never duplicated. nothing like that first high. oh my, indeed.
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04.28.2011, 03:19 AM	#143
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Lol, just got the "royal wedding" mail with special prices from Play and they put "The Beauty and the Beast" as main offer. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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04.28.2011, 01:09 PM	#147
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Light your spliff Light your chalice Make we smoke it in buk-in-hamm palace Lend me a paper Lend me a fire Mek we chase way all the vampire __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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04.28.2011, 01:54 PM	#148
Adolfo children of satan Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 376	http://www.vbs.tv/watch/rule-britann...-royal-wedding
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04.28.2011, 04:52 PM	#150
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	we're not always stoned. __________________
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04.28.2011, 05:11 PM	#152
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	Of course not. Weed isn't destructive enough. We only want things that can enhance our anger. __________________
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04.28.2011, 06:29 PM	#154
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	ahh, jolly ol engaland, its a bit of a lovely place aint she __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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04.29.2011, 03:56 AM	#157
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	So the big day has finally arrived. Thoughts?
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