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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: the space between dreams and reality
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the child slaves can't make my shoes fast enough, and my suv's gas mileage is too high.
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#142 |
the destroyed room
Join Date: Nov 2010
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i get over these problems.
then i go and do a lot of good for some gwats helpin em out anyway i can |
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mars attacks
Posts: 42,537
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ask alteredcourse about "empty" and "full" |
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#144 | |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: outside L.A
Posts: 5,156
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Shouldn't he ask atsonic?
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#145 | |
the end of the ugly
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 827
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I'd have thought you'd have some aloe vera wipes? :P I know someone who uses these, cracks me up everytime. |
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#146 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 2,859
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THANKSGIVING
MORE LIKE THANKSTAKING SOMEBODY'S STUPID ANCESTORS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME WAY THE HELL OVER TO NORTH AMERICA AND TAKE ALL THE LAND AND SHIT ALL FOR DRY ASS TURKEY AND FOOTBALL WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GODDAMN PILGRIMS |
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#147 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: psycho battery
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left one of my pedals on last night, no battery today.
TYPED THE LAST PART OF THIS IN CAPS BY MISTAKE.
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#148 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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the enormous slab of bloody dead animal i consumed today (cow) was subpar
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#149 |
the end of the ugly
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: the void of civilization
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I've eaten too much food, i got a scuff on my aldies, and my cell phone's ringer is broke.
WORST DAY EVER
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#150 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 21,165
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it has taken me over an hour to pay two online utility bills since my laptop has been banned by the sysOp of this coffeehaus.
to add insult to injury, the loud Moroccan psychedelia is interfering with my automated phone payments as well. apparently, "purple haze" and "paint it black", in Moroccan, sound just like "no, that is not my credit card number", in Engrish. |
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#151 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I think the 'woman' i'm having cybersex with is boring in bed
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#152 |
expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 2,000
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The lady at my local shoe repair shop seemed to have no idea how to take care of calf leather.
Also, the salami i just bought at the farmer's market is so long, it won't fit into my fridge. |
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#153 |
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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My favourite t-shirt has a cigarette hole on it.
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#154 |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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hot sluts
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#155 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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everything sux
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it
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And hello again bzooty.
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#157 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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#158 |
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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I hate it when I remember that I have 6 McDonalds hashbrowns leftover from my valuemeal but I already lit up my cigarette UGH (cuts self)
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#159 |
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Let's see, there's this new gym opening up in our town called Planet Fitness. IT caters to overweight ppl, and the machines are rigged with sensors and devices that will set off alarms if you are heard grunting, or lifting too much weight. They dont want ppl working out too hard. So the girls that go to gyms are bitching about it on facebook about how its hypocritical and if LA fitness would make machines that set off alarms if you were too FAT they would get sued.
Double standards. etc. White people problems, really. I ripped on them haha. |
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#160 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 21,165
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the headphone jack of my 80g iPod has a 1 channel short forcing me to downgrade to my 30g.
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