[static-harmony]

I hate being stuck inside home. IDK if I want to go out.

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Oh, on that note, there's a hair salon place near my house called -- and I'm not even kidding -- CURL UP AND DYE. I have always wanted to get my picture taken with it (it's a HUGE sign) to use it as an album cover.

lol

THere's a hair place I saw on my way to a show called GReat Head.

[atsonicpark]

I lived out a porno fantasy, with my school teacher he was soo hot, after class I stayed behind and he did me from behind.I was 17 and he was 24 it was on a desk looking at my english assignment. I got an A
Ill never forget how he lifted up my skirt pulled my undies off and just started fuking me, I had to be quiet other people next door,
I still get wet thinking about it

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I lived out a porno fantasy, with my school teacher he was soo hot, after class I stayed behind and he did me from behind.I was 17 and he was 24 it was on a desk looking at my english assignment. I got an A
Ill never forget how he lifted up my skirt pulled my undies off and just started fuking me, I had to be quiet other people next door,
I still get wet thinking about it

???

[atsonicpark]

"live. love life. proceed. progress.” - Lil Wayne






Huh

[atsonicpark]

’m constantly obsessing over Courtney Love. I want to BE her. Even though she’s fucked up and we’ve known each other for so long. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You would get this from any other guy. I just want to tell you how I’m feeling. Got to make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never run around and hurt. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We’ve known each other for so long. Your heart’s been aching but you’re to shy to say it. Inside we’ve both known whats been going on. We know the game and we’re gonna play it. And if you ask me how I’m feeling, don’t tell me your too blind to see. has had a hard life, she’s still had more of an exciting life than I ever will have. She used to be so hot in the 90s, had the rawest singing voice, sexy talking voice, she’s smart, funny, crazy, and is the queen of rock…oh did i mention she got to fuck Kurt Cobain the legend?!!? Damn you Courtney Love, damn you for being the coolest 44 year old woman.

[atsonicpark]

ok so fuck, iv been with this guy and if it was causal i was cool with it, but then he wanted men to meet his parents so ok i guess, that means maybe its serious i dont fucking know but whatever im cool with whatever??? and then when i come back from college 2 weeks later he wont return my phone calls…i mean we’ve known each other for so long. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You would get this from any other guy. I just want to tell you how I’m feeling. Got to make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never run around and hurt. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We’ve known each other for so long. Your heart’s been aching but you’re to shy to say it. Inside we’ve both known whats been going on. We know the game and we’re gonna play it. And if you ask me how I’m feeling, don’t tell me your too blind to see. ps: Swastikas make me horny.

[atsonicpark]

Your pen pal is actually a 57 year old man that is beating his ancient meat to every innocent letter you send him. He wishes you could mail yourself to him too

[atsonicpark]

The one band I never thought would change anyone’s life EVER just changed mine in the most drastic way imaginable. I haven’t gotten drunk in weeks, I don’t plan on smoking weed any time soon, I am going to learn how to drive, I’m going to go get my GED, I’m going to get the fuck out of this state, and I’m going to go back home to Texas. Thank you for showing me what I’ve been missing. My sister was never right when she said that I’ll never be happy with what I’ve go because now that I know I can have more than what is perfectly fine. I’m not perfectly fine with being nothing and you’ve shown me that I have the capability to be more than I could ever have dreamed of being. You’ve changed me, my life, and given me a reason to believe in something again. I’m eternally grateful.

[atsonicpark]

I’m the Anonymous Lyrics Poster. No, seriously. Totally me. I do what I do to see you guys go apeshit crazy, and it is hilarious. Also, stop saying words like “they” and “virgenS” I’m one guy. Just me, and We’ve known each other for so long. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You would get this from any other guy. I just want to tell you how I’m feeling. Got to make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never run around and hurt. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We’ve known each other for so long. Your heart’s been aching but you’re to shy to say it. Inside we’ve both known whats been going on. We know the game and we’re gonna play it. And if you ask me how I’m feeling, don’t tell me your too blind to see.

[atsonicpark]

I just texted you back. I don’t know if it got to u. I hope it did!

[atsonicpark]

My one wish for this summer is to kiss you before I go to college. I really like you and I think there’s a chance that maybe you possibly like me too. I really just want to go up to you and kiss you, but I don’t want the rest of this summer to be awkward. I want it to be private and perfect. I want it to be sweet and sensual. But most importantly, I want you to feel it back.

[atsonicpark]

I really hate my fucking boss. He is hands down the biggest asshole on the planet. Upon becoming my boss, me made two 10-year veterans within my company leave for good. One quit upon his promotion, and the other one got fired for cussing him out. I’m afraid I’ll be the next one to go.
I really wish he’d get transferred or something, and make someone else’s life a living hell. He makes mine and everyone else’s life miserable. We all want him gone.
I’d leave but it’s a good paying job and I am very dependant on its wages to keep my bills paid and to not fall into debt. That, and I have a close, professional relationship with my co-workers, and I’d hate to never see them again.
Just today I got in an argument with my boss, and one of my workbuds pleaded with me to quote, “Be Cool.” Then followed up with, “It would be weird working here without you.”
After that argument, I felt like taking my 15-minute break and walking out on my job, but after my work friend’s comment, I felt so appreciated that I almost broke down and cried. Me, a 25-year-old man crying in public about being so exhaustingly fed up with someone but then realizing just how much I’m needed by everyone else. I stayed, and probably will until another encounter with my boss comes my way and I get fired over it. It gets worse and worse each week, so it probably won’t be long. :-(
Thanks for reading my rant/confession. To all my other co-workers, I love you all…and you make working not seem so much like working, and I appreciate that.
But to my boss: Fuck you, Andy. I hate your stinking guts. May you rot in hell for exploiting your goddamned supervisor position and making everyone around you proffessionally and personally frustrated and depressed.
We’re all sick of your verbal abuse and your dumbass jokes. And it’s not called teamwork when you triple our workload every day just so you can sit all day at your fucking desk. Also, I feel really humbled working for someone who thinks, “a lot,” is one word and has the equivalent spelling capacity of a 6-year-old.
Fuck you Andy.

[Satan]

i was really really enjoying the 2 hrs of sleep i got, i was so comfortable in my bed... until i woke up with crippling stomach pain
now i can't fall back asleep

[nicfit]

 

[Satan]

i think the post-breakfast cigarette might trump the post-sex cigarette.

[This Is Not Here]

I went through a weird thing last night where I decided I'd had my last cigarette ever. I woke up this morning thinking it was a silly idea.

[sonic sphere]

Originally Posted by Satan

i think the post-breakfast cigarette might trump the post-sex cigarette.

i think the pre-breakfast cigarette trumps all others!

[automatic bzooty]

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

lol

THere's a hair place I saw on my way to a show called GReat Head.

there's this hair place by my friend's house that i always think is called cut lips. it's not actually cut lips, but the lettering is so ridiculous and unreadable that it LOOKS like that to everyone. i have no idea what it's really called.

[atsonicpark]

I think Delocated might possibly be the best show currently on television. There's only been one season (7 episodes) but I've watched the entire thing 4 time, once by myself and the other 3 times with 3 other people who have all agreed. It's fucking hilarious, much funnier and more brilliant than ... I dunno, what do people think is funny? The Office (American version)? I'm glad they're doing a season 2. It's going to rock.