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#16941 |
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I haven't even been doing anything. I've just been sitting and eating. I'm sort of frightened.
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#16942 |
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I only am when I have to go to the doctor, but I haven't been in like 2 years. Every time they want to find something wrong and they never do. All they can tell is to "eat more" because I'm below malnourished on the BMI chart.
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#16943 |
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Maybe you should take roids.
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#16944 |
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No kids and wife to strangle
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#16945 |
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Yeah, you're right. I couldn't imagine you as the "Son, I am disappoint" dude.
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#16946 |
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I'm no Glenn Danzig either
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#16947 |
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![]() It doesn't work. |
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#16948 |
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No, not at all.
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#16949 |
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with waffles
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#16951 |
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And sporks
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Sporks are about as useful as wide-ruled paper.
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#16953 |
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Sporks are about as useful as a dvd rewinder
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Billy Mays could have sold thousands of those.
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Billy Mays could sell a horse carcass.
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Billy Mays could have made Don Magic Juan turn tricks.
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Billy Mays and Esteban in the same room would've caused a nuclear explosion
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Billy Mays could have sodomized your mother and sold her his legal services int he proceeding rape hearings.
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Billy Mays should have bought a Jack LaLanne Power Juicer.
Bastard is 94 years old ![]()
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#16960 |
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Shit doesn't work on concussions
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