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Why so delicious?
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#17202 |
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I just accidentally hit myself in the balls with my belt buckle while trying to put my belt on. FUCK!
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#17203 | |
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^ i know, right? you freaks are starting to freak me out, and im a super freak, i was programmed that way! >>>ERROR_INVALID_HANDLE_6(0x6)<<< its like im on an emocutmyselftofeelbetter board all of a sudden. |
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#17204 | |
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goths are great. especially goth women who seem to be the only variant of the female species currently willing to have sex with me on anything like a regular basis. |
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#17205 | |
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this is real life too bro. we are all alone, in the end.
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#17206 | |
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#17207 | |
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Every time I try to put pants on I almost always trip and fall, so I have to put them on sitting and then pull them up standing. |
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#17208 | |
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anything with "cet" at the end is acitomenophen percocet is percodan with acitomenophen darvocet is Darvon with acitometophen they were added to them to cut down on the addictive opiates a bit.
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#17209 | |
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I fail to see the problem here. ![]() I just accidentally the entire belt buckle. ![]() |
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#17210 | |
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do u resemble a dead man? a zombie? mmmmm. ![]() as long as ur not a gothopotamus |
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#17211 | |
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That's because there isn't one. At all. |
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#17212 | |
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i luv U soooo HARD. TTLY(1) key = 0x2, asc = 0x4, ascq = 0x12, UNKNOWN OPENV, KEY: 0x02, ASC: 0x04, ASCQ: 0x12 DecodeMount: TLD(1) drive 1, Actual status: Robotic mount initiated |
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#17213 |
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Holy shit I just got 16 pm's.
Thanks for the concern... |
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Adam, pardon me for asking an obvious question, but are you suffering from depression?
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#17215 |
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Fuck the healthcare system. Fuck it up the ass with a shovel wrapped in barbed wire.
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the one thing wrong with the USA healthcare system is the Insurance Bidness, or as I call it, legalized extortion.
I hate all fucking insurance companies but health insurance is the fucking worst and those greedhead bastards are ingrained into the system, by therir own doing. fucking asshole fucks.
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#17217 | |
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i usually say 'fuck me gently with a chainsaw' but the shovel in barbed wire is not bad. not bad at all. |
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#17218 |
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I copyrighted that. If you use it you have to pay me at least $400 in monopoly bucks.
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#17219 | |
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Yeah, I'm just glad I'm not a redneck with one those of belt buckles the size of hubcaps, I'd be singing in the Vienna Boys Choir the rest of my life.
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#17220 | |
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i put my pants on both legs at a time sometimes... so in the eventuality some sonuvabitch tries to take me down a peg by reiterating that "put yr pants on one leg at a time, like everyone else does" cliche, i can tell them to kindly fuck off, because i don't. nothing is impossible. |
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