[Severian]

I'm this torturer, you see. I was born and raised by this guild--torturing guild naturally-- but then they exiled me, on account of I didn't torture someone when I was supposed to, well, torture them (more or less).

Since then it's been a pretty wild ride. Think I might be God now, but I'm not entirely sure. I did drink some of this one eunuch's neural liquid or some shit, so now I've got his memories. I know, right? Anyway, I guess I'm kind of a big deal now. Those torturers who exiled me now work for me. It's crazy.

[Murmer99]

Originally Posted by Severian

I'm this torturer, you see. I was born and raised by this guild--torturing guild naturally-- but then they exiled me, on account of I didn't torture someone when I was supposed to, well, torture them (more or less).

Since then it's been a pretty wild ride. Think I might be God now, but I'm not entirely sure. I did drink some of this one eunuch's neural liquid or some shit, so now I've got his memories. I know, right? Anyway, I guess I'm kind of a big deal now. Those torturers who exiled me now work for me. It's crazy.

I am the mastermind behind these precious bodily fluids... as well as this so-called "guild". I'd like to borrow your brain for further inspection, you see. It is quite a mess isn't it... and you deliberately invoked this on yourself, right?, huh? you're now the occupant of a room without windows; without life. Some day the unprecedented presence will ascend and enclose your poverty-stricken mouth!

[gast30]

what the fuck is this ^^
are you age 3?

[Murmer99]

Originally Posted by gast30

penis vagina vagina penis penis penis vagina vagina penis vagina vagina penis penis penis vagina vagina

hkbkkb

[gast30]

since when is it forbidden to laugh with animality?

i'm over the beyond baby

i laugh with everthing that humans have created
from stone tools in the stone age
to computers in the computer age

[Murmer99]

are you age 3?

[Murmer99]

why the hell am I on here

[E. Noisefield]

Originally Posted by Severian

I'm this torturer, you see. I was born and raised by this guild--torturing guild naturally-- but then they exiled me, on account of I didn't torture someone when I was supposed to, well, torture them (more or less).

Since then it's been a pretty wild ride. Think I might be God now, but I'm not entirely sure. I did drink some of this one eunuch's neural liquid or some shit, so now I've got his memories. I know, right? Anyway, I guess I'm kind of a big deal now. Those torturers who exiled me now work for me. It's crazy.

Oh my god you;re such a freakin' nerdo!!!

[gmku]

It's the invasion of the ljwlrjiojlfnls people!

[E. Noisefield]

I thought you were a girl too!!! In fact... I think you even said you were!!

"us girls need to stick together." WTF?

[EVOLghost]

^ THANK GOD!


I am not the onlyh one.

[gast30]

i'm waiting for my love
sometimes i think
the world is going to envy that
because most people of the older generations
never had that

[tripsk]

hi my name is trip skank i like sonic youth my favorite album by them is experimental jet set trash and no star also i like radiohead does that make me gay

[louder]

Originally Posted by tripsk

also i like radiohead does that make me gay

no. unless you do things like touching yourself while starring at them, now that's gay.

[louder]

and i love Radiohead.
even more than Sonic Youth.
sorry, perhaps i'm a terrible person.

[tripsk]

Originally Posted by halfeatencake

i love touching clinton while starring at radiohead

hi i like your pictures of kim gordon but unfortunately you are not more kawaii than i for i am the incarnation of anime and moe

[louder]

^i had to google that word tbh.. turns out i know some Kawaii people, those creep the hell outta me.

[tripsk]

nah i'm a cool guy people say i'm like joey wheeler

[louder]

Yu-Gi-Oh? seriously?..

[tripsk]

c-come on now, don't be ridiculous, I don't play silly card games or anything...