[SonicBebs]

all my easter eggs melted today. Now my 2nd fridge in the garage is too full to put any beer in

[Pelle]

Tell me about it.

I once cooked food for like 40 minutes, and when you're alone at home you always act silly so I was about to pose infront of the mirror with my plate (playing "chef of the year", haha), and yeah, during my posing I dropped the plate.
It broke and splattered food all over the fucking place.
That moment felt like it lasted forever, when I saw it slip out of my hand...aaarrrggghhh!!

Hahaha

[SONIC GAIL]

I drank too much beer yesterday passed out at6:00 only tyo wake up at1am puking stomach acid up. I did not fall back asleep untill 4 and had to get back up and go to my job. I am tired and a bit hungover.

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

I'm pissed that I had to settle for a copy of issue #21 of Hack/Slash with a vastly inferior cover, because the copy with the fucking awesome cover had a rip in the corner. That's what that shitty comic book shop gets for not bagging their back-issues. Idiots.

Plus, they have this loyal patron club, where if you spend $25 or more a month... you get 5% off all of your purchases the month after. Wow - 5%??? How minuscule, and insulting. How about I spend $25 a month, and you guys bag your fucking comics. Idiots.

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

I HATE accidentally stumbling across spoilers when I browse the internet. No matter how hard I try to forget what I just read, it refuses to stop stinging the back of my mind.

God bless the *spoiler alert* and damn to hell all who refuse to use it.

[nicfit]

I just took a bite of a Cornetto Algida e sono iperdeluso perchè è uno di quelli al cioccolato invece del classico gusto panna. Tristezza.

[jennthebenn]

I wonder if people in my life are weirded out when I tell them all the Snoopy
stuff I bought. Hmm.

[Genteel Death]

It's going to take me a 20 minute walk to buy a new weekly bus ticket tomorrow morning. I could have used that time to smoke one more cigarette and look outiside the window with a cup of coffee. Nevermind.

[Nefeli]

i am gonna buy today a transportation ticket; i hope i wont forget to do that.

[tripsk]

wow i sneezed while eating chocolate and now it's all over my arm. fuck this gay earth

[tesla69]

murderous thugs disguised as cops

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/0...eleased-video/

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by tesla69

murderous thugs disguised as cops

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/0...eleased-video/

I've watched that video earlier on today after reading about that story on another forum. Terrifying.

[floatingslowly]

The time saving tricks I use are: never read ANYTHING and judt mash a binch of keyx on ypur pisspoor phone keybosrd!!!

Recap: dpn't look. MAsH!

[floatingslowly]

My touchscreen keyboard was designed for tiny asianfingers.

[floatingslowly]

While masturbating, I find it hard to choose between whisting Maneater by Hall and Oats or The Goonies.R.Good Enough by Cyndi Lauper.
:'(

[Nefeli]

the game 'words' is what inspires me to buy an i-phone.

[jon boy]

stumbleupon is giving me too many boring sites to look at.

[Genteel Death]

Can someone tell these two boring bastards to fuck off and stop posting??

Ha! LOL!! WhaTEVER!!! First world problem!!!!

[Genteel Death]

Hahahaha!!"!

[demonrail666]

Is anyone else getting this thing on youtube where half the links have an advert playing really loud on a loop, that can't be switched off? It's making it pretty much impossible to use.