The Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud Appreciation Thread - Page 9

Confucious is sex · 02.23.2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Did you know about this?

The mighty Roberts has turned to drink because of people calling her ugly. You can imagine she's getting zero support from Tweedy, Harding, Cole, and the other one are giving her zero support and probably even fuelling her insecurities. I'm feeling all protective now. She needs help. She HAS to get away from the evil clutches of Girls Aloud, not just so she can concentrate on becoming Stockhausen but because she needs to look after herself.

Something must be done. She needs to be among friends. She really does!

Tweedy IS Cole

Derek · 02.23.2009, 02:32 PM

demonrail666 · 02.23.2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

They are the British equivalent of Girls Aloud. America doesn't really do pop groups very well. Having said that, we don't either, until now. Think Pet Shop Boys and all things good.

Not sure I'd agree with the 'until now' bit. Something you said earlier in this thread about Britain being less apologetic about its pop than America seems spot on though. America strikes me as always trying to cover its pop tracks a bit too much, emphasising so-called 'non-pop' qualities like a 'strong' voice, 'authenticity', etc. It creates pop, but seems utterly ashamed of it when it does. Which is why the US could never produce a Shampoo or a Altern 8 or the mighty Cola Boy. They creatd N'Sync I suppose, and the Backstreet Boys, but we even managed to do that better wih Take That and the outragously underrated East 17. Britain does Pop better than America. Always has, always will.

Lurker · 02.24.2009, 08:30 AM

http://style.uk.msn.com/fashion/gall...entid=14536196

demonrail666 · 02.24.2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

http://style.uk.msn.com/fashion/gall...entid=14536196

No way was London Fashion Week her idea. I suspect Harding was behind insisting that Roberts attend. She left early though, I'll bet. Probably to listen to some Derek Bailey and read some Burroughs. I bet she loves Burroughs.

blunderbuss · 02.24.2009, 02:36 PM

I can't reveal my source for this, but I have it on good authority that Ms Roberts is working on a Scott Walker covers album with Jessica Rylan, to be released under the name Nicola Can't.

MellySingsDoom · 02.24.2009, 02:44 PM

I reckon Ms Roberts has been listening to early Cabaret Voltaire bootlegs, for new ideas to pass on to Xenomania....and the lyrics in "Speak French" (with verses and choruses having little to do with each other) is pure Burroughs.

floatingslowly · 02.24.2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

NEVER! I don't think I could ever bring myself to masturbate thinking of Roberts.

I just did, and to tell you the truth, I've had better.

demonrail666 · 02.24.2009, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I just did, and to tell you the truth, I've had better.

elitist

PAULYBEE2656 · 02.25.2009, 08:55 AM

god stop it.. the words... council, estate, pram, tesos, fight, yuck and possibly sick spring to mind.... stop this madness at once...please...

This Is Not Here · 02.25.2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

and the lyrics in "Speak French" (with verses and choruses having little to do with each other) is pure Burroughs.

HA HA HA!!

This Is Not Here · 02.25.2009, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

outragously underrated East 17.

Ha ha, I fucking love this thread!

demonrail666 · 02.25.2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656

god stop it.. the words... council, estate, pram, tesos, fight, yuck and possibly sick spring to mind.... stop this madness at once...please...

Don't words like council, estate, pram and tescos give you a raging erection? They're utter porn in my book. Add a pink velour tracksuit, Gregg's bakery and dodgy politics into the mix and, frankly, I'm well game.

PAULYBEE2656 · 02.25.2009, 02:20 PM

hoop earrings and shit cigarettes!

This Is Not Here · 02.26.2009, 02:23 PM

Add it to the collection

This Is Not Here · 02.26.2009, 02:26 PM

Oh god, and theres more:

demonrail666 · 02.26.2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Harding really needs to put a stop to her Billy Idol obsession. Roberts looking lovely as ever though. Oozing class.

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