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terriblecanyons · 07.23.2009, 11:25 AM

Mine involved being drunk (shocker), the cast of John Dies at the End, being harassed by a demon, having magical powers, and dying a lot.

Sonic Youth 37 · 07.23.2009, 11:29 AM

The weirdest part was that the girl and I were apparently almost dating, she was the current owner of my grandfather's truck (which I haven't seen in about 5 or 6 years) and it took place in the present. Also, I kept losing the $1.50 in change.

terriblecanyons · 07.23.2009, 11:29 AM

Satan · 07.23.2009, 11:42 AM

i just broke my fucking toe

Rob Instigator · 07.23.2009, 12:16 PM

you live life to the fullest satanas

Satan · 07.23.2009, 12:38 PM

i do my best

terriblecanyons · 07.23.2009, 01:07 PM

Holy fuck. This is INTENSE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM

Zombie Robot · 07.23.2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

ps-cyber? yes plz

ha. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really?

mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh.

demonrail666 · 07.23.2009, 02:06 PM

its all in the strategic use of italics

Zombie Robot · 07.23.2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

its all in the strategic use of italics

ohhh. figures that you would know. sexxee.

dirty bunny · 07.23.2009, 02:13 PM

it's like phone sex, but less vocal

joe11121 · 07.23.2009, 02:15 PM

I want a tiddy bear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUBFkVrk9s

davenotdead · 07.23.2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

ohhh. figures that you would know. sexxee.

not bad. i'm slightly aroused already, and i'm sure you could try harder

Zombie Robot · 07.23.2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

not bad. i'm slightly aroused already, and i'm sure you could try harder

ha. again. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really?
mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh!
(the last 3 ah's are me bouncing up and down on my keyboard with excitement)

seriously tho, is the point of cybersex to get off? speaking as a girl that was once human, i must say that it would be quite difficult to execute this one handed. i mean diggin' it out, while typing? that takes mad skills.

Rob Instigator · 07.23.2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

ha. again. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really?
mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh!
(the last 3 ah's are me bouncing up and down on my keyboard with excitement)

seriously tho, is the point of cybersex to get off? speaking as a girl that was once human, i must say that it would be quite difficult to execute this one handed. i mean diggin' it out, while typing? that takes mad skills.

or voice recognition software a la Flotz!

automatic bzooty · 07.23.2009, 02:54 PM

my dream was so fucking boring. shopping with my consumer whore friend. it was so dull and realistic that i thought i was awake, so i slept until like quarter to three.

floatingslowly · 07.23.2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

its all in the strategic use of italics

SAYS YOU, TINY ENGLISH MAN.

I CYBER IN BOLDED CAPS.

NOW, SHOW US YR TITS.

davenotdead · 07.23.2009, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

ha. again. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really?
mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh!
(the last 3 ah's are me bouncing up and down on my keyboard with excitement)

half-mast

floatingslowly · 07.23.2009, 03:03 PM

YOU CLOSE YR EYES AS I LICK YR TITS WITH A SOFT BUT VIGOROUS FLICKING OF MY TONGUE.

MY MANHOOD ENGORGES, PRESSING AGAINST YR QUIVERING BELLY.

IN ECSTASY, YR EYELIDS FLUTTER HALFWAY OPEN...ENOUGH TO SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY A LARGE GERMAN SHEPPARD.

YOU MOAN AND CONTINUE TO GRIND.

Zombie Robot · 07.23.2009, 03:10 PM

^ Woof Woof. Is It Hot In Here? Or Is It Just Me?

The All Caps Thing I Can Get Into, Italics Are For Pussies.

EDIT: WTF? Why did it lowercase all my uppercase?

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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Mine involved being drunk (shocker), the cast of John Dies at the End, being harassed by a demon, having magical powers, and dying a lot.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	The weirdest part was that the girl and I were apparently almost dating, she was the current owner of my grandfather's truck (which I haven't seen in about 5 or 6 years) and it took place in the present. Also, I kept losing the $1.50 in change. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	wat.
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i just broke my fucking toe __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i do my best __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Holy fuck. This is INTENSE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM
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automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	my dream was so fucking boring. shopping with my consumer whore friend. it was so dull and realistic that i thought i was awake, so i slept until like quarter to three.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	YOU CLOSE YR EYES AS I LICK YR TITS WITH A SOFT BUT VIGOROUS FLICKING OF MY TONGUE. MY MANHOOD ENGORGES, PRESSING AGAINST YR QUIVERING BELLY. IN ECSTASY, YR EYELIDS FLUTTER HALFWAY OPEN...ENOUGH TO SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY A LARGE GERMAN SHEPPARD. YOU MOAN AND CONTINUE TO GRIND.
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Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	^ Woof Woof. Is It Hot In Here? Or Is It Just Me? The All Caps Thing I Can Get Into, Italics Are For Pussies. EDIT: WTF? Why did it lowercase all my uppercase? __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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