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floatingslowly · 08.04.2009, 08:32 PM

no way not on first offense. they're just trying to scare him, I'm sure. he just needs to not say anything that criminally implicates him.

my friends girl just got out this week. she had been in for about 3 months for some bogus junkie check scams. she'll most likely get 3 years probation and they caught her red-handed.

again, I'm assuming that being a law student, he doesn't have a long history with the other side of the law and he didn't kill/rob/rape/sell weight.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.04.2009, 09:06 PM

Re schiz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro08bILEvqc

schizophrenicroom · 08.04.2009, 09:07 PM

holy shit i just lold

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.04.2009, 09:16 PM

I thought with the gravity of situation, I would forgo the Sesame Street version.

schizophrenicroom · 08.04.2009, 09:20 PM

haha, thank you for being so considerate

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.04.2009, 09:24 PM

I had to proof that post 5 times, I thought I typed "gravy of the situation"

schizophrenicroom · 08.04.2009, 09:24 PM

being a wee bit on the inebriated side, i read it as gravy and also lol'd at that

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.04.2009, 09:31 PM

double bonus

schizophrenicroom · 08.04.2009, 09:33 PM

its weird having one beer really affect me and i feel stupid and awful for drinking it

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.04.2009, 09:35 PM

Don't feel bad...I really want a bottle of bum wine.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.04.2009, 09:46 PM

screwdriver ftw

schizophrenicroom · 08.04.2009, 09:50 PM

oh man, yum

or what i call the killer.. gin vodka tequila ginger ale and a bit of squeezed lime and orange- its so good

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.04.2009, 09:53 PM

From the recipe, that seems like it'll fuck you up.

schizophrenicroom · 08.04.2009, 09:55 PM

thats the point!

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.04.2009, 09:57 PM

I really want to make this:

Cape Fear Punch
Ingredients
For the base:
750 ml rye whiskey
750 ml water
1/2 cup Demerara sugar
3 bags green tea
375 ml rum
375 ml Cognac
4 whole lemons
For the punch:
2 small oranges, thinly sliced
4 small lemons, thinly sliced
2 (750 ml) bottles sparkling wine or Champagne
1 liter seltzer or sparkling water
Ice block
Freshly grated nutmeg
Directions
For the base:

Pour the rye whiskey into a 4-quart container. Fill the now empty rye whiskey bottle with water, pour into an electric kettle, and bring to a boil. Add the sugar and stir until the temperature drops to 190 degrees F. Place the tea bags in the kettle and steep for 3 minutes.

Add the tea, rum, and Cognac to the whiskey. Peel the zest from the lemons, being careful to remove the white pith. Wrap the lemon bodies in plastic wrap and reserve in the refrigerator. Add the lemon zest to the mixture, and stir to combine. Cover and refrigerate overnight.

For the punch:

Strain the base into a large punch bowl. Juice the reserved lemon bodies and add to the punch bowl. When ready to serve, add the oranges, lemons, sparkling wine, and seltzer water; stir to combine. Add the ice block and serve with freshly grated nutmeg.

schizophrenicroom · 08.04.2009, 09:59 PM

i want to make that and gulp it down, holy shit.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.04.2009, 10:02 PM

Yeah, I'm probably going to need some of that fairly soon.

schizophrenicroom · 08.04.2009, 10:06 PM

you and me both

a glass of scotch sounds really good for when the mad men season premiere airs. as does a clove cigarette but thats neither here nor there. i could smell cloves all day

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.04.2009, 10:07 PM

Vat 69...only right.

Right now, I'm enjoy a Coca-Cola...in a glass bottle.

schizophrenicroom · 08.04.2009, 10:09 PM

i have a diet dr pepper to get over a sick caffeine headache i've had all day

08.04.2009, 08:32 PM	#19921
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	no way not on first offense. they're just trying to scare him, I'm sure. he just needs to not say anything that criminally implicates him. my friends girl just got out this week. she had been in for about 3 months for some bogus junkie check scams. she'll most likely get 3 years probation and they caught her red-handed. again, I'm assuming that being a law student, he doesn't have a long history with the other side of the law and he didn't kill/rob/rape/sell weight.
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08.04.2009, 09:06 PM	#19922
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Re schiz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro08bILEvqc __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.04.2009, 09:07 PM	#19923
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	holy shit i just lold __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.04.2009, 09:16 PM	#19924
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I thought with the gravity of situation, I would forgo the Sesame Street version. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.04.2009, 09:20 PM	#19925
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	haha, thank you for being so considerate __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.04.2009, 09:24 PM	#19926
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I had to proof that post 5 times, I thought I typed "gravy of the situation" __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.04.2009, 09:24 PM	#19927
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	being a wee bit on the inebriated side, i read it as gravy and also lol'd at that __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.04.2009, 09:31 PM	#19928
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	double bonus __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.04.2009, 09:33 PM	#19929
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	its weird having one beer really affect me and i feel stupid and awful for drinking it __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.04.2009, 09:35 PM	#19930
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Don't feel bad...I really want a bottle of bum wine. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.04.2009, 09:46 PM	#19931
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	screwdriver ftw __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.04.2009, 09:50 PM	#19932
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	oh man, yum or what i call the killer.. gin vodka tequila ginger ale and a bit of squeezed lime and orange- its so good __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.04.2009, 09:53 PM	#19933
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	From the recipe, that seems like it'll fuck you up. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.04.2009, 09:55 PM	#19934
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	thats the point! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.04.2009, 09:57 PM	#19935
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I really want to make this: Cape Fear Punch Ingredients For the base: 750 ml rye whiskey 750 ml water 1/2 cup Demerara sugar 3 bags green tea 375 ml rum 375 ml Cognac 4 whole lemons For the punch: 2 small oranges, thinly sliced 4 small lemons, thinly sliced 2 (750 ml) bottles sparkling wine or Champagne 1 liter seltzer or sparkling water Ice block Freshly grated nutmeg Directions For the base: Pour the rye whiskey into a 4-quart container. Fill the now empty rye whiskey bottle with water, pour into an electric kettle, and bring to a boil. Add the sugar and stir until the temperature drops to 190 degrees F. Place the tea bags in the kettle and steep for 3 minutes. Add the tea, rum, and Cognac to the whiskey. Peel the zest from the lemons, being careful to remove the white pith. Wrap the lemon bodies in plastic wrap and reserve in the refrigerator. Add the lemon zest to the mixture, and stir to combine. Cover and refrigerate overnight. For the punch: Strain the base into a large punch bowl. Juice the reserved lemon bodies and add to the punch bowl. When ready to serve, add the oranges, lemons, sparkling wine, and seltzer water; stir to combine. Add the ice block and serve with freshly grated nutmeg. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.04.2009, 09:59 PM	#19936
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	i want to make that and gulp it down, holy shit. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.04.2009, 10:02 PM	#19937
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Yeah, I'm probably going to need some of that fairly soon. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.04.2009, 10:06 PM	#19938
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	you and me both a glass of scotch sounds really good for when the mad men season premiere airs. as does a clove cigarette but thats neither here nor there. i could smell cloves all day __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.04.2009, 10:07 PM	#19939
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Vat 69...only right. Right now, I'm enjoy a Coca-Cola...in a glass bottle. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.04.2009, 10:09 PM	#19940
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	i have a diet dr pepper to get over a sick caffeine headache i've had all day __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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