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Old 03.16.2011, 10:24 AM   #1
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You've just been hired on a cool new sketch comedy show. The budget is enormous and the network lets the show do whatever it wants.

It's a pitch session. Everyone goes around the room and tosses out their best ideas.

The circle has come to you. All eyes are on the new hire.

What do you have?
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:12 PM   #2
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Two men waiting at the bar, the barman goes away and they turn to each other and roll their eyes in good natured disappointment

The barman doesnt come back

This runs for 10 half hour episodes
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:12 PM   #3
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Nucliar Crisees with gHASTly the Grinner
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:13 PM   #4
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:13 PM   #5
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:14 PM   #6
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I DIDNT THINK SO

 
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:15 PM   #7
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:16 PM   #8
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You's guys' talkin abouts radiationz?

 
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:17 PM   #9
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:18 PM   #10
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:28 PM   #11
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Old 03.16.2011, 03:48 PM   #12
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I thought I was hired for SciFi.

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right. I'll just get my bags then.
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Old 03.16.2011, 11:38 PM   #13
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explosive celebrity anus.
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Old 03.16.2011, 11:40 PM   #14
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big pile of shit, phone number, $1.99 per minute, call and tell us which celebrity the shit came from.

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