01.09.2009, 03:26 PM | #1 | |
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In personal correspondance recently, someone has made me laugh by signing off every mail with 'I'm off to...'
...eat a scotch egg ...think about Rachel Steven's webbed toes ...have a wank So I thought I'd immortalise this trope in a thread. I'm off to bathe in my thread-starting glory.
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01.09.2009, 03:40 PM | #2 |
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God, why do cunts think their ego's are that important.
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01.09.2009, 03:48 PM | #3 | |
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First of all, as your God, you should review your use of the apostrophe and the lack of question mark in that question.
Secondly, I made them that way to confuse you. Thirdly, if you wish to instantiate me in apotheosis, I suggest you contribute to this thread before I smite your tiny balls with lurgy.
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01.09.2009, 03:49 PM | #4 | |
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I'm off for a game of pool with Thor.
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01.09.2009, 03:50 PM | #5 |
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01.09.2009, 03:53 PM | #6 |
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I'm off to the WC. I need to take a lift to get to the loo; I hope there isn't a long queue as I'm about to soil my knickers. It must have been those Bangers and Mash at lunch; I knew 1 quid was too good of a deal. It may have been worth it if the waitress wasn't such a minger.
Cheers!
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01.09.2009, 04:00 PM | #7 |
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it's about to snow here (which is rare and stupid); we're off to nowhere tonight. i might be off to some black tea with whisky, though.
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01.09.2009, 04:09 PM | #8 | |
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01.09.2009, 04:10 PM | #9 |
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Ooh, black tea and whisky, that actually sounds good, I've never tried that.
I once that that Pepto Bismal and vodka might mix well...
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01.09.2009, 04:16 PM | #10 |
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whiskey with TEA? What the freak? Really? I don't know. Maybe.
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01.09.2009, 04:16 PM | #11 |
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well, I'm off to return some video tapes.
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01.09.2009, 07:17 PM | #12 | |
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You're* Wish*
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01.09.2009, 07:20 PM | #14 | |
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I'm off to cry.
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01.09.2009, 08:14 PM | #15 |
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i'm off to wonder why glice wants to have a wank to rachel steven webbed toes.
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01.09.2009, 08:48 PM | #16 |
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I'm off to stay right here.
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01.11.2009, 03:13 PM | #17 | |
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01.11.2009, 03:17 PM | #18 |
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I'm off to figure out why I don't own more Happy Flowers LPs. And just for you lucky people, this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MqYbP9T4VCY
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01.11.2009, 03:20 PM | #19 |
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01.11.2009, 03:34 PM | #20 |
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I'm off to wonder why demonrail keep calling me perv. I wouldn't mind, but does he really have to phone me at work every day at 11am to shout "PERV" at me too?
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