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Old 04.12.2007, 11:17 PM   #1
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So i was checking myspace and this was someones bullitin

'I heard on the Triple J news today that "Kalgoorlie women" consume 3 times more then other Aussie women.

Thats a fargen top effort to all you kalgoorlie piss wreck wenches!

and "Kalgoorlie Males" comsume twice more then other Aussie males.

So us chicks still kick ass, can i get a HELL YERR!!

Congrats gurls, keep up the good work haha!

we should drink to that!'

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Old 04.12.2007, 11:48 PM   #2
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Does your town have a sniper?
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Old 04.12.2007, 11:51 PM   #3
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wow, this whole time I totally thought you were a dude.
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Old 04.12.2007, 11:52 PM   #4
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Old 04.12.2007, 11:52 PM   #5
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i am a dude

It might be my fault or maybe yours that you didnt read it properly, but its someones bullitin on myspace.
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Old 04.13.2007, 01:26 AM   #6
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oh haha sorry
bassicly its saying that the women in Kalgoorlie (my home town) consume 3 times more alcohol than any other place in Australia
and the males drink 2 times more than any other place in Australia..bassicly its saying we are the biggest piss heads in Australia

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Yerr = yeh
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Old 04.13.2007, 02:10 AM   #7
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someone told me that 3/4 or 2/3 (or some other large percentage) of australians are illiterate...this true? it would essplain a lot.
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Old 04.13.2007, 04:30 AM   #8
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Does your town have a sniper?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSutJxnDrfg

I love that show!!! Check out the house made of paper and the wheelchair railways executive from the same Armando Iannucci shows.
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Old 04.13.2007, 04:37 AM   #9
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So i was checking myspace and this was someones bullitin

'I heard on the Triple J news today that "Kalgoorlie women" consume 3 times more then other Aussie women.

Thats a fargen top effort to all you kalgoorlie piss wreck wenches!

and "Kalgoorlie Males" comsume twice more then other Aussie males.

So us chicks still kick ass, can i get a HELL YERR!!

Congrats gurls, keep up the good work haha!

we should drink to that!'

Beat that mo fuckers!!


my town would kick yr towns ass.
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Old 04.13.2007, 04:45 AM   #10
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why?
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Old 04.13.2007, 04:48 AM   #11
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why?

aww no, i'm only messin sham, just a random statement, i didnt really think i'd have to go and back it up or anythin.

my town is full of mental patients.
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Old 04.13.2007, 04:50 AM   #12
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hah good so my town is still bad ass
we also have hookers on the same street as the police station
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Old 04.13.2007, 04:54 AM   #13
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hah good so my town is still bad ass
we also have hookers on the same street as the police station

my town has loads of heroin and people who race grayhounds, keep them as pets and lets the eat at the dinner table.

messy shit right there.
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Old 04.13.2007, 04:56 AM   #14
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In my town the police ARE hookers.
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Old 04.13.2007, 04:57 AM   #15
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In my town the police ARE hookers.


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Old 04.13.2007, 05:03 AM   #16
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in my hookers..the police are towns!
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Old 04.13.2007, 08:03 AM   #17
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i've been to your town once... and it doesn't surprise me at all that the locals are drinking a lot there. but there are also many similarly isolated mining towns in australia, so i wonder why the average would be higher in kalgoorlie.

anyway, i remember feeling glad to be in a "real" town after being on the nullarbor plain for days... the town itself didn't leave much of an impression on me, but i remember the main street and there being many brothels, the huge mining superpit and the ultra large trucks.
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Old 04.13.2007, 08:37 AM   #18
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wow you have been here pokkeherrie? thats amazing, i wasnt even aware u were aussie
how long ago where u here?
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Old 04.13.2007, 08:50 AM   #19
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i'm not australian, but i spent about 10 months and something down under a few years ago. i had one of those working holiday visas and got pretty much all around, visting every state and territory along the way.

i've probably only been in kalgoorlie (and coolgardie) for a day or two, but i can't remember exactly. it was a stop on our way from melbourne to perth.

edit: that was august 2000.
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Old 04.13.2007, 09:02 AM   #20
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oh sorry, so where are you from?
i find that cool you have been here.
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