04.12.2007, 11:17 PM | #1 |
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So i was checking myspace and this was someones bullitin
'I heard on the Triple J news today that "Kalgoorlie women" consume 3 times more then other Aussie women. Thats a fargen top effort to all you kalgoorlie piss wreck wenches! and "Kalgoorlie Males" comsume twice more then other Aussie males. So us chicks still kick ass, can i get a HELL YERR!! Congrats gurls, keep up the good work haha! we should drink to that!' Beat that mo fuckers!!
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04.12.2007, 11:48 PM | #2 |
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Does your town have a sniper?
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04.12.2007, 11:51 PM | #3 | |
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04.12.2007, 11:52 PM | #4 |
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HAHAHAH
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04.12.2007, 11:52 PM | #5 |
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i am a dude
It might be my fault or maybe yours that you didnt read it properly, but its someones bullitin on myspace.
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04.13.2007, 01:26 AM | #6 |
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oh haha sorry
bassicly its saying that the women in Kalgoorlie (my home town) consume 3 times more alcohol than any other place in Australia and the males drink 2 times more than any other place in Australia..bassicly its saying we are the biggest piss heads in Australia Fargen = Fucking Yerr = yeh
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04.13.2007, 02:10 AM | #7 |
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someone told me that 3/4 or 2/3 (or some other large percentage) of australians are illiterate...this true? it would essplain a lot.
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04.13.2007, 04:37 AM | #9 | |
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my town would kick yr towns ass.
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04.13.2007, 04:45 AM | #10 |
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why?
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04.13.2007, 04:48 AM | #11 | |
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aww no, i'm only messin sham, just a random statement, i didnt really think i'd have to go and back it up or anythin. my town is full of mental patients.
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04.13.2007, 04:50 AM | #12 |
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hah good so my town is still bad ass
we also have hookers on the same street as the police station
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my town has loads of heroin and people who race grayhounds, keep them as pets and lets the eat at the dinner table. messy shit right there.
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04.13.2007, 04:56 AM | #14 |
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In my town the police ARE hookers.
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04.13.2007, 04:57 AM | #15 | |
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04.13.2007, 05:03 AM | #16 |
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in my hookers..the police are towns!
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04.13.2007, 08:03 AM | #17 |
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i've been to your town once... and it doesn't surprise me at all that the locals are drinking a lot there. but there are also many similarly isolated mining towns in australia, so i wonder why the average would be higher in kalgoorlie.
anyway, i remember feeling glad to be in a "real" town after being on the nullarbor plain for days... the town itself didn't leave much of an impression on me, but i remember the main street and there being many brothels, the huge mining superpit and the ultra large trucks. |
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04.13.2007, 08:37 AM | #18 |
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wow you have been here pokkeherrie? thats amazing, i wasnt even aware u were aussie
how long ago where u here?
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04.13.2007, 08:50 AM | #19 |
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i'm not australian, but i spent about 10 months and something down under a few years ago. i had one of those working holiday visas and got pretty much all around, visting every state and territory along the way.
i've probably only been in kalgoorlie (and coolgardie) for a day or two, but i can't remember exactly. it was a stop on our way from melbourne to perth. edit: that was august 2000. |
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04.13.2007, 09:02 AM | #20 |
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oh sorry, so where are you from?
i find that cool you have been here.
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