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Old 10.06.2006, 09:46 AM   #1
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To answer these questions we must assume a few things first, this is a fist fight, and both particpants are in the prime of their life.

Iggy Pop vs. David Yow

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac

Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love

Chabib vs. HaydenAsche

HR (badbrains) vs. Henry Rollins
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Old 10.06.2006, 09:51 AM   #2
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Iggy Pop vs. David Yow=yow because crazy always beats anything.

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison=steve because he was in the crucifucks, i mean how can you not win being in that band?

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal=deal is meatier and gordon is more fragile, but gordon is wilder.

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac=not happening, kerouac is a buddhist

Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love=cuntney, read the yow vs. pop one.

HR vs. Henry Rollins=hr because he can do flip jump/cannonball move like blanka from street fighter II.
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Old 10.06.2006, 09:52 AM   #3
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Old 10.06.2006, 09:54 AM   #4
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ohh and hayden...but i don't know, habib can breakout his porno pics and get hayden distracted.
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Old 10.06.2006, 09:56 AM   #5
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Not really. I don't find Chris attractive. Clone or Porky porno would have me distracted for a few minutes. I'd still beat his ass.
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Old 10.06.2006, 09:59 AM   #7
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thursten moore vs.Beck?i don t know but beck already said he s a loser.and t.
seems to be untouchable.they just good friends rather ripping....
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Old 10.06.2006, 10:01 AM   #8
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Old 10.06.2006, 10:16 AM   #9
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Iggy Pop vs. David Yow - Iggy Pop, just because I have no idea who daid yow is, but I doubt anyone could stab you faster than iggy.

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison - richard EDSON would probably win this considering he works out to stay in shape to be in movies and such. if the fight was with drumsticks though...

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal - Kim deal would kick some ass. kim deal would kick beck's ass. kim deal would kick all of green day's poser asses.

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac - lee ranaldo. jack kerouak was a weaknut. lee would mop the floor with his recluse ass.

Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love - it depends if courtney is on drugs. if she is on drugs then her insanity would help her win. if not, ian would straight edge his boot into her neck.

Chabib vs. HaydenAsche - haydensache is like 11 years old. He can't beat up anyone. He can't beat up the mc donald's fry guys on his happy meal. He can't beat up his strawberry shortcake collection. he can't beat up his mom's tit-pasty tassles. he can't even beat up elton john.

HR (badbrains) vs. Henry Rollins - this would be a good fight, but I think that rollins would take HR and crush his skull.
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Old 10.06.2006, 10:31 AM   #10
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To answer these questions we must assume a few things first, this is a fist fight, and both particpants are in the prime of their life.


Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love


Courtney, even if smacked up to the nines. I mean, I'd be surprised if Mackaye could fucking walk, let alone fight. Fucking vegetarians don't fight, they mince.
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Old 10.06.2006, 10:42 AM   #11
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hayden is fucked....it's not fair.
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Old 10.06.2006, 10:55 AM   #12
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Haha. You honestly think that doped up little twig stands a chance against me?
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Old 10.06.2006, 11:31 AM   #13
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Iggy Pop vs. David Yow

Steve Shelley vs. Richard Edison (Edson)

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac

Ian MacKaye vs. Courtney Love

chabib vs. HaydenAsche

H.R. (Bad Brains) vs. Henry Rollins
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Old 10.06.2006, 11:38 AM   #14
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Old 10.06.2006, 11:41 AM   #15
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hi bluesunlover. you love sonic youth?

haydensache, you are probably right.
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Old 10.06.2006, 11:47 AM   #16
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To answer these questions we must assume a few things first, this is a fist fight, and both particpants are in the prime of their life.

Iggy Pop vs. David Yow

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac

Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love

Chabib vs. HaydenAsche

HR (badbrains) vs. Henry Rollins

Iggy
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Jack
Ian
Chabib
Henry
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Old 10.06.2006, 12:18 PM   #17
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Iggy Pop vs. David Yow

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac (tight choice)


Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love

Chabib vs. HaydenAsche
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Old 10.06.2006, 12:22 PM   #18
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Iggy Pop vs. David Yow - Iggy Pop, just because I have no idea who daid yow is, but I doubt anyone could stab you faster than iggy.

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison - richard EDSON would probably win this considering he works out to stay in shape to be in movies and such. if the fight was with drumsticks though...

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal - Kim deal would kick some ass. kim deal would kick beck's ass. kim deal would kick all of green day's poser asses.

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac - lee ranaldo. jack kerouak was a weaknut. lee would mop the floor with his recluse ass.

Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love - it depends if courtney is on drugs. if she is on drugs then her insanity would help her win. if not, ian would straight edge his boot into her neck.

Chabib vs. HaydenAsche - haydensache is like 11 years old. He can't beat up anyone. He can't beat up the mc donald's fry guys on his happy meal. He can't beat up his strawberry shortcake collection. he can't beat up his mom's tit-pasty tassles. he can't even beat up elton john.

HR (badbrains) vs. Henry Rollins - this would be a good fight, but I think that rollins would take HR and crush his skull.

Good read Rob!
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Old 10.06.2006, 01:01 PM   #19
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Iggy Pop
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Kim Gordon
Lee Ranaldo (I don't know who the other guy is)
Ian Mckaye
Chabib (Hayden is no match)
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Old 10.06.2006, 01:46 PM   #20
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hi bluesunlover. you love sonic youth?

haydensache, you are probably right.

I knew you'd agree. I'm from the streets. I could kick about 70% of your asses.
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