Worst Band Names list

Everyneurotic · 06.27.2006, 12:12 PM

Check this out:

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48956

basically i think most of those are some of the best band names ever.

i mean, bad band names? panic at the disco, my chemical romance, the strokes, the killers, the subways, arctic monkeys, keane; those are shitty names.

Savage Clone · 06.27.2006, 12:16 PM

Indeed.
Green Milk From The Planet Orange is not only a fine band name, but one of the very best live bands I have seen in recent years.

HaydenAsche · 06.27.2006, 12:16 PM

I liked the name Panic! At The Disco because it reminded me of At the Drive-in. The band was of course total shite.

Everyneurotic · 06.27.2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

the strokes is a genius name?! panic at the discoteque too?!?...

i meant they were some of the worst, shittiest names ever and that that website actually put mostly awesome band names and saying they were bad.

CHOUT · 06.27.2006, 01:54 PM

HAHA I saw Jehova's Shit List recently.

Pax Americana · 06.27.2006, 02:02 PM

Hahahaha! Jew Driver! Holy shit that made me laugh.

jon boy · 06.27.2006, 02:44 PM

there are some great names on there. i like mc vagina.

trance feeeedback · 06.27.2006, 02:45 PM

my bloody valentine is one of my favorite bands, but I hate their name, so many gothic/emo kids must have gotten a whole lot more depressed once they found out the band name my bloody valentine was already taken.

LittlePuppetBoy · 06.27.2006, 02:48 PM

As I lay dying and Everytime I die are two of the worst bands names I have ever seen

youthoftomorrow · 06.27.2006, 02:51 PM

man, i'd totally name my band Mood Syrup (if we weren't already named Lava Yeti).

Danny Himself · 06.27.2006, 02:54 PM

16 Bitch Pile Up is almost as good as Fat Worm of Error- and Jew Driver? Pure genius. What a cunt.

Everyneurotic · 06.27.2006, 03:03 PM

twodeadsluts onegoodfuck is not just a clever name.

their music rules, them and genghis tron play this style of electronica/grindcore that's pretty awesome.

finding nobody · 06.27.2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by trance feeeedback

my bloody valentine is one of my favorite bands, but I hate their name, so many gothic/emo kids must have gotten a whole lot more depressed once they found out the band name my bloody valentine was already taken.

yeah, my bloody valentine is a good charlette song

DemonBox · 06.27.2006, 03:24 PM

The stupidest band name I ever heard has to be Dogs Die in Hot Cars.

Norma J · 06.27.2006, 05:54 PM

I think Architecure in helsinki is a good name, as I do with Black Rebel Motorecycle Club, if that was an insult before. I just can't tell these days.

Danny Himself · 06.27.2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DemonBox

The stupidest band name I ever heard has to Dogs Die in Hot Cars.

One of the worst tossercore bands ever, too.

matt reeder · 06.27.2006, 09:25 PM

How about Limp Bizkit, Enuff Znuff, Los Lonely Boys, or Jimmie's Chicken Shack? Band names don't come much worse than that.

Oh, and Jew Driver is a GREAT band name.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.27.2006, 09:30 PM

Underoath
Fall Out Boy-(because is makes me sad that they stole is from the Simpsons and I can't use all my old Fall Out Boy lines anymore without some dumb emo kid shouting "Sugar, We're Going Down")
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead
The Amino Acids
I don't know why, but I hate the name Dinosaur Jr. with a passion like no other.

Norma J · 06.27.2006, 10:16 PM

... and You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead is a super cool name, and a good band to boot.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.27.2006, 10:51 PM

...And you will know us by the trail of the dead is indeed a good band, but I hate the name. Same way with Dino Jr. Good band, hate the name

06.27.2006, 12:12 PM	#1
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	Check this out: http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48956 basically i think most of those are some of the best band names ever. i mean, bad band names? panic at the disco, my chemical romance, the strokes, the killers, the subways, arctic monkeys, keane; those are shitty names. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Indeed. Green Milk From The Planet Orange is not only a fine band name, but one of the very best live bands I have seen in recent years.
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I liked the name Panic! At The Disco because it reminded me of At the Drive-in. The band was of course total shite. __________________ rip
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	HAHA I saw Jehova's Shit List recently. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	Hahahaha! Jew Driver! Holy shit that made me laugh.
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06.27.2006, 02:44 PM	#7
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	there are some great names on there. i like mc vagina.
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trance feeeedback children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sun Ra's place on Saturn Posts: 359	my bloody valentine is one of my favorite bands, but I hate their name, so many gothic/emo kids must have gotten a whole lot more depressed once they found out the band name my bloody valentine was already taken. __________________ "If by noise you mean uncomfortable sound, then pop music is noise to me."-Masami Akita "sound is god"-Ravi Shankar. FREE TIBET!
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LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	As I lay dying and Everytime I die are two of the worst bands names I have ever seen __________________
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youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	man, i'd totally name my band Mood Syrup (if we weren't already named Lava Yeti). __________________ avalanche.
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06.27.2006, 02:54 PM	#11
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	16 Bitch Pile Up is almost as good as Fat Worm of Error- and Jew Driver? Pure genius. What a cunt.
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06.27.2006, 03:03 PM	#12
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	twodeadsluts onegoodfuck is not just a clever name. their music rules, them and genghis tron play this style of electronica/grindcore that's pretty awesome. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.27.2006, 03:24 PM	#14
DemonBox the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 840	The stupidest band name I ever heard has to be Dogs Die in Hot Cars.
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	I think Architecure in helsinki is a good name, as I do with Black Rebel Motorecycle Club, if that was an insult before. I just can't tell these days. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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06.27.2006, 09:25 PM	#17
matt reeder little trouble girl Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Portland, Oregon, USA Posts: 81	How about Limp Bizkit, Enuff Znuff, Los Lonely Boys, or Jimmie's Chicken Shack? Band names don't come much worse than that. Oh, and Jew Driver is a GREAT band name.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Underoath Fall Out Boy-(because is makes me sad that they stole is from the Simpsons and I can't use all my old Fall Out Boy lines anymore without some dumb emo kid shouting "Sugar, We're Going Down") ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead The Amino Acids I don't know why, but I hate the name Dinosaur Jr. with a passion like no other. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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06.27.2006, 10:16 PM	#19
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	... and You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead is a super cool name, and a good band to boot. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	...And you will know us by the trail of the dead is indeed a good band, but I hate the name. Same way with Dino Jr. Good band, hate the name __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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