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Pookie, since you've done so well on the other thread, it's time to upgrade your duties. If it's not a burden, could you please give expert medical advice, rather than just general?
You could start by telling me why I have had a bad back for over three days. Thanks. S |
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Take a ticket and wait for your number.
Expected waiting time: indefinitely. |
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But it hurts!
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Well, as they say in Spain, hasta lumbago.
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actually my wrist is knackered at the moment and its painful but what is pissing me off the most is that i cant make glorious noise with my guitar. Which is really what caused this in the beginning...What do I do? (this is probebly a question a guitarist should answer)
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Pookie, please tell me why my stomach hurts.
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I pulled a shoulder muscle. I tried a bubble bath but it still hurts. :[
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Dear Dr. Pookie,
Could I please get a script for nausea and vomiting? Ever since the arborist informed me that the removal of my Very Large Tree would set me back $3,600, I can't stop puking. Suppositories are unacceptable, however herbal remedies are welcomed. Sincerely, Green Over Big Wood PS: if you can also make my wife stop calling me, that'd be peachy. |
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Instead I'll leave you with an old guitar player joke: How many guitar players does it take to cover a Dinosaur Jr. tune? |
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can you even get that in U.S.? I've heard that it was banned. I'm not up to driving to mexico for a prescription. Quote:
who is "they" and do "they" do tree work on credit? should I even trust people who sit around the arbor all day? Quote:
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it's an inside joke involving a mountain lion, the 36th president of the united states and a small blind man from pakistan. make it stop please. |
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Whats so funny about Lyndon B. Johnson?
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I just ate a chili cheeseburger from my local diner place and it's doing a number on my stomach.
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Oh I thought Pookie had fallen ill. But since this is not a real thread pertaining to Pookie I will ignore it, for the time being.
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From the title of this thread I thought maybe Pookie had soiled his own undergarments.
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haha how many?
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Dear Pookie,
i have a trapped nerve in my neck/shoulder and it really hurts, what can i do? Love, your friendly neighborhood screamingskull |
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