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http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions/all/
I just stumbled upon this. The UK McDonalds website where a member of McDonalds staff answers questions posed by the public. Around 99% of the questions are obviously jokes; Quote:
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I've been reading this stuff for almost an hour now, I feel bad for the poor sucker who has to answer all of this. |
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haha, yeah I've read some of those. Sometimes the staff answer somewhat funny answers back.
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oh my gawd that's funny!
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Okay here is the deal. I have read numerous times that you and your shady pals over at Mc Donald's Headquarters have killed Ronald Mc Donald and replaced him with a clone. Do you and your company think your funny? Do you think it is "cool" to kill clowns or something? Did the hamburgerler put you up to this or what? If you do not answer my questions truthfully, each one, I will never eat at your restaurant ever again and I suggest everyone else do the same. SPREAD THE TRUTH OF RONALD'S DEATH!
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Do you have a restaurant in guantanamo bay?
Why is it when I ask for a burger I always get the reply " do you want fries with that?". If I want fries I'll bloody ask for fries. Are there beef eyeballs in your burgers? Technically that would still be 100% beef. Each time i have a mcflurry i get itchy testicles, is there something in the mcflurry that makes this happen to me? they do have some standard respones though |
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I just asked them
"do Make Up Your Own Mind team of McDonald's experts listen to the uber cool band sonic youth?"
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McDonalds answers, "No. Ronald McDonald is a man, not a hamburger." |
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What do you have to say to the reports that Ronald McDonald is a blood relative to the infamous Pennywise? Are you harboring a killer clown?
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The banalities of good English witticism.
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sometimes i eat mcdonalds an hour or two before bed. why do i feel awful when i wake up?
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i would like to now if muslim can eat the fillet o fish and drink the milk shake people keep on tellong me that it has geltine in it please help me out
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fucking vegetarians!! the cochineal is not an "animal" the way people think of a puppy, it's just a fucking insect that parasitizes a type of cactus, and its export is very important for the economy of the Andes. fucking vegetarian twats! why would you care about a bunch of indians with no money? EAT COCHINEAL, BITCH. yuppie fuckers. ps- fuck beetroots. |
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Yeah they have that website for Australian McDonalds, and they had these annoying ads here like "Our friends have been saying that there is not 100% beef in McDonalds delicious Big Macs, so we went to the place where the beef is made"
Then the beef guy talks about all this boring crap... "Wow thanks! I didn't know that the beef was that fresh!" "So next time you hear stuff like this, don't believe it, and check out our website at blah blah" They were irritating and often parodied. |
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Haha, America is so already aware of the shittiness of MacDonald's that they only advertise to children and inner city kids. No commercials about their beef here at all.
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Some of these quotes are fantastic.
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Is It true that once for the mayonnaise in the mcchicken sandwich semen was used instead? i am very worried please answer...!
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I knew that fucking shit wasn't mayo
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that Internet video game where yoy run your own McDonalds is great.
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