07.16.2007, 12:50 PM | #1 |
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at lunch it was a spider, but just a few minutes ago I looked down and saw a flea on my hand (smebody up here is living dirty and it's not me). now I have a flea bite. gross.
I'm freakin' the fuck out. get 'em off me! get 'em off!!!! |
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07.16.2007, 12:51 PM | #2 |
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stay away from the dust
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07.16.2007, 12:56 PM | #3 | |
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I live in Oklahoma. haven't you seen the Grapes of Wrath? all we've got is dust! |
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07.16.2007, 01:01 PM | #4 |
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It's the D. Get yourself to New-Path.
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07.16.2007, 01:13 PM | #5 |
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I was told that there's a chance that I might have THE PLAGUE now.
ashes, ashes....we all fall down. fucking insects, this is MY PLANET motherfuckers. MINE. |
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07.16.2007, 01:22 PM | #6 | |
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will they treat the carpet? I'm concerned that there are flea eggs all around my desk. |
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07.16.2007, 01:28 PM | #7 |
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They'll treat the carpet of your mind, and if you're lucky, you'll get to work outdoors on the farm.
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07.16.2007, 01:28 PM | #8 |
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Raid?
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07.16.2007, 01:56 PM | #9 | |
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a few moments ago, a spider tried to ambush me.
he attempted to land in my hair as I was walking down the stairs. thanks to TERROR ALERT:RED / HIGH, I was ready for it's shenanigans and easily dodged the attack. Quote:
I'm a little concerned about poisoning my work area with nerve agents. actually, after typing that out....it's starting to sound like a good idea! |
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07.16.2007, 02:34 PM | #10 |
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mere coincidence or coordinated attacks?
I choose the latter. for the record: I would like to state that there is NO yellow cake under my desk (only cookie crumbs). |
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07.16.2007, 02:36 PM | #11 |
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Seeing centipedes outside my house is getting a little old.
If this is any consultation to you. Centipedes are awfully ugly. |
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07.16.2007, 03:13 PM | #12 | |
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07.16.2007, 03:16 PM | #13 | |
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they would be a lot easier to kill if they would stop hiding behind mushrooms. COME OUT AND DIE YOU COWARDS. |
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07.16.2007, 03:53 PM | #14 | |
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My thoughts exactly. |
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