[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

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[uhler]

what the fuck? weird i just read about skrewdriver for the first time on this board in the non sonic sounds thread and now they are mentioned again. i never even heard of jewdriver before. are they for real?

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by uhler

what the fuck? weird i just read about skrewdriver for the first time on this board in the non sonic sounds thread and now they are mentioned again. i never even heard of jewdriver before. are they for real?

yes, they are a jewish crust skinheah band that used to pretend they were from Tel Aviv to at cred, and they cover Screwdriver songs, but rework the nazi lyrics into zionism.

in other words, Jewdriver is a band I hate just as much as Skrewdriver, but for completely OPPOSITE reasons, but that only thing that has caused my trouble today then the remnants of Nazism in the American govt, is the American unlimited support of unrestricted Zionism. Everybody deserves a homeland, I am a fucking Garveyite for christ's sake, but that means the Palestinians too.

[mangajunky]

All I know is that text that you cut and pasted reads like awful Babelfish.
...And they sound like ass.

[uhler]

yeash that's why i asked you the question because i can barely make out what the fucking text means.

i'm at school so i can't check out jewdriver.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by uhler

yeash that's why i asked you the question because i can barely make out what the fucking text means.

i'm at school so i can't check out jewdriver.

I dont like um, this read was a joke on the Swervedriver thread. To be honest with you, I didn't know who that band was until I looked it up right now.