When you die.....

artsygrrl · 04.03.2008, 10:30 AM

no, don't be sad.
Im just wondering what you would like written on your tombstone when you die.
OR...
If you think you might be creamated, where would you like your ashes to be spread?

Just curoius...

floatingslowly · 04.03.2008, 10:34 AM

I'm plan to be shot into the sun.

tombstones are for suckers!

Rob Instigator · 04.03.2008, 10:35 AM

My epitaph

"Here lies Roberto Xavier Torres-Torres.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."

✌➬ · 04.03.2008, 10:35 AM

I want my ashes to be turned into necklaces so everyone could wear them. I am being serious.

!@#$%! · 04.03.2008, 10:35 AM

cannibal barbeque!

i promise to quit smoking and drinking coffee in advance.

guests can shit me wherever they like.

floatingslowly · 04.03.2008, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬

I want my ashes to be turned into necklaces so everyone could wear them. I am being serious.

I would totally wear that. no, really. I would.

jon boy · 04.03.2008, 10:43 AM

here lies jon

quiet isnt it?

artsygrrl · 04.03.2008, 10:56 AM

Maybe I could have my ashes put in little glass vials for ppl to wear. My kids could sell them on E-bay as the relics of St. Christine.

screamingskull · 04.03.2008, 11:17 AM

I'd like to be cremated, and have my ashes thrown over the mountains by the sea in California. I like the idea of having that as my view for the rest of time. Even though, you know, i will be dead and dust.

04.03.2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

I'd like to be cremated, and have my ashes thrown over the mountains by the sea in California.

Me too. There's enough space being wasted hosting living beings without making the dead feel cosy too.

!@#$%! · 04.03.2008, 11:25 AM

cremation consumes a lot of energy though, and increases global warming. the mayas planted corn over their dead. double-tasty.

uhler · 04.03.2008, 11:30 AM

"it's not my imagination, but i have a gun to my back."

04.03.2008, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

cremation consumes a lot of energy though, and increases global warming. the mayas planted corn over their dead. double-tasty.

Humans that were full of shit while alive could be useful in all their fertilizing glory when they die. I can think of so many that could help making trees grow in the middle of a desert.

!@#$%! · 04.03.2008, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Humans that were full of shit while alive could be useful in all their fertilizing glory when they die. I can think of so many that could help making trees grow in the middle of a desert.

ha ha ha ha. yessss.

atsonicpark · 04.03.2008, 11:32 AM

Remember that kid in your class who brought in footage of his penis covered in a tea cozy while a clown covered in pancake-batter pointed (while laughing maniacally) at a photo of a stewardess with Down's Syndome and told the class it represented the duality of man's fear of death vs his fear of truly...I mean TRULY being....alive? Remember how you all beat the crap out of him in the parking lot after class on basic principle?

I was that kid. So I've already died. And my tombstone said, "PEPPERONI AND CHEESE."

mangajunky · 04.03.2008, 11:40 AM

no tombstone - but I'm leaving behind a lot of gay porn comics translated into English

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 04.03.2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl

no, don't be sad.
Im just wondering what you would like written on your tombstone when you die.
OR...
If you think you might be creamated, where would you like your ashes to be spread?

Just curoius...

"I tell you the truth, some who are standing here will not be tasting death for the eon before they see the kingdom of God."

davenotdead · 04.03.2008, 11:51 AM

incinerate .... incinerate ...

Rob Instigator · 04.03.2008, 11:52 AM

I changed my mind

I want my tombstone to read

"You were lying in a graveyard, well you were rotting away."

Everyneurotic · 04.03.2008, 12:04 PM

"puto el que lo lea"

04.03.2008, 10:30 AM	#1
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	no, don't be sad. Im just wondering what you would like written on your tombstone when you die. OR... If you think you might be creamated, where would you like your ashes to be spread? Just curoius...
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04.03.2008, 10:34 AM	#2
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm plan to be shot into the sun. tombstones are for suckers!
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04.03.2008, 10:35 AM	#3
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,968	My epitaph "Here lies Roberto Xavier Torres-Torres. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt." __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	I want my ashes to be turned into necklaces so everyone could wear them. I am being serious. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,560	cannibal barbeque! i promise to quit smoking and drinking coffee in advance. guests can shit me wherever they like.
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04.03.2008, 10:43 AM	#7
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	here lies jon quiet isnt it? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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04.03.2008, 10:56 AM	#8
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Maybe I could have my ashes put in little glass vials for ppl to wear. My kids could sell them on E-bay as the relics of St. Christine.
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04.03.2008, 11:17 AM	#9
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	I'd like to be cremated, and have my ashes thrown over the mountains by the sea in California. I like the idea of having that as my view for the rest of time. Even though, you know, i will be dead and dust.
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04.03.2008, 11:25 AM	#11
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,560	cremation consumes a lot of energy though, and increases global warming. the mayas planted corn over their dead. double-tasty.
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uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	"it's not my imagination, but i have a gun to my back."
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04.03.2008, 11:32 AM	#15
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Remember that kid in your class who brought in footage of his penis covered in a tea cozy while a clown covered in pancake-batter pointed (while laughing maniacally) at a photo of a stewardess with Down's Syndome and told the class it represented the duality of man's fear of death vs his fear of truly...I mean TRULY being....alive? Remember how you all beat the crap out of him in the parking lot after class on basic principle? I was that kid. So I've already died. And my tombstone said, "PEPPERONI AND CHEESE." __________________
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04.03.2008, 11:40 AM	#16
mangajunky expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Englewood, NJ Posts: 1,247	no tombstone - but I'm leaving behind a lot of gay porn comics translated into English __________________ -Franky Don't let yer meat loaf.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	incinerate .... incinerate ... __________________
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,968	I changed my mind I want my tombstone to read "You were lying in a graveyard, well you were rotting away." __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"puto el que lo lea" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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