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Old 11.10.2006, 02:17 AM   #1
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Capital of the porn industry.

Read all about it. I just wanted to all let you in our little secret.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Light_District_Video
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Old 11.10.2006, 02:21 AM   #2
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Old 11.10.2006, 02:35 AM   #3
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Yes you're welcome. I am honored, what sucks is we don't get a discount.
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Old 11.10.2006, 04:24 AM   #4
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i have been to the san ferando valley. there is supposed to be loads of it there.
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Old 11.10.2006, 04:29 AM   #5
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Il porno star arrives -
No English, no money.
Two things: a cock like a stallion and an iron will.

He becomes famous.
It's a kind of fame you can never understand -
full of cocaine and cosmetics, (????????) and prosthetics.
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Old 11.10.2006, 11:05 AM   #6
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but are you home to one of the 50 best retirement communities in america? i am!
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Old 11.10.2006, 11:10 AM   #7
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Retirement is not important. Yeah I know where all these porn shops are, it's funny we make fun of all these warehouses.
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Old 11.10.2006, 11:16 AM   #8
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we have a porn supercenter in daytona right next to the waffle house. i've always seen that as an eerily appropriate place for a porn shop.
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Old 11.10.2006, 11:58 AM   #9
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Come on, people need to take something to eat, especially when watching a movie.
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Old 11.10.2006, 08:16 PM   #10
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Old 11.11.2006, 03:39 PM   #11
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Old 11.11.2006, 09:57 PM   #12
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Old 11.11.2006, 10:00 PM   #13
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Fuck you, ni'k! You will not be the person to have the last post in everythread!
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Fuck you, ni'k! You will not be the person to have the last post in everythread!
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Old 11.11.2006, 11:59 PM   #17
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I want to have the last post.
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Old 11.12.2006, 12:56 PM   #18
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yesterday i was at my local branch of the mediamarkt (supposedly europe's biggest retailer for consumer electronics) and they even sell sex toys now... vibrators, massive dildos, you name it. anything that has batteries in it; right next to other "typical women's products" like ladyshaves, weight scales and all kinds of fitness machines (treadmills, etc).

i've investigated on the matter and it apears even the largest record store chain in holland now sells sex products. i hadn't noticed yet, because i never go there. several drugstores now have them too. the marketing idea behind it is that there's a large market for women's sex toys, but that women aren't going to porn stores because they're grossed out by them. i suppose it's good that the taboo is wearing off now, but i can't really imagine many women buying a dildo while there neigbour's in the same checkout line with a bottle of shampoo and an aftershave. or people dropping by the record store for the latest justin timberlake cd and a pocket rocket.
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Old 11.12.2006, 12:59 PM   #19
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We have those here as well but Tower Records is going out of bussiness. That was the only store that was set up like that.
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Old 11.12.2006, 01:24 PM   #20
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they're not going out of business because of the sex toys i hope?
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