Moral Dilemma

Pookie · 02.21.2010, 05:33 PM

My daughter has lost her two front teeth. She swallowed one but has the other under her pillow right now so that the Tooth Fairy can take it tonight.

Obviously the Tooth Fairy knows that she has lost two teeth and will pay her accordingly. However the "Tooth Fairy" gave his last £1.50 to a dejected looking man on his way home tonight and so has no change to put under said pillow.

So does the "Tooth Fairy" borrow some money from a little girl's piggy bank or let the little girl suffer the disappointment of not having a visit from the "Tooth Fairy" and possibly losing faith in his existence?

Obviously she will come to realise that all of the fairy tale characters she currently believes in are fictional (unicorns, fairies, god etc) so perhaps this is a good place to start?

Obviously I will pay no heed to anything you say because I'm not stupid and have six years of parenting experience to fall back on but it would be interesting to hear the stupid things some of you will inevitably say.

knox · 02.21.2010, 05:36 PM

i would steal some money and blame the tooth fairy.
then she can learn something about humanity already.
even tho the tooth fairy is not human, yet.

Kannibal · 02.21.2010, 05:38 PM

piggy bank of course.

ni'k · 02.21.2010, 05:45 PM

go out and kill a fairy, and then put its mangled body in the gap seperating the window from the frame and close the window.

Glice · 02.21.2010, 05:54 PM

Give her a sonic youth record!!!1one soniklife!oneeleven

Genteel Death · 02.21.2010, 06:00 PM

Does she need the change in her piggy bank first thing in the morning?

EVOLghost · 02.21.2010, 06:03 PM

Just leave the tooth under her pillow.....or an IOU

floatingslowly · 02.21.2010, 06:06 PM

I would kindly explain to her that "in these hard times" the "tooth fairy" has been replaced by the "tooth witch". you can then promptly bury the tooth to prevent said witch from flying by.

knox · 02.21.2010, 06:08 PM

you're not throwing the tooth away are you? can i have it?

floatingslowly · 02.21.2010, 06:08 PM

if it were me, I'd make sure that the child had a healthy respect for swallowing teeth by "keeping an eye out for the tooth witch".

pbradley · 02.21.2010, 06:16 PM

Have the tooth fairy write a letter about how the current finances have had a negative impact upon his trade and assure that, once alternative funding has been secured, she will receive her owed sum.

Then put money under her pillow when you have the money.

Pookie · 02.21.2010, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

you're not throwing the tooth away are you? can i have it?

No but you can have mine when they start falling out.

demonrail666 · 02.21.2010, 06:51 PM

write her a cheque

Pookie · 02.21.2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

write her a cheque

Who the fuck uses cheques these days? I don't even have a cheque book anymore

knox · 02.21.2010, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie

No but you can have mine when they start falling out.

is it a promise? thank you.

floatingslowly · 02.21.2010, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie

Who the fuck uses cheques these days? I don't even have a cheque book anymore

do you accept paypal?

jon boy · 02.21.2010, 08:21 PM

go buy something to get some change you tool.

floatingslowly · 02.21.2010, 08:31 PM

these are hard times. so don't call him a tool, wrenchmouth.

automatic bzooty · 02.21.2010, 09:15 PM

debit swipe pillow?

jon boy · 02.21.2010, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

these are hard times. so don't call him a tool, wrenchmouth.

too much cocaine?

02.21.2010, 05:33 PM	#1
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	My daughter has lost her two front teeth. She swallowed one but has the other under her pillow right now so that the Tooth Fairy can take it tonight. Obviously the Tooth Fairy knows that she has lost two teeth and will pay her accordingly. However the "Tooth Fairy" gave his last £1.50 to a dejected looking man on his way home tonight and so has no change to put under said pillow. So does the "Tooth Fairy" borrow some money from a little girl's piggy bank or let the little girl suffer the disappointment of not having a visit from the "Tooth Fairy" and possibly losing faith in his existence? Obviously she will come to realise that all of the fairy tale characters she currently believes in are fictional (unicorns, fairies, god etc) so perhaps this is a good place to start? Obviously I will pay no heed to anything you say because I'm not stupid and have six years of parenting experience to fall back on but it would be interesting to hear the stupid things some of you will inevitably say.
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02.21.2010, 05:36 PM	#2
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	i would steal some money and blame the tooth fairy. then she can learn something about humanity already. even tho the tooth fairy is not human, yet. __________________
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02.21.2010, 05:38 PM	#3
Kannibal children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 305	piggy bank of course.
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02.21.2010, 05:45 PM	#4
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	go out and kill a fairy, and then put its mangled body in the gap seperating the window from the frame and close the window.
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Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Does she need the change in her piggy bank first thing in the morning?
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02.21.2010, 06:03 PM	#7
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Just leave the tooth under her pillow.....or an IOU
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02.21.2010, 06:06 PM	#8
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I would kindly explain to her that "in these hard times" the "tooth fairy" has been replaced by the "tooth witch". you can then promptly bury the tooth to prevent said witch from flying by.
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02.21.2010, 06:08 PM	#9
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	you're not throwing the tooth away are you? can i have it? __________________
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Have the tooth fairy write a letter about how the current finances have had a negative impact upon his trade and assure that, once alternative funding has been secured, she will receive her owed sum. Then put money under her pillow when you have the money.
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02.21.2010, 06:51 PM	#13
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	write her a cheque
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	go buy something to get some change you tool. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	these are hard times. so don't call him a tool, wrenchmouth.
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02.21.2010, 09:15 PM	#19
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	debit swipe pillow?
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