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Old 02.21.2010, 05:33 PM   #1
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My daughter has lost her two front teeth. She swallowed one but has the other under her pillow right now so that the Tooth Fairy can take it tonight.

Obviously the Tooth Fairy knows that she has lost two teeth and will pay her accordingly. However the "Tooth Fairy" gave his last £1.50 to a dejected looking man on his way home tonight and so has no change to put under said pillow.

So does the "Tooth Fairy" borrow some money from a little girl's piggy bank or let the little girl suffer the disappointment of not having a visit from the "Tooth Fairy" and possibly losing faith in his existence?

Obviously she will come to realise that all of the fairy tale characters she currently believes in are fictional (unicorns, fairies, god etc) so perhaps this is a good place to start?

Obviously I will pay no heed to anything you say because I'm not stupid and have six years of parenting experience to fall back on but it would be interesting to hear the stupid things some of you will inevitably say.



 
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Old 02.21.2010, 05:36 PM   #2
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i would steal some money and blame the tooth fairy.
then she can learn something about humanity already.
even tho the tooth fairy is not human, yet.
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Old 02.21.2010, 05:38 PM   #3
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piggy bank of course.
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Old 02.21.2010, 05:45 PM   #4
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go out and kill a fairy, and then put its mangled body in the gap seperating the window from the frame and close the window.
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Old 02.21.2010, 05:54 PM   #5
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Old 02.21.2010, 06:00 PM   #6
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Does she need the change in her piggy bank first thing in the morning?
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Old 02.21.2010, 06:03 PM   #7
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Just leave the tooth under her pillow.....or an IOU
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Old 02.21.2010, 06:06 PM   #8
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I would kindly explain to her that "in these hard times" the "tooth fairy" has been replaced by the "tooth witch". you can then promptly bury the tooth to prevent said witch from flying by.
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Old 02.21.2010, 06:08 PM   #9
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you're not throwing the tooth away are you? can i have it?
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Old 02.21.2010, 06:08 PM   #10
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if it were me, I'd make sure that the child had a healthy respect for swallowing teeth by "keeping an eye out for the tooth witch".
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Old 02.21.2010, 06:16 PM   #11
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Have the tooth fairy write a letter about how the current finances have had a negative impact upon his trade and assure that, once alternative funding has been secured, she will receive her owed sum.

Then put money under her pillow when you have the money.
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Old 02.21.2010, 06:49 PM   #12
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you're not throwing the tooth away are you? can i have it?
No but you can have mine when they start falling out.
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Old 02.21.2010, 06:51 PM   #13
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write her a cheque
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Old 02.21.2010, 06:53 PM   #14
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write her a cheque
Who the fuck uses cheques these days? I don't even have a cheque book anymore
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Old 02.21.2010, 06:55 PM   #15
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No but you can have mine when they start falling out.

is it a promise? thank you.
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Old 02.21.2010, 07:24 PM   #16
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Who the fuck uses cheques these days? I don't even have a cheque book anymore

do you accept paypal?
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Old 02.21.2010, 08:21 PM   #17
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go buy something to get some change you tool.
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Old 02.21.2010, 08:31 PM   #18
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these are hard times. so don't call him a tool, wrenchmouth.
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Old 02.21.2010, 09:15 PM   #19
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debit swipe pillow?
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Old 02.21.2010, 10:06 PM   #20
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these are hard times. so don't call him a tool, wrenchmouth.

too much cocaine?
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