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With joy and ease! Whenever the mood strikes! |
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20 | 52.63% |
Like clockwork. With discipline. |
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9 | 23.68% |
Randomly! Explosively! I'm constantly under attack! |
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4 | 10.53% |
Rarely, and with great effort. Oh, what a pain in the ass! |
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2 | 5.26% |
Me?? Never!! |
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2 | 5.26% |
Other (please explain) |
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3 | 7.89% |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll |
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#1 |
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Here's my "contribution" to the recent series of pointless polls. Please vote, and add to the pile!
(it's my first poll. pardon if it comes out runny...) Edit: 2nd option should read "Like clockwork. With discipline. Business is business." (please answer accordingly) see, i left a chunk behind... |
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like clockwork man. but recently this medicine makes its not so clockwork. felt like I was fuckin' gettin raped yesterday!
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i don't shit
i don't know how to do it
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Quote:
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Other: Of varying consistency, dependant upon diet/ alcohol intake; sometimes joyously, often painfully, most frequently with a mix of pleasure and confusion at pissing rusty water.
Hail the pointless poll!
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Lactose intolerency really isn't a good thing. Especially if your addicted to milk choclolate.
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With flair and panache, whenever it seems appropriate - self discipline, my boy, self discipline.
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With joy and ease!
I like the act of defecating. I can sit comfortably on the toilet and read a newspaper/magazine/comic book or study.
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Quite right. I always feel that, unless you've got some kind of unfortunate medical problem, the two times your most relaxed is in bed and on the toilet - so what better time to read and learn? We have a dozen carefully selected books in our bathroom.
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I'm into AMBM's.
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With Joy and ease!
(who knew I could be this excited about it!?) |
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I don't.
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I shit with eerie regularity - every morning, right after I go for a run. I'm so unerringly regular, they're considering setting Big Ben by my bowel movements.
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Standing Up.
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wow
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ha ha , oh god i nearly shit myself laughing at that one... classic!
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oh dear what have we become?
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Im like a machine, every single morning, it kills me because my dad is the same way, and when I was a little kid I vowed not to be like that.......
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I never touch the toilet seat while doing it, maybe with my hands but never with my ass - for fear of 'things' that could hurt my perineum.
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