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Okay, so I went out with this chick last night, since me and my girlfriend of 7 years is on a "break"/"Vacation from each other", whatever that means, and she urged me to see other people and so on, because she's going to apparently "see other people". Long story. So, naturally, I picked a girl who looks pretty damn close to her (short hair, brunette, vaguely French-canadian weird face, short, well endowed, cute baby fat), and is interested in a lot of the same shit, and we had a good time, you know, whatever. I'd known her for years but we'd never really hung out before.
Anyway, at one point, I noticed how cool her shoes were (they were, like, black and white but designed like a flannel shirt) and she took them off and was like "Feel how soft they are!" I felt the inside and it felt like rabbit's fur (it wasn't). Anyway, I must have felt them/admired them too long because she started giggling and I said "What?" And she's like "You like my shoes that much?" and I was like "Oh.. um.. oh..", sort of embarassed but goodnatured. I handed them back to her and I noticed she had the most beautiful feet I had ever seen. So, naturally, I said, "Oh.. uh.. yeah.. your shoes are cool.. haha.. I kinda have a foot fetish, actually.. uhhh.." and she said, "Really? That's awesome!" And I'm like, "Oh? Really? You don't think that's weird? Because most girls I've been with seem to find it a little strange, and one of my good friends calls me 'Tarantino'..." Haha. And she said, "No! That's so cool!" And I think I fell in love. With her feet. |
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update when you've jizzed on her toes.
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SAW?
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I will make a new thread, "So my girlfriend just shoved her feet up my butt..." |
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bizarre coincidence but this weekend, at a party, a woman asked me to photograph her feet (true story). i took a few pictures.
the thing is, i am not crazy about feet at all, but i do have a thing for certain women's voices. they can drive me nuts with desire. feet, whatever. anyway the thing is maybe you could make a video starring her feet. not for mass consumption but private contemplation, unless of course she demands you go on youtube with it. |
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haha.
Well, I like boots, and I like knee high socks but you know, I think everyone does. I think it takes a special someone to truely appreciate feet. My last girlfriend, I regularly gave her hour long foot massages. I clipped her toenails, painted them, washed them, moistured them, sucked on them. Haha. She was just like, "Hmmm!" and listened to music. It was... I miss that. |
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haha! my boyfriend likes sucking on my feet/toes but I only let him sometimes. It tickles way too much, and I have a tickle phobia, I cry. seriously. ![]()
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wikipedia claming that feet are "otherwise non-sexual" how is that? you see them all the time when you put her legs up on your shoulders-- they are right there, in your hands, right on your face during 69-- how on earth are they not sexual? they are taking part in sex all the time! |
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On a girl, they are like whiskers on a cat, and can be her most important asset.
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Glen or Glenda ftw
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That's fucking brilliant. I will do that. I am currently coming up with ideas for my 4th film, tentatively titled plug, which is about a guy who becomes obsessed with the idea of cords plugging into sockets on walls, and I could probably definitely put a good 3 minute scene of her feet in the middle with beautiful music playing.. |
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WOW! Very good! I actually almost completely quoted that scene "I must have admired it too long because..." |
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Actually, lemme add to that, I think me and Ed Wood have a lot in common, on many levels. I've always felt like I'm somehow spiritually linked with him, in some way... for example, I like to wear women's clothing, and he was also the fastest typer in his school. I actually own every movie Ed Wood's ever been involved in, and I really enjoy all of them. |
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ha ha ha ha haaa with the knees bent! |
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better. I still think something else should be "right on your face", but I get what you mean ![]() you freaky apeman.
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this is so true. At least, with girls I know knew knaouw.
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ha ha ha-- i was just making the point, you know, the feet are not some faraway land! |
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