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Old 10.27.2006, 11:15 AM   #1
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Yay! A space for all the sober people!

Extoll us with the virtues of the straight-edge lifestyle!
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Old 10.27.2006, 11:20 AM   #2
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Um?......................*leaves the thread in a hurry*
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Old 10.27.2006, 11:31 AM   #3
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Intellivision! You're here!

Normally you arrive about two hours earlier than this, I was getting worried about you.
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Old 10.27.2006, 11:48 AM   #4
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Intellivision, you're driving me to drink....
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Old 05.28.2007, 12:14 AM   #5
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Me conduire pour boire de l'absinthe et je toujours apprécierai la bonté de cela.

Oh peut-être je serai obligé à être sobre si postant ici?
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Old 05.28.2007, 12:46 AM   #6
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Old 05.28.2007, 05:16 AM   #7
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i don't drink alcohol. got some healthy liver here.
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Old 05.28.2007, 06:10 AM   #8
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I do drink the alcohol. In fact, thanks to over-imbibing last night at a gig in Kings Cross, I have a bit of a hangover. Still, musn't grumble, that's the British way, don't you know.
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Old 05.28.2007, 06:15 AM   #9
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To drink the alcohol is to laugh in the face of death and to lick one's lips at the sight of a nice juicy doner kebab with extra chilli sauce.
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Old 05.28.2007, 06:23 AM   #10
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I'm typing this while sober.
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Old 05.28.2007, 06:42 AM   #11
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INSTRUCTIONS
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NOTE:
Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes they send you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a service and should the AMA, FDA, or some other Government Agency question you, you can provide them with this proof!
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10. Jesse Helms 20840 Tobacco Mercenary Street Lung Cancer Hacks., VA 48038
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Please send a copy of this letter along with the enclosed letter so together we can convince people who are skeptical that it really works!
Good Luck,
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Old 05.28.2007, 06:52 AM   #12
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Oh, man, I am SO sober right now.

I'm gonna go and have a glass of water.
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Old 05.28.2007, 07:23 AM   #13
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Oh, man, I am SO sober right now.

I'm gonna go and have a glass of water.

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Old 05.28.2007, 07:26 AM   #14
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And its counterpart, L0LMOBIL.
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Old 05.28.2007, 07:27 AM   #15
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Old 05.28.2007, 07:29 AM   #16
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Old 05.28.2007, 07:49 AM   #17
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Yay! A space for all the sober people!

Extoll us with the virtues of the straight-edge lifestyle!
It's for you :
http://www.straightedgelifestyle.com/
enjoy !
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Old 05.28.2007, 07:59 AM   #18
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Old 05.28.2007, 08:06 AM   #19
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... cause of his straight-edge lifestyle.
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Old 05.28.2007, 08:25 AM   #20
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... cause of his straight-edge lifestyle.

cause of his sober lifestyle.
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