The Darkness Is Spreading

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:21 PM

The End Is Near. I Will Fuck You In Your Sleep. For I Am Villain Bird!

No Matter How Wise, I Shall Turn Advice Dog And Wisdom Cat To The Dark Side!

Who Will Join Me There Is No Escape!

terriblecanyons · 08.03.2008, 05:21 PM

This is becoming tedious.

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:23 PM

You are becoming Tedious!

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:23 PM

The board will not allow me to show my face...hmmm

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:23 PM

ALL in good time I suppose!

MellySingsDoom · 08.03.2008, 05:24 PM

Dear Villian Bird

Do Villian Birds taste good when slow roasted with winter vegetables?

Yours a bit hungry now

MellySingsDoom

Cantankerous · 08.03.2008, 05:24 PM

who the fuck are YOU, man?

MellySingsDoom · 08.03.2008, 05:25 PM

Who, me? I'm MellySingsDoom, famous for having a big nose and bad teeth. And liking the Ting Tings. Care for a glass of wine? *passes glass over*

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:25 PM

Tell me why my picture deletes it'self and I will show my face!

I taste good! Very good! Just ask your lover! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Catch me if you can!

terriblecanyons · 08.03.2008, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Villain Bird

The board will not allow me to show my face...hmmm

Your face is tedious.

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:26 PM

This is severely ruining my grand enterance! I may have to just KILL advice dog and wisdom cat if I do not get to reveal myself in proper, theatrical TIMING!

FUCK!

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:26 PM

Cantankerous · 08.03.2008, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Who, me? I'm MellySingsDoom, famous for having a big nose and bad teeth. And liking the Ting Tings. Care for a glass of wine? *passes glass over*

naw, this villain bird bloke

i would care for a glass of wine though. actually make that six glasses.

Cantankerous · 08.03.2008, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Villain Bird

dear villain bird

why do you suck ass at MS paint?

regards
c

terriblecanyons · 08.03.2008, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Who, me? I'm MellySingsDoom, famous for having a big nose and bad teeth. And liking the Ting Tings. Care for a glass of wine? *passes glass over*

EW NO YOU LIKE THE TING TINGS?! And here I was about confess my undying love for you.

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:28 PM

SQUAK SQWUAK! TWEET TWEET! FUCKING CHIRP CHIRP LIKE A JERK!

MWUAHAHAHAHHAAAAA

MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

BAHHHHWWWWRRRHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*poop*

....damnit...I hate it when I shit myself...

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:28 PM

I Had To Use My Fucking Wings!

I Don"t Have Hands Or Paws!

terriblecanyons · 08.03.2008, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Villain Bird

SQUAK SQWUAK! TWEET TWEET! FUCKING CHIRP CHIRP LIKE A JERK!

MWUAHAHAHAHHAAAAA

MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

BAHHHHWWWWRRRHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*poop*

....damnit...I hate it when I shit myself...

Dear villain bird:
What's it like having to live amongst your own feces?
Much love,
terriblecanyons

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:32 PM

Why don't you ask Advice Dog how is SHIT TASTES! or why Wisdom Cat Sleeps in his! HA!

I WILL SHIT ON YOU NEXT TIME I FLY BY! IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!!

ON YR FACE!!!!!

BAWWWWWWWWWWWK HAHA!

terriblecanyons · 08.03.2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Villain Bird

Why don't you ask Advice Dog how is SHIT TASTES! or why Wisdom Cat Sleeps in his! HA!

I WILL SHIT ON YOU NEXT TIME I FLY BY! IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!!

ON YR FACE!!!!!

BAWWWWWWWWWWWK HAHA!

Too bad I never leave the house, or open any doors. Looks like you're gonna have to pick the lock with your teeth then figure out how to get the door open...

08.03.2008, 05:21 PM	#1
Villain Bird little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 95	The End Is Near. I Will Fuck You In Your Sleep. For I Am Villain Bird! No Matter How Wise, I Shall Turn Advice Dog And Wisdom Cat To The Dark Side! Who Will Join Me There Is No Escape!
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	This is becoming tedious.
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08.03.2008, 05:23 PM	#3
Villain Bird little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 95	You are becoming Tedious!
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08.03.2008, 05:23 PM	#4
Villain Bird little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 95	The board will not allow me to show my face...hmmm
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08.03.2008, 05:23 PM	#5
Villain Bird little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 95	ALL in good time I suppose!
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08.03.2008, 05:24 PM	#6
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Dear Villian Bird Do Villian Birds taste good when slow roasted with winter vegetables? Yours a bit hungry now MellySingsDoom __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	who the fuck are YOU, man? __________________ RETIRED
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08.03.2008, 05:25 PM	#8
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Who, me? I'm MellySingsDoom, famous for having a big nose and bad teeth. And liking the Ting Tings. Care for a glass of wine? passes glass over __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.03.2008, 05:26 PM	#11
Villain Bird little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 95	This is severely ruining my grand enterance! I may have to just KILL advice dog and wisdom cat if I do not get to reveal myself in proper, theatrical TIMING! FUCK!
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08.03.2008, 05:28 PM	#16
Villain Bird little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 95	SQUAK SQWUAK! TWEET TWEET! FUCKING CHIRP CHIRP LIKE A JERK! MWUAHAHAHAHHAAAAA MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BAHHHHWWWWRRRHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poop ....damnit...I hate it when I shit myself...
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08.03.2008, 05:32 PM	#19
Villain Bird little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 95	Why don't you ask Advice Dog how is SHIT TASTES! or why Wisdom Cat Sleeps in his! HA! I WILL SHIT ON YOU NEXT TIME I FLY BY! IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!! ON YR FACE!!!!! BAWWWWWWWWWWWK HAHA!
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