As I type this

Anngella · 03.19.2008, 08:08 PM

I am defecating. Laptops rule.
Does anyone else partake in the awesome passtime of shit-surfing?

ALIEN ANAL · 03.19.2008, 08:09 PM

haha
hmm, if i poop i poop pretty quickly so no need for a laptop or book for me

Anngella · 03.19.2008, 08:11 PM

It always takes me awhile for some reason. I probably have cancer or something.
Tiger (felis catus) is sitting on the bathroom sink watching me.

ALIEN ANAL · 03.19.2008, 08:13 PM

i wonder what complaints this thread will get
im sure it wont be anything new

uhler · 03.19.2008, 08:23 PM

i like to read thrasher while i poo.

!@#$%! · 03.19.2008, 08:41 PM

very joycean.

is your last name bloom?

ps- something stinks

gmku · 03.19.2008, 08:42 PM

When I poop, I just poop. When I'm here, I'm just here.

Zen pooping. Zen typing.

!@#$%! · 03.19.2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

When I poop, I just poop. When I'm here, I'm just here.

Zen pooping. Zen typing.

wow.

very zen.

pbradley · 03.19.2008, 08:50 PM

I have a book on the philosophy of James Bond in my bathroom. I've read it over time and again but I always glance over it while dropping the kids off at the pool.

StevOK · 03.19.2008, 08:50 PM

When I poop I study geography with my shower curtain that has a map of the world on it.

ALIEN ANAL · 03.19.2008, 08:51 PM

thats a great shower curtain

val-holla-ing · 03.19.2008, 09:11 PM

i usually bring my laptop in, yes.

floatingslowly · 03.19.2008, 09:21 PM

although I have the technical abilty to do so, I would not wish to have floating poo particles touching my touchscreen.

no way, josé.

davenotdead · 03.19.2008, 09:52 PM

i usually have to hold myself down... i probably have a strong sphincter or something... shoots those turds out real quick

!@#$%! · 03.19.2008, 10:36 PM

just please dont talk on the phone while crapping. so very wrong.

EMMAh · 03.19.2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StevOK

When I poop I study geography with my shower curtain that has a map of the world on it.

That's awesome. I don't like how it's black though, it would be better blue. But they seem to have made a lot of the countries blue...

StevOK · 03.19.2008, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

That's awesome. I don't like how it's black though, it would be better blue. But they seem to have made a lot of the countries blue...

It's clear. We have a very dark blue curtain behind it. All inland bodies of water are blue.

pbradley · 03.19.2008, 11:06 PM

val-holla-ing · 03.19.2008, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

just please dont talk on the phone while crapping. so very wrong.

That's where I draw the line. That's just tacky.

Sonic Youth 37 · 03.19.2008, 11:18 PM

I'm suddenly frightened by the sheer volume of what I read on the internet being written while on the toilet. That really is something I wish I could not think about.

Edit: What a waste of a 1,000th post.

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03.19.2008, 08:08 PM	#1
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Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	It always takes me awhile for some reason. I probably have cancer or something. Tiger (felis catus) is sitting on the bathroom sink watching me. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	i like to read thrasher while i poo.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	very joycean. is your last name bloom? ps- something stinks
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I have a book on the philosophy of James Bond in my bathroom. I've read it over time and again but I always glance over it while dropping the kids off at the pool.
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	thats a great shower curtain __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	just please dont talk on the phone while crapping. so very wrong.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I'm suddenly frightened by the sheer volume of what I read on the internet being written while on the toilet. That really is something I wish I could not think about. Edit: What a waste of a 1,000th post. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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