08.02.2008, 11:21 PM | #1 |
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08.02.2008, 11:23 PM | #2 |
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At what?
I've ate out 4 girls and I can always make them squirt. So, I think I'm really good at oral sex. I don't think I'm good at fucking really.. I don't enjoy doing it and I'm not really into it. But giving oral sex, I'm very skilled. I can type 149 words per minute. I can play guitar okay... and I can program okay when I want to. Otherwise, I don't think I'm exceptionally talented in anything. Also, I can't do a few things most people can. I can't swim or blow bubblegum bubbles or hula hoop for example. |
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08.02.2008, 11:24 PM | #3 |
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I'm naturely a bit talented at most things, but I'm not talented enough at anything for it to matter.
Which, if you think about it, is a pretty clever way of saying I'm too fucking lazy to put effort into talent. |
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08.02.2008, 11:25 PM | #4 |
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I'm experienced.
Not necessarily stoned but beautiful. (props to anyone who gets the reference) |
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08.02.2008, 11:26 PM | #5 |
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But no really, I'm a bit of both I think.
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Whoo, more Hendrix.
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08.02.2008, 11:43 PM | #8 |
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Both.
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Yeah, you may be good because you're making them climax, but whether a girl 'squirts' or not has more to do with how her body functions. I don't earn any money for my talents, so maybe I'm without.
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08.03.2008, 12:04 AM | #10 |
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I'm not very experienced to be honest, only been with a few gals, but the way they reacted and talked to their friends, they thought I was a manwhore (inagoodway) so yes, I'm talented.
At music i'm gifted but I had to work to get decent, I sucked when I first started, hard core. If this is about music, I think everyone has the inner spark they just haven't had the 'moment' needed to light the 'inner' wick, or just too lazy to seek it. I sought out the right circumstances and my head blew up. I get it now. If this is about sex, just do it. If this is about anything else...what else is there besides music and sex? |
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I get them to climax but it takes something a little more to make most girls squirt. Not one chick I was with though, she was a squirtin' machine. |
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08.03.2008, 04:04 AM | #12 |
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I have a "talent" for making of an arse of myself in public. Does that count?
As for experience, well, I won't bore you with my fumblings with other gays, but needless to say it's ususally been fun. I can play rhythm guitar prety damn well, but my lead guitar is hopeless. Can play bass too.
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08.03.2008, 05:04 AM | #13 |
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This is a question for mere mortals. Sorry that I am unable incapable of answering it.
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08.03.2008, 06:39 AM | #14 |
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sex: mmmm i've had issues. I really sucked at fucking (wahhaha) when i started (that's between age 16 and 19). I thought the girls i was going out with were so beautiful i didn't deserve them i a way. I was just intimidated everytime i guess, was weird. Most seemed ok with my ways but I DID kind of lose a girlfriend because i wasn't good enough. which is the top of unawesomeness ... Don't start saying she was a bitch cuz she just wanted sex cuz it's not true but anyways , i was that bad with that one because i was so blown away by her sheer beauty that i failed at being confident enough to satisfy her, that was a bummed and made me really feel like a loser, which i was actually at the time.
Then with long term relationships i started to be A LOT more confident? so i kind of pleased quite a few asses.... Now, with a child and all, sexuality tends to become something of a possible option from time to time, it's lame but that's what it is... libido comes and goes and usually both of us aren't in it at the same time, so meh MUSIC: i can play rhythm gtr ok, i have my ways, i can't read music cuz i was too lazy to learn but i def will when i'm more mmmm focused i guess. It's just better when you have to play with skilled musicians who can write the music on paper, useful. i used to be a not superskilled, but pretty mean drummer in a jesus lizard, shellac kind of way. I haven't really played drums for 5 years now so u lose it when then i gotta be physically trained and mmm powerful to play consistently, and i lack physical training for sure. can do arrangements on piano but meh, i'm ok at what i do,meaning i can more or less play all the ideas i have in my head so i satsisfy myself this way it's good, need more personal spare time and some gear to get to where i want to go but hey that's a good project i have for the mid-term future. other: mmm i'm quite good at teaching / learning which is my job so hey i can take care of kid allright which is good also. I can concnetrate on simethig i can't do and learn it and do it myself which pleases me always, like gardening, doing stuff round the house. that's satisfying. And i'm also good at trying to find solutions for issues that i have but i do fail often. but get tto do what i had mind most often, i can convince people that would i say will work or is THE option. whatever, interesting question |
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Sex is not a talent, you flash idiots.
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but i can't articulate ideas and TYPE when stoned.
visibly. sorry. |
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