i will give you 50 dollahs!

girlgun · 10.09.2007, 04:57 PM

if you make the neighbor-dog stop barking.

any takers?

SynthethicalY · 10.09.2007, 04:58 PM

Hit it hard with a a shovel.

girlgun · 10.09.2007, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Hit it hard with a a shovel.

if only

i need someone else. i said i'd PAY!

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.09.2007, 04:59 PM

that's mad bootleg

girlgun · 10.09.2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

that's mad bootleg

you're relatively close. BE A MAN!

SynthethicalY · 10.09.2007, 05:00 PM

Hire an illegal immigrant.

floatingslowly · 10.09.2007, 05:01 PM

I almost tossed a brick at the bitch this morning.

I might have really done it if I'd known there was a bounty.

PS: maybe YOU should say something. *I* am too nice.

ThePits · 10.09.2007, 05:14 PM

Throw it some laxative chocolate and watch its shit itself to death

SynthethicalY · 10.09.2007, 05:15 PM

Best plan ever^^^

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 10.09.2007, 05:41 PM

may I recommend patience as a virtue? dogs bark. it sucks, I know. welcome to a world of 7 billion people who will always do things you cant stand...
buddhists first noble truth, life is suffering...

Danny Himself · 10.09.2007, 05:41 PM

American dollars? Not worth moving for!

girlgun · 10.09.2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

may I recommend patience as a virtue? dogs bark. it sucks, I know. welcome to a world of 7 billion people who will always do things you cant stand...
buddhists first noble truth, life is suffering...

they've lived there for 6-8 months! they're breeding bull terriers! i own this house. they rent. he just came outside and told that bitch "to get yo ass down" (she stands on top of a car to look over the fence to get as close as possible to us).

dismissed!!!!

girlgun · 10.09.2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

American dollars? Not worth moving for!

ha! i hear that's the equivalent of 50 canadian dollars now!

!@#$%! · 10.09.2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

they've lived there for 6-8 months! they're breeding bull terriers! i own this house. they rent. he just came outside and told that bitch "to get yo ass down" (she stands on top of a car to look over the fence to get as close as possible to us).

dismissed!!!!

there's gotta be a municipal ordinance about nuisance animals.

if that fails, i told your husband to roll up some ground glass with some ground beef.

alternatively, use rat poison.

guaranteed effective if use under cover of darkness.

--

ps - how many dogs?

floatingslowly · 10.09.2007, 06:25 PM

there are three dogs now.

the lil' bitch is the worst though.

and yeah, I could call the cops, but that seems lame. I really like the guy who owns the dogs.

SHE needs to go say something. she's much better at bitching than I am.

I'm prone to respond "ok, that's cool" where she would say "oh, no fucking way".

!@#$%! · 10.09.2007, 06:28 PM

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 10.09.2007, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun

i own this house. they rent. he just came outside and told that bitch "to get yo ass down" (she stands on top of a car to look over the fence to get as close as possible to us).

dismissed!!!!

do I detect strong sense of cheuvenism spiced with a hint of racism?

further, what does it matter if he rents and you "own", it doesn't really solve the problem of dogs barking does it?

floatingslowly · 10.09.2007, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

sense of cheuvenism

yr like some sort of fuckin' mentalist!!

!@#$%! · 10.09.2007, 06:49 PM

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

floatingslowly · 10.09.2007, 06:49 PM

I was going to go with Mentat, but I didn't think he'd "get it".

be right back, time to milk the cat.

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