How to seduce a Hipster (SY related)

Moshe · 07.27.2009, 02:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyuMXCk0Es

jerf · 07.27.2009, 02:22 AM

note to self... rename all celine dion on ipod...

greenlight · 07.27.2009, 02:49 AM

what the fuck...

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 02:54 AM

I didn't watch the video as I already know the answer:

Whip out your dick. Make a line of coke along your dick. Say "Hey, come do this line of coke off of my dick." Done.

Satan · 07.27.2009, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

I didn't watch the video as I already know the answer:

Whip out your dick. Make a line of coke along your dick. Say "Hey, come do this line of coke off of my dick." Done.

this reminds me how pissed i am that the beatrice is in fucking shutdown mode

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 03:04 AM

There's a world of coke out there. And countless dicks to host said coke. And countless venues to host said dicks hosting said coke. And countless 'DJs' that have iPods loaded with MGMT.

Satan · 07.27.2009, 03:07 AM

"there's a world of coke out there"

truth.

time for me to clean up the kitchen and go to bed.

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

time for me to clean up the kitchen and go to bed.

That's the most tenuous coke metaphor I've ever heard.

Trasher02 · 07.27.2009, 04:32 AM

"Husker Duh"
-"Husker Dü!"
"Oh, erhm, Husker Dü!"

Anngella · 07.27.2009, 05:24 AM

Nobody likes this CRAP.

barnaclelapse · 07.27.2009, 09:01 AM

That kitten looks like it's done a little blow.

max · 07.27.2009, 01:35 PM

wonderful linkage.

automatic bzooty · 07.27.2009, 02:01 PM

"... pretentious music like the Velvet Underground and Sonic Youth."
"No one really likes that crap!"

Ahahaha... ha... ):

notyourfiend · 07.27.2009, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

I didn't watch the video as I already know the answer:

Whip out your dick. Make a line of coke along your dick. Say "Hey, come do this line of coke off of my dick." Done.

there was actually a nyc hipster-adored artist named Dash Snow who was taking pictures of that and getting famous for nothing a few years back...obnoxious east village child of a filthy rich Hamptons art family...

EDIT: i was wiki-ing him and learned that he just died from an overdose....woops?

Satan · 07.27.2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

there was actually a nyc hipster-adored artist named Dash Snow who was taking pictures of that and getting famous for nothing a few years back...obnoxious east village child of a filthy rich Hamptons art family...

EDIT: i was wiki-ing him and learned that he just died from an overdose....woops?

i have tears. thank you.

Anngella · 07.27.2009, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by barnaclelapse

That kitten looks like it's done a little blow.

I KNOW it's the cutest kitten I've ever seen ever.

samuel · 07.27.2009, 05:48 PM

It's becoming hip and pretentious to acknowledge and call out Sonic Youth as being hip and pretentious. I'm over it.

deflinus · 07.27.2009, 10:59 PM

haha my friend showed me this link just because he knew i like sonic youth. i found it pretty funny, and very true. not the sonic youth-bashing, but everything else.

it's so fucking hip to hate your favorite band. why the hell do hipsters do that?

DanielCarlson · 07.28.2009, 01:43 PM

Haha, I found it to be rather funny. Even though I listen a lot to Sonic Youth, The Velvet Underground, Yo La Tengo and Husker Dü (or at least I say I do

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Moshe Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,889	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyuMXCk0Es
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amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I didn't watch the video as I already know the answer: Whip out your dick. Make a line of coke along your dick. Say "Hey, come do this line of coke off of my dick." Done. __________________
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amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	There's a world of coke out there. And countless dicks to host said coke. And countless venues to host said dicks hosting said coke. And countless 'DJs' that have iPods loaded with MGMT. __________________
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	"there's a world of coke out there" truth. time for me to clean up the kitchen and go to bed. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	"Husker Duh" -"Husker Dü!" "Oh, erhm, Husker Dü!" __________________ 666
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Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Nobody likes this CRAP. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	"... pretentious music like the Velvet Underground and Sonic Youth." "No one really likes that crap!" Ahahaha... ha... ):
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samuel the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,173	It's becoming hip and pretentious to acknowledge and call out Sonic Youth as being hip and pretentious. I'm over it.
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deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	haha my friend showed me this link just because he knew i like sonic youth. i found it pretty funny, and very true. not the sonic youth-bashing, but everything else. it's so fucking hip to hate your favorite band. why the hell do hipsters do that?
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DanielCarlson children of satan Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 345	Haha, I found it to be rather funny. Even though I listen a lot to Sonic Youth, The Velvet Underground, Yo La Tengo and Husker Dü (or at least I say I do )
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