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Old 04.16.2007, 02:42 PM   #1
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Pick a book you love, (it has to be in print in the UK), and write a very short review for it (25 words maximum).

I'll put it in the recommends section in my bookshop. Whichever one sells the most copies in the space of a month is the winner.

The prize? A great deal of satisfaction because you've enriched people's lives.

Deadline: asap, I'll need to order the books in time to start on 1st May.
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Old 04.16.2007, 02:52 PM   #2
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The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

A teen who keeps his whereabouts a secret, writes to a stranger. And tells us what it is to be a teen.
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Old 04.16.2007, 02:56 PM   #3
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I want a realllllllllllllllll prize!

Ok. I'll think of a real prize.
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Old 04.16.2007, 03:02 PM   #4
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crime and punishment which is the best murder story ever written.

i want a real prize too. maybe a free 7" (record)
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Old 04.16.2007, 03:04 PM   #5
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crime and punishment which is the best murder story ever written.

i want a real prize too. maybe a free 7" (record)

Is that your review?
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Old 04.16.2007, 03:07 PM   #6
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Old 04.16.2007, 04:30 PM   #7
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Here's how it works:

Pick a book you love, (it has to be in print in the UK), and write a very short review for it (25 words maximum).

I'll put it in the recommends section in my bookshop. Whichever one sells the most copies in the space of a month is the winner.

The prize? A great deal of satisfaction because you've enriched people's lives.

Deadline: asap, I'll need to order the books in time to start on 1st May.

25 words... hm... are you looking for fiction/non-fiction/poetry/cooking/anything in particular?

and: will you be displaying our reviews? if so-- will you correct the american spellings of "color" & such other words? heh. but no, im serious if you want just a reason why the book is good or a real mini-review ready for reading.
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Old 04.16.2007, 04:38 PM   #8
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The Picture of Dorain Gray by Oscar Wilde

A masterpiece of late nineteenth century literature. A book that casts into sharp relief the excesses of modern life and one those who succumb to them.

26 words, counting articles
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Old 04.16.2007, 04:42 PM   #9
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ha ha, i just realized how few just 25 words are... ha ha ha... sorry nevermind. i'll compose some lines like that hopefully today.
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Old 04.16.2007, 04:43 PM   #10
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"Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas" by Hunter S. Thompson

Two guys travel to Las Vegas to find the heart of America. One realises that the 60's dream is dead, both get fucked up anyway.
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Old 04.16.2007, 04:44 PM   #11
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harry potter & the latest mistery or whatever.

best seller! buy it before it's gone! the rest of the words we need here are meaningless!! one, two, three, four, five, six, seven!

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^^ ha ha that would win based on sheer number of sales in spite of the crappy review. ive never read harry potter btw. this is a joke post.

BUT-- i'll think of some books.
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Old 04.16.2007, 04:46 PM   #12
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Amulet, by Roberto Bolano.

Oh, I'll give you 25 words at a later time. Just trust me on this one.
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Old 04.16.2007, 04:51 PM   #13
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HOUSE OF LEAVES - Mark Danielewski

How does a man and his family cope with the unthinkable? How does a book about a memoir about another book, written in experimental prose scare the crap out of me?
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Old 04.16.2007, 04:54 PM   #14
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"The Bible", exact author unknown.

A bunch of fairly uninteresting crap happens, all allegedly "real". Everyone's a sinner, except this one guy who makes mean shelves. He dies, apparently.
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Old 04.16.2007, 04:56 PM   #15
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I can't review it because I haven't finished it yet, but it'll sell well seeing as he just died and has been in the news.

hah, exactly 25 words!
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Old 04.16.2007, 05:24 PM   #16
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'Drugs Are Nice' by Lisa Crystal Carver

One of my favorite books of all time is the best autobiography / memoir I ever read, 'Drugs Are Nice', by L.C. Carver. It puts all other lives to shame. She's been a rock star, a prostitute, a magazine editor- but besides that on the whole she's lived an amazingly interesting life and her retrospective writing on it is superb to the point that you almost feel like you are living with her. Features cameos from equally interesting folks such as Bill Callahan and Boyd Rice and GG Allin, all with whom she had 'relationships' with.

I can't reccomend it enough. I can't fathom how many middle-of-the-night revelations this book gave me about my own life. At least five. You'll not put it down from start to finish. It's special.

Thats not 25 words but you could cut it down.
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Old 04.16.2007, 05:33 PM   #17
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pookie, it would help to know, what kind of bookstore is this and who are your customers? btw, is this YOUR bookshop, or do you just work in it? if it's your bookshop, i envy you in a good way-- i mean i have no ill will i just oh i would love to own a bookshop. if you just work there, ha ha, same thing. especially in one where you get to pick the selections.
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Old 04.16.2007, 07:07 PM   #18
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Old 04.16.2007, 07:45 PM   #19
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Old 04.17.2007, 03:56 AM   #20
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ok, here is one for the win. book cover by penguin; "review" a little over 25 words but potent, as you will see:

 


A young Alabama lawyer told Tocqueville in 1831, "There is no one here but carries arms under his clothes. At the slightest quarrel, knife or pistol comes to hand."

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if that doesn't sell a few copies this week i don't know what will, judging by the recent british perplexity at the lack of gun control in the us (i thought this was obvious for my choice of "review" but some people need explanatons).
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