[SynthethicalY]

About freaking time.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

[ALIEN ANAL]

surely this article is wrong..black people are MAIDS...isnt that how it goes?

[Alex's Trip]

Jasmine was black enough...

[SynthethicalY]

She was Arabian. Not black really not black. I wonder if the prince is going to be white or black. All I know is Walt Disney is turning in his incubator.

[SynthethicalY]

Are you drunk swa(y)

[SynthethicalY]

Yeah, Iwas able to listen to the songs, they are great. Thanks man.

[SynthethicalY]

I understand. Sometimes i feel lazy to do stuff.

[floatingslowly]

Disney said its new animated princess -- Maddy -- will be added to its collection of animated princesses used at the company's theme parks and on consumer products.

somewhere, deep in the heart of ASIA, a former prostitute is screwing in the arms and legs of countless Frog Princess Happy Meal Toys.

[SynthethicalY]

repped^^^

[SynthethicalY]

You must spread some racist disney points again before you give it to Kegmama.

[ZEROpumpkins]

Jesus, that must have taken a while to write

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Disney's corrupt as fuck.

The Little Mermaid:
1.) A fish wants to fuck a human, making our kids get horny every time they
eat tuna. Obvious nod toward bestiality.
2.) Blatant racism against seagulls.
3.) The bad girl is fat, not to mention a squid, making children believe that all fat people are bad (and have tentacles.)
4.) "Mermaid" rhymes with "spermmaid," and the name is "Little," making men everywhere insecure about the size of their penises, every time they orgasm.

Lady and the Tramp:
1.) "Tramp." Enough said.

Beauty and the Beast:

1.) The Beast is naked the whole time.
2.) Mrs. Pots (or is it Potts?) has a child named chip, proving that someone out there actually had sex with Angela Lansbury.
3.) The name Mrs. "Pots" is in obvious reference to marijuana, encouraging children everywhere to be "pot"heads.

Dumbo:
1.) Oh, so now everyone with big ears is dumb, huh?

Bambi:
1.) Who can't figure this one out? Bambi matures, he grows horns. Horns = "horny." Perverted Disney, what were they thinking?

Snow White:
1.) Reduced a bunch of midgets down to a stereotype. "Sneezy." "Grumpy." "Horny." "Sleepy." The list goes on.

Aladdin:

1.) A-Lad-In. What do you think that "lad" was "in?" Jasmine come to mind? (Yes, I did have to drop a "d" to come up with this. But I'm allowed to stretch, the religious-right sure did.)
2.) Makes young, impressionable children think that rich people can actually be nice.

The Great Mouse Detective:

1.) If you look closely at his hat, you'll notice it's an exact replica of a vagina.

101 Dalmatians:
1.) Encourages kids to have lots and lots of sex, so they can have 101 "Dalmatians" of their own.
2.) Cruella De Vil smoked, showing that if you want to be the coolest person in a movie, you have to smoke. I read somewhere that cigarette smoking between the ages of 5-7 jumped up an incredible 123% after this movie was released!

The Rescuers:
1.) Only makes kids want to be kidnapped, in hopes that some fucking rodents will come and save them.

Robin Hood:
1.) Oh . . . right. Just try stealing from the mega-rich Disney corporation, to give to the poor. I dare ya.

Song of the South:
1.) Obvious racism. Black people aren't rabbits.

Alice in Wonderland:
1.) Encourages kids everywhere to take lots of acid, and jump into holes.

Sword and the Stone:
1.) Just a way to start kids out early on the road of getting stoned, having sex, and saying "and the," a lot. The sword represents sex, obviously. The stone, you can figure that one out.

Hunchback of Notre Dame:
1.) Degrading to hunchbacks everywhere. What if they called it "The Cripple of Minnesota?" Would it still be "acceptable," then?
2.) The funny characters made out of stone is once again Disney's attempt to get children "stone"d.

Oliver and Company:
1.) Features music by Billy Joel.

Pocahontas:
1.) In an ancient indian language, "hontas" means "really nice ass." Suddenly, Poke-a-hontas doesn't sound so nice, does it?

haha

[jon boy]

haha nice kar!

[ZEROpumpkins]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Probably. But only took a few secs to copy and paste after Googling.

Really? What did you google?

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Disney's corrupt as fuck.

The Little Mermaid:
1.) A fish wants to fuck a human, making our kids get horny every time they
eat tuna. Obvious nod toward bestiality.
2.) Blatant racism against seagulls.
3.) The bad girl is fat, not to mention a squid, making children believe that all fat people are bad (and have tentacles.)
4.) "Mermaid" rhymes with "spermmaid," and the name is "Little," making men everywhere insecure about the size of their penises, every time they orgasm.

Lady and the Tramp:
1.) "Tramp." Enough said.

Beauty and the Beast:

1.) The Beast is naked the whole time.
2.) Mrs. Pots (or is it Potts?) has a child named chip, proving that someone out there actually had sex with Angela Lansbury.
3.) The name Mrs. "Pots" is in obvious reference to marijuana, encouraging children everywhere to be "pot"heads.

Dumbo:
1.) Oh, so now everyone with big ears is dumb, huh?

Bambi:
1.) Who can't figure this one out? Bambi matures, he grows horns. Horns = "horny." Perverted Disney, what were they thinking?

Snow White:
1.) Reduced a bunch of midgets down to a stereotype. "Sneezy." "Grumpy." "Horny." "Sleepy." The list goes on.

Aladdin:

1.) A-Lad-In. What do you think that "lad" was "in?" Jasmine come to mind? (Yes, I did have to drop a "d" to come up with this. But I'm allowed to stretch, the religious-right sure did.)
2.) Makes young, impressionable children think that rich people can actually be nice.

The Great Mouse Detective:

1.) If you look closely at his hat, you'll notice it's an exact replica of a vagina.

101 Dalmatians:
1.) Encourages kids to have lots and lots of sex, so they can have 101 "Dalmatians" of their own.
2.) Cruella De Vil smoked, showing that if you want to be the coolest person in a movie, you have to smoke. I read somewhere that cigarette smoking between the ages of 5-7 jumped up an incredible 123% after this movie was released!

The Rescuers:
1.) Only makes kids want to be kidnapped, in hopes that some fucking rodents will come and save them.

Robin Hood:
1.) Oh . . . right. Just try stealing from the mega-rich Disney corporation, to give to the poor. I dare ya.

Song of the South:
1.) Obvious racism. Black people aren't rabbits.

Alice in Wonderland:
1.) Encourages kids everywhere to take lots of acid, and jump into holes.

Sword and the Stone:
1.) Just a way to start kids out early on the road of getting stoned, having sex, and saying "and the," a lot. The sword represents sex, obviously. The stone, you can figure that one out.

Hunchback of Notre Dame:
1.) Degrading to hunchbacks everywhere. What if they called it "The Cripple of Minnesota?" Would it still be "acceptable," then?
2.) The funny characters made out of stone is once again Disney's attempt to get children "stone"d.

Oliver and Company:
1.) Features music by Billy Joel.

Pocahontas:
1.) In an ancient indian language, "hontas" means "really nice ass." Suddenly, Poke-a-hontas doesn't sound so nice, does it?

hahahahaha

[k-krack]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Kegmommy... I wish you were my mommy.